I am free, like a bird in the sky. I'm free - I forgot what it means to fuck :(

KJD (17:05:53 2/11/2011)
Commercial sexual activity. This is called in our institute of noble virgins prostitution. At least at the Department of Infectiology, they called it exactly as it is in all the textbooks about HIV.
shed (17:06:38 2/11/2011)
Are you engaged in commercial sex activities?
SCHED (17:06:44 2/11/2011)
I am on the budget.

Terk:...and I was burned in the pioneer room smoked and ringed through the horn.

Comment on the book:

I absolutely don’t know the history of the Third Reich, so it was hard for me to read. As soon as I remembered who Goebbels was, Himmler appeared, and I forgot who Goebbels was, then Goering ran away, then I was caught by Bormann and Mueller, and the control in the head were their titles: Obergruppeführer, Reichführer, Obersturmführer.

Almost all the ugliness in the world, do - cross.

Curious story happened with the Prime Minister of Ukraine Nikolai
of Azharov. The politician was going to work and watched what was happening outside the window. At some point, the prime minister, having spotted and obscene expressions, pulled the phone and picked up the number of the chairman of the Kyiv city administration Anatoly Popov.

- Anatoly Pavlovich, your mother, what is happening to you in the city! – not
When he started to say hello, he started screaming at the head of administration.
The Prime Minister. It no longer enters any door. You are in control,
What ads appear on your advertising billboards!

At the end of the telephone wire there was a silence, which was later interrupted by a timid answer, saying, in principle, yes.

What is it? When he came, he asked Popov.

What is it? I just saw a poster on which it was written, “Pumps.
“On to Dacia!” What a fuck! The Pump! The head of government was outraged.

From the further development of the conflict, the prime minister was saved by a guard who was driving with him.

- Nikolai Yanovych, it was necessary to read in Ukrainian, - said the security guard. – not
“Pump” and “Pump”. Pumping on...

A-A is okay. Departure, Anatoly Pavlovich, - calmly said the Prime Minister and
Continued a business trip.

"The time for the matter, and the time for the fun," I thought at 2 o'clock at night: I put off the drill and took the violin.

rn2ff: blue, tomorrow in Russia Thursday-Friday
Hesh: in the sense?
rn2ff: we have a weekend on Friday
rn2ff: the day of Susannah
rn2ff: the funniest thing is that in Poland is also a weekend
HESH: In honor of what?
Rn2ff: Probably the Poles that Susanin brought into the woods were bad Poles :)

Vitaly Kulakova: the soul requires change...
Paylo Belov: and the body of whisky?)
Vitaly Kulakova: where does such knowledge of the human soul come from?! to

boss: Colleagues, let your wishes for the next year immediately, who would like to go to which courses of advancement. From 1 course / conference / training per year.
Slave: courses of upgrading)

Contactless fighting is when you are thrown by the customer and you are beating in aggression - where to get his contacts.

X: Why are you so dumb?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Did you hear that I bought a Cadillac CTS?
XXX: Yes, the type is cool and all that.
YYY: Son, do you know what he said? "Daddy, why is your car called "city ass"? Cadillac City Ass.
xxx: ))))) Everyone, you got it :))))
YYYYYYYYYYY

Zuko666_bang(18:43:21): Recently, a friend went to compass school to set up (and he, I must say, a typical admin-unbarred, swollen, red eyes). a long time looking for a compass office, the whole school overtaken.. well, found, did everything, goes out, meet-mentions, and, such, under his hands.. he is in a mess:what is it?It turned out to be a good cleaner, envious of a friend, thought that the pedophile... and mentholes caused... rotted for a long time... and could not prove it.

xxx: And today at the computer science class I made a comment and wrote in my diary:
I studied Python programming language at computer science lesson - 2

The whole of Europe is struggling to help Greece, and these Greeks make fun of everything.
He was in Greece. They do not work there, the banks are open from 10 to 2, the siesta does not stop at all.
What do you want is an ancient nation, they have been tired for many thousands of years.

Conversation with the Supplier:
Yes to hello. We paid you for calling, right? How much have we paid? The Truth? Are you going to call it until we pay for it? Interestingly...

Opinion is like a hole in your ass. It exists, but not everyone needs to show it.
c) CDG3D

Sweet, you’re so careless that you can confuse a condom with a socket!
YYY: 0.0

A lawyer at work...
The Wacht Village. Wacht month by month.
On Monday, the disciplinary department caught a drunk worker, suspended from work. Examination is...
It is proposed to give an announcement about a highly subdued state. I can’t even write X.
I suggest writing tomorrow.
On Tuesday, the worker appears even more drunk. are removed. The explanation is postponed for another day.
On Wednesday, the worker goes to work in general. The procedure is the same.
On the fourth day, the less convicted worker writes an explanation: I woke up in the night from Monday to Tuesday, recalled that I was removed from work, became upset, drank...
I woke up in the night of Tuesday to Wednesday, remembered that I had already been removed from work twice, was upset, drunk...
I woke up in the night from Wednesday to Thursday, remembered that I had been removed from work three times, was upset, and I thought - and I could be released.

Where is the button? How to sign? The CAP?
Captain O: Sorry, son, I only answer questions that have obvious answers. If you want to find out where the forest hork lives or what color green tea - contact us.