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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104982
 03.11.2014
Nuclear warheads are more than enough. Boom - and Germany is wiped off the face of the earth. Forgive the axis of evil, greet you, the cradle of truth.
Crater of Good Scuca
and xD

It is...

I am very curious about the age of these degenerates with Bivisov's hygias, who argue about how fun and good it would be to kill a few million people.
Types are typical.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104981
 03.11.2014
"Guests from the future", flare control panel:
Tagged with: "Sea"
Tagged with "Cosmos"
Button "Chemical"

Even in the beautiful distant future, you can only get to Chimok by flyer.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104980
 03.11.2014
Holidays in Turkey

The xxx:
At first everything looked nice: two Turks, three girls.

YYYY :
It is no longer decent.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104979
 03.11.2014
I only have the impression that the scratch is divided by one person, such as writing on two sides? Well, maybe another one or two are conducted, and so one subtroll is copied with himself?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №104978
 03.11.2014
at work
A bank calls and asks a non-existent employee.

We explain that there is no such thing here and there has never been.

at that end they begin to get irritated, boil, write with vinegar
And they pronounce a prepared phrase (issued by the bosses) from which we should all be afraid and immediately repay the loan for the unknown:
You should know that our conversation is recorded!!!!! to

when we scratch, we report to the telephone that our phone is on listening, what other screams will we measure?


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104977
 03.11.2014
In Odessa, the Russian-speaking Right Sector beat drug traffickers and handed them over to menta

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104976
 03.11.2014
Reading an article on one website, I stumbled on the phrase:
In the development of Antares in addition to the Russian and American sides took part and Dnipropetrovsk missile builders from the design bureau "South". Together with their Ukrainian colleagues, they designed a fuel supply system and related equipment.
I was very surprised that the Dnipropetrovsk missile builders had Ukrainian colleagues.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104975
 03.11.2014
I lie with my child in the hospital. Next to it lies a woman with very abundant vegetation on her feet. Suddenly this ugliness is seen by a 4.5 year old baby, makes big round eyes, runs to his mother and screams to the whole chamber: "Mommy, my aunt's legs are torn from under the blankets!" The whole house shook, restraining laughter.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104974
 03.11.2014
City News Portal:
Until the 90s, there was no one in the center of Paradise, and then there were several private offices and even a sex shop in the house. As long as he is not rated, the rule of law does not apply to him.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104973
 03.11.2014
I became addicted to programming as an adult, at about 28. Since then, no day without programming, despite being married.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104972
 03.11.2014
Child, Dmitry Anatolich is 49 years old, he has others
Too late for him to suffer.

It sounds logical, but it doesn’t really appear.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104971
 03.11.2014
If a person does not take lessons from life, it becomes unbearable.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104970
 03.11.2014
Rose is
We had a banquet at the firm, the birthday of one lady, the lady is not easy, beautiful and position, salary, work with foreigners, abroad, I realize she really liked me, decided to congratulate too, flowers? I have a salary-lowest link. bought one rose-goed, it would be better not to go there bouquets, baskets, and the public is watching with what came, back to the walk is not handed, and she mocked:-Oh, how nice, thank you, go. But I was ashamed, slightly worn and washed. A week later I was ordered to bring her some papers home, and I called. What a dear guest.
I think, let it be mocked, the devil has stumbled into this rose.
I will not let you go without tea. It’s delicious, and I’ll drink a cup of tea.
Go into the living room and I’ll make tea. I go there, and all in flowers. the same bouquets, baskets, arranged at the corners. In the middle of the table is a vase with a slightly worn rose.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №104969
 03.11.2014
Mom, I am in love.
What is her name? Does she know how to cook? What music is she listening to? What is her favorite poet? Does she do sport? Have you kissed? Why didn’t I say it earlier? Giving money? You can buy it ice cream when you walk.
Dad, I am in love.
The grandmother?
and BABA.
and norm.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104968
 03.11.2014
The forum discusses expenditure.

Where do people get small expenses? I eat decent) 11-13 liters now, 1.4 machine 2011g. and in the summer even 7l was never

You can also write that you have 6-7 meals.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104967
 03.11.2014
No minute of rest.
No second of peace,
XXX: No other than Deadline.
XXX: No other than Deadline.
XXX: That is what it is!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104966
 03.11.2014
I gave a friend a gift box with a game. This morning I received a message from his girlfriend: "I understood you decided to destroy sex in our house with your gift! Before yesterday xxxh to 2 nights gamal, yesterday - I..."

[ + 21 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104965
 03.11.2014
Please advise any country to move...which would be warm, quiet, safe, and not expensive?

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104964
 03.11.2014
The fearful:

>>Let’s see what you say when he replaces the iPhone with a mobile phone from another manufacturer)
– – – – –

It may replace it, or it may not, but it is unlikely to happen for a reason that is so disturbing to you.

****
Of course, not for that reason at all. What an adult person admits this.
__________________________

An adult man, a child. He has his orientation already, clearly defined.
And the sex orientation of the main on the iPhones for him does not matter - what difference, a black cat or a gray, only to catch mice.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104963
 03.11.2014
They are so cute.
My programs
I write 3 different but related programs (A, B, C)
B and C must take from A what A gives to all. So until C was written - B norm worked with A. They connected, met, cared for each other, gave each other information wrapped in gift bags. If something didn’t work out, someone checked and helped.
And here... a while has passed. Only A and B came together as I wrote the third (C) and connected to the first.
The drama began.
B is not working.
He does not relate to A. In the logs either he writes that everything is okay, or he writes nothing at all.
This is the well-known "stay away from me. I’m okay with you, I just feel like you’ve got another" or you’re just silent.
C is connected to the urum and does not yet do anything but has already met A. Kokettliv reports that she is ready to receive data.
Periodically, they all work normally, but at some point B even hanged C. More precisely, they both went to the deck.
What is A?
He does not care.
He just works.
It does not matter who and where.
He has other concerns. Selfish idiots

How it all became suspicious.
I am looking forward and afraid of developments. I’t be surprised if one of them turned out to be someone else’s cousin or sister.

There is no personal life - write it.

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