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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38483
 07.11.2010
Recalled by a friend. A lot of fire water was drunk. In the morning, more precisely the day, through the dream, I feel that my hand lies on something hairy, well, I think once I woke up at home, it means that it is a cat. Let’s go, the shit doesn’t scream, I guess what’s going on? I open my eyes, this is my foot.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №38482
 07.11.2010
From the angry tirade of the chief, insulting the admin for burning the mat. Payment of:
The eagle and the eagle!! Only chicken legs grow out of your ass.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38481
 07.11.2010
The Environment: Kyoun
Lady in Red: Mmm?
What a wonderful status))) "doebi"))
Sorry...who didn’t fuck you? :D
Lady in red: I knew you would like it ?
Lady in Red: Doebi - Saturday (Japan)
The Environment: Fuck
Lady in red :P

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38480
 06.11.2010
The mayor won the election with 21 votes.

The comments:
XHH: A persuasive break. We need to recalculate here.
What to recount? Thirteen and Ace.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38479
 06.11.2010
Saturday early morning. I woke up lightly – I didn’t sleep. I started working - turned on the computer, sat down to code. Light, suits me a sleeping little boy (5 years old)
Dad, why are you not sleeping?
I work, go sleep again.
No, I don’t want to sleep.
Go and play toys.
He left and returned in five minutes.
Give me a hammer.
Why to you?
I will work.
He took the hammer and left. I go after him. I see - got a piece of the board and knocks in it with a string of nails. I looked at the clock, eight just knocked. He closed the door to the kindergarten and, full of pride, went to code further. Man is growing.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38478
 06.11.2010
I was looking for food in the refrigerator. I found a small bowl, half empty, inside - some jelly of a pleasant strawberry color, with bones. I looked - looks glossy, smelled - smells of soap. I looked at the label. Sitting on a chair. Body scraping "smorodine jelly" I think someone ate it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38477
 06.11.2010
The breakdown is when a cute girl is flirting with you in a line at the pharmacy, and your turn is right, and you, the puppy, need to buy diapers for the child, pads for the wife and hemorrhoidal ointment for the aunt!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38476
 06.11.2010
The Prisoner:
By the way, I forgot to ask... My neighbor’s repair hasn’t finished yet?
The Red Tank:
That is repair! And I thought he opened a iron concrete mine.

[ + 98 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38475
 06.11.2010
The morning "staying" is good! Today I saved my phone from falling into the toilet...I dropped it to the side...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38474
 06.11.2010
We eat in the electric car and suddenly the controllers come in. He approaches us and asks us to show us the tickets, but we naturally didn’t have them and my friend burned: he started driving with his hand like a Jedi and said, “You don’t need to check our tickets, leave your job and go on.” The man looked at us with his five ruble eyes and left. And then a friend says:" I was a procatite!" Oo

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38473
 06.11.2010
Man periodically visits the zoo, told about a turtle on wheels
yyy> a self-propelled tumba?? to
xxx> she scratched her armor on the concrete floor of the volley, she didn't think for a long time that the wheels were glued to turn, on the rubber glue
xxx> first tried to run, then mastered
yyy> is it running?
xxx> and
xxx> pushes, legs raises and it eats
yyy> here people are interested in standby brakes
xxx> about the brake did not say, probably not
xxx> it can always be put on the pen and everything

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38472
 06.11.2010
The little ones on the legs are made for the fact that they would be beaten on the furniture every time!

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38471
 06.11.2010
With this look, you will find a man for once!
X: That’s exactly what it is.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38470
 06.11.2010
<Dino> I like that you wear long shirts...
<Dino> dressed woman causes desire to split her...
<Margarita> I know. Nothing lights you.
<Dino> in the sense of
<Margarita> I am her husband. If you write to her again, I’ll remove her brains from her ears.
<Margarita> it was a pleasure to meet.
Quits: Dino
<Margarita> I said right, sweet?)
<Metal Claw> ah, good :ROFL:

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38469
 06.11.2010
The innovative path of development of the Russian Federation:
As an example, he cites the creation of a new high-tech industry for the production of biofuels from woodworking waste, the cheapest source of raw materials.

The wood was invented, right?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №38468
 06.11.2010
The preamble. It was summer. We went on a march, and the tents were few, in the end we lived four in a three-bed tent tent. You can live, but not turn.

by Fabula. Another night. Getting a girl to sex:
I: Give what you are!
She is: Obalde, is it? Right now people!
I: What a people, everyone is sleeping already! See also! Pinnaju lying next to the neighbor
I: Siroh, are you sleeping?
Oh yeah, I am sleeping.
I: for a long time?
It is an hour and a half like.
I: Well you see it! He has been sleeping for a long time! So let it!
She: O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38467
 06.11.2010
Vezun4ik: That’s what I thought. How long did Noah wander in the ark?
Vezun4ik is long.
Maxim: O_o year 2 like.
Vezun4ik: so some kinds of animals he lovingly eaten xD

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38466
 06.11.2010
@@@: Fuck, we’ve been dating her for two months, and she’s not even touching herself =\ That feeling that someone put her in mode "Read Only" ><
DarknessLORD11: Oh, and judging by the size of the chest - also archived xDD

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №38465
 06.11.2010
XXX: I made a proposal today...
Wow, is it already? You have been dating for a month!
I realized she was my half.
What about yesterday?
We woke up yesterday morning after a stormy sex, she is lying all that dark, and suddenly turns to me and says, “Do you want to suck?”
xxxh: as long as I hide, she screams "and here’s nihuya, I’m the first" rushing to the toilet
HH: That was when I understood it.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38464
 06.11.2010
Her favourite burned.She sits up and thinks out loud. I am a lion, you are a lion, a child will also be born as a lion, and we will have a praid.

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