Working again on the weekend.
The look from the window is the same.
Oh my God, how I want to go home.
But money, shit, is more precious to me.

XY: I bought a collection of mathematics works for 1st grade. They decided to make sure she felt confident at school. The tasks are simple. Lisa got seven glasses of milk from the bidon. How much is left in Biden? Not a word about how much there was.)
XX:Can the capacity of the bidon constant for all tasks?and announced at the beginning of the textbook? As is believed in decent programming languages.The bidon is 3, 5 and 50 liters. Do you have 3 answers?
XY: she asks me what a bidon is and how many liters there can be (((
XX: And you have no bigon at home?
XY: so still cast glasses... and there are options in general darkness ))))))))
XX:nou, the glass is standard, for 200 ml, this is an undisclosed constant, it is just a given fact. Axioma, you are in Russia.
XY:I have already understood that only in Russia it is unclear from which beadons milk is poured, it is unclear what glasses and all this is given as a check (!!!!) Working

According to tradition, this is:

I had a friend who had an entirely real record in the workplace: "The artist-formator of the society of the blind"... Well, he worked there! In fact!! and formed. and ?

He worked a year as a sound operator in the House of Culture of the All-Russian Society of the Deaf, about which there is a record in the work book according to the TC of the Russian Federation.

Commentary on 4pda:

Telephone manufacturers try to make them thinner and thinner, and we do not give up and buy blankets :)

Dr. Morf: Entered in Google "how much it costs". The first 3 results - abortion, iPhone 4, iPhone 5. Stop the earth, I’ll go down.

I read from a Polish acquaintance on the VK page:

I got a note that a package is waiting for me at the mail. is cool.
It is written from China. Hm, it is strange. Well okay. I’m going to check what it is.
* is
Hi, I came for the mail, here is the paper. Only this is probably a mistake when I wait for a package from Poland, not from China.
She: Yes, it’s a mistake, we just always don’t know where we come from, we write China.
* is
The man alone stood by the side, he heard everything and said, only PLEASE, send my package to Germany and not to Kazakhstan.

From the news:
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has demanded that Russia confirm that none of the participants and guests of the 2014 Olympics will be discriminated against on the basis of their sexual orientation or beliefs. In August, IOC chief Jacques Rogge said he was quite satisfied with the guarantees received.

YYY: I wonder, and what guarantees were given to him?
XXX: How about what? They left and let go in peace. It shows that there is no threat to minorities.

xxx: I saw today how a healthy tree was taken from the Kremlin. Now I wonder: still or already?

News: PACE wants Ukrainian deputies and officials to participate in gay parades - media
How subtle, however, has been hinted!

Freemasonry :

My brother was knocked in another fight. he has been walking with a bandage on his eye for a week, and communicating with someone in the innet, puts a smile at the end.

I watched all of Hannibal Lecter’s works during the day, and at night I dreamed of a new one... is it okay?

Managers of one of the supermarkets during lunch discuss possible New Year’s promotions.
Next year is the year of the Horse. I would like to suggest that anyone who comes here to ride a horse, make a 5% discount.)
I have four horses in my village, I can go for three.
Why only three?
The fourth is the reserve.
Dennis: Fuck, I’ll come to eat your lunch now, because I’ve ripped out my dish of oatmeal caviar, representing a reserve horse wrapped to the carriage.

So it turned out that the wife was supposed to come to court (it must be said a terribly disgusting and crazed uncle).
On this occasion, she was upset and scared, not knowing how to behave, this will happen. To encourage and instruct her, I begin the conversation:
I: Do you know what three rules are when communicating with authorities?
Mmmmmmmmm...
I: Well, there’s a song like that with Dad (meaning "Don’t Believe, Don’t Fear, Don’t Ask")
Q: "We are not caught"
Q: "The boy gay"?
Q: "People with disabilities?"
Q: "Simple movements"
I am...........

Invaluable - is the expression of the eyes of the seller, when in response to her request you give her a passport, and you are 29 years old)))

P/S/ As a new female insult: So that you never ask for a passport again)))

Let them ask. Everyone is good.)

I tried to extract VAT on the street from a hundred hooks, so from the green six, my grandfather came out and threw me a puzzle with uranium.

From the Auto Forum:
Svetlana: By your advice, I bought Opel Astra here six months ago. I say on garlic, she disappointed me.
Alexander: I am ashamed to ask - why did not hit the machine?
Svetlana: she is so gray so unnoticed in the stream
Victor: buy a fire car - you will be strongly distinguished...

A friend told the cat:
What, shit, falling down where you shouldn’t!! to

The comments of Habrus burn again:
In wartime, the cosinus angle can reach four. If very necessary.

Not a cosinus, but a pi.
Excuse me

And now imagine that even cosinus in wartime can get somewhere equal to 4. It is a disaster!

In wartime, the sinus angle can be blue. If the boss ordered.

Judging by trends, in our time the sinus of the angle can be condemned if it is not blue.

From Hubble, discussion of Curiosity

Zelenyikot: Water is life. The water in the solar system is in ruins, but life is only here.
On the one hand, the lifelessness of Mars is sad. Hundreds of years of people's hopes for close brothers and sisters are destroyed. But if you look at the prospect of exploring Mars, its sterility is good. There will be no moral contradictions about “Can we kill them to live for ourselves?” and Greenpeace will not bother.

Hyston: I fear there will be a Redpeace that will insist on preserving the natural radiation background.

xxx: Facebook is burned with a flame, and anger tweet, and the young programmer....
yyy: facepalm, fuck up, deadline and R.I.P. ( by