Petrovich was expelled from work.
For what?
- They said that he talked a lot of shit and left the job.
Are they fired for that?
There are no prime ministers, but the sanitary technicians are expelled!

Where to find such, ready hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, back to back...
Or one would only have their schemes to go on trips, and the other would generally prefer to live with a woman.
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"No Ozhut, let’s clean up. I can’t be your wife!
Why is?
Well, at least because I have colored hair.
– It is not important.
I smoke and smoke like a steam car.
And that doesn’t matter.
What a past I have! A breakthrough of men, including one saxophonist!
I forgive you.
I will never give you a child!
Adopt a stranger.
If you don’t have enough, I’m a man!
Everyone has their own flaws"

If we lived together, I would only have sex with you.
Hm...
With a lunch break. Because you’re not going to fuck hungry. And I am a romantic...

Late to work, received from the boss. Everyone lives on world time, and I live on the microwave.

A girl’s IQ should be twice her body weight.

A happy woman is a terrible weapon in the fight against female logic.

But the news:
Route drivers in Kiev drink gasoline to break the smell of garbage.

and harsh.

Father to son whose ear is cursed:
They are only worn by pirates and gays. Now I'll look at the files on your computer, and don't give god there is no terabyte of unlicensed content!
c) Vary

The worst is semi-culturality.

People are used to throwing garbage on the lawn, in the bushes, in the rivers, in general, where you can’t see, so as not to feel guilty.
But the garbage is easier to clean from the asphalt, rather than forge out of the lawn and bushes.
And if people learned to suck in the street, not in the entrances, then there would be no smell in the entrances.

Either tolerate, or do so that it is easier to clean after you.

Once I worked as a sanitary technician and learned a way to use the sewerage for free. But I and other employees were fired because we used this method.

and. Now I want to avenge them, and I tell you this way. We did this: you squeeze your hand in a push on the elbow, then sharply you pull, and the crap for 2 hours bats for free!

and. It works 100% on all toilets.

Today was the most epic game in my life:
I rented a car in the Czech Republic. We went to the surrounding sights. The first was one of the longest cable roads in Europe. 2.5km forward and 500m slope up. Let us sit, let us go, let us rejoice. From one thought "the longest" is already pleasant. But right in the middle of the distance, I put myself in my pocket behind my hat and pulled out the keys from the car. He went back on foot. Precisely the sliding slope after the rain. I came wet, dirty, I don't feel my legs, but happy - with the keys!

On the way to work:

Is Ukraine becoming a member of the EU? This member of the European Union is concerned.

Comrade about his mobile operator said: "I speak this thousand minutes in half an hour!"

XXX: There is nothing to watch on TV. I put a satellite - there was nothing to see even more!
YYY: You can still search for something uninteresting on the Internet.

In one of the forums:
...
Better to see once than to hear a hundred times.
YYY: And even better to touch.
Zzzz: It’s good to fuck!

I sit in the kitchen with my son and have breakfast.
I: "Good appetite!"
The son makes a solemn face and says: "Appetite. It will not perish from the thousand nine hundred and ninety-seventh year.

My wife and I work on interior design. Distributed the volume of work, warned that if it is overdue - I will go for mistakes.

After an hour, the result is square bulbs, and the light does not come from the window, but from a fictional basement, the entrance to which is located in the center of the room. And an evil smile.

The multiplier in the Russian language is not formed by the letters "a","i".
There are no exceptions! No tractor, no driver, no computer, no accountant, no shredder, no dollar, and no contract.
The masters look at it quite surprised.

When my husband is capricious, I threaten him that I will not sew for him the plush toy I promised for his birthday. He is frightened and does what I want. I am evil =)

No-no is :

I’ll tell you the ma-a-all secret.

Multiple numbers in the Russian language are not formed by the letters "a","i".
There are no exceptions!

and----
Please open your eyes, look at the snow and the sleeping lawns. And then state that there are no exceptions. Then go read about forms of formation of multiple numbers. Note that in addition to speech, there is also a professional language, in which the use of -A instead of -i/s is equally common. Read about the equivalent forms. Therefore, please install drivers on your computer, and I will look for drivers on the widget, motherboard, audio and wifi module. Because of the word of the drivers is already turning me.