Andrei (15:32:34 5/11/2010)
I immediately said I would be rum with vodka.
Ivory (15:33:17 5/11/2010)
Do you think it will taste good?
Andrei (15:33:24 5/11/2010)
I have never drank rum in pure form, only in cocktails.
Andrei (15:33:36 5/11/2010)
I want a pirate! From the throat!
Ivory (15:34:16 5/11/2010)
Wake up Nippon!! to
Ivory (15:34 5/11/2010)
If you drink without me!! to
Andrei (15:35:10 5/11/2010)
to look! Did the pirates taste good? They whispered from their throats, and then went to abortion and raped papagaies. Depp is not everywhere.
Ivory (15:36:19 5/11/2010)
>.. and raped the parrot, for example. Depp is not everywhere.
Drink of Eden, Nuwonahui.

Discussion of Alternative History:
And the fact that the Great Chinese did not protect anyone - does not mean that it can not be. For example, our militia does not protect from anyone - but it exists.

PUSHOG
You will not believe

Maximum is =
I do not believe

PUSHOG
I crashed into a car tonight.

Maximum is =
Where did you fly?

PUSHOG
In Murmino, near the cemetery

Maximum is =
Symbolically

PUSHOG
We are whole

PUSHOG
Jenny, half a fool, decided to stick. See, he says, how I drive without a lighthouse (night, field, square 2 meters on both sides). Don’t be afraid, he said, and shut off the lights for a few seconds. I turned it on and it was as if it would - and now, he says, be afraid! Fuck, I didn’t go, I was in a cube. The car is fucking.

The accountant addresses a young programmer:
Alexander... m... m...
I am Petrovich.
Give me your love, Sasha. I forgot it doesn’t work anymore.

<Atamancho> Evil are your games.
A sister called at two o’clock at night today and asked with a panicking voice how to defeat the four Jedi.

We have a chief - an indigenous German, but spent half his life in Russia, studied in Moscow, somehow on a dispute without money he travelled by car stop from Peter to Vladik in 3 months. Our man at all! In Russian he speaks perfectly but with a great accent, but when he wants, he can simply pretend that the nifiga does not understand.

We are sitting in the office, waiting for the elevator. The boss is called, he periodically whispers in the telephone. Next to us are two secrets of some kind, loudly chatting with each other in Russian about bags, also waiting for them in general.

stand for a long time. There is no elevator. It seems that the man's secrets are very disturbing. Finally he gets bored, he turns to them and asks on a broken broken Russian with an innocent face - "And what is there, no?"

The secretions fall into a sediment and squeeze, the man returns to the conversation. Win-Win

Listen to what the archive is... on your fingers.
NN: On the fingers... hm... look, a person eats about 3-4 kg of food a day... right?
and well. and?
nn: and when squeezed, the coconut is small maximum per kg to be obtained :)
W W W W!

I go on the bus, sitting by the window, side-sighted I notice that the bicycle is overtaking the bus! I turn my head and it is attached to the roof of the Toyota =)

You risk casting the shadow of doubt on my reputation.
How beautiful it is, counted, right?
This is from the multicast.

“Good lady, would you like to go to a restaurant with me today?”
Has the lady forgotten?

Tolerance is when the ass is red from anger, and the head smiles and sneezes.

XHX: Does the girl seem to have left me?
YYY: What happened?
xxx: She gave me a box with a VoV and a subscription for a year.

<chh> the cover in the phone can not be opened
<wow> Strange, judging by spelling, I thought you were very strong

There are four days ahead of the weekend.
The first thought: Lord, let us not fool you!

KOrsar45: Today a cute girl in a strawberry suit gave me an advertisement
KOrsar45: advertised a new meat store
Kossar45: I thought a lot

My name is Annika, I work as an admin. I received my certificate No. 404 – Fate. ^ ^ ^

Antonov: No, what is happening to us is not yet an epic file. One summer I went on a bicycle to swim in the river. When I returned, I decided not to wear a shirt and go in a swimsuit. And there the road was under the hill and it quickly broke up, and here, on the full run, the top of the swimsuit at her broke up and slept. The drivers were delighted.

I still remember how my dad taught me to drive.

XXX was like this:
IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA, IRA and IRA Brake to Brake! It is gas, it is gas! #9 Do not turn around!! to
10 seconds of silence :)
And then the exhausting spark: Aston-Martin! I chose Aston Martin. Blue is a great choice!!! to
Then I decided to wait a few more years with the car :)

recently took a certificate from the skin dispenser for the pool: the citizen of the xxx has not identified bla bla bla diseases, the certificate is issued for presentation in : a rest house, a sanatorium, a pool,..., a visit,...

What are you taking on a date? and :)

MalyFka: But it’s a pity that I’ve stopped once, and I can’t change my nick anymore (
Really, really sad...