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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55803
 01.11.2011
She: I want you
She: And you are me?
He wants to
She: and how?
Do you have a degree or a position?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55802
 01.11.2011
A meter of snow has fallen this morning.

[ + 156 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55801
 01.11.2011
Put it on top. The Nippon.

Here I study at the university... and, at the prices in the dining room: the harbour - 30r, what meat (anything) - 80r. the first - 35r, and the COMPOT 20r. Listen to what I think! for the price, for example, for one cocktail in the universe can be eaten normally, there is one question.
Who doesn’t think about students?? to
And with what pride he said in his voice.
"we will raise the scholarships by as much as 9%!" WHAT WOULD YOU LIVE THAT!!!! to
The rage!
Thieves and thieves! Get out of the Kremlin!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55800
 01.11.2011
The movie viewed now "Elections Day" gives a strange feeling that it was already then (2007) The fate of Libya was predetermined.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №55799
 01.11.2011
As a friend of mine said, a book is always better than a movie. Because in your head there are no budget limits on special effects.

[ + 69 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55798
 01.11.2011
For a long time I thought about how to better translate the English word Thunderbolt into Russian. Apparently thunder is "the thunder", "bolt" - a arrow (arbalet screw), a blow. It looks like "a thunderstorm". But a thunderstorm is itself a thunderstorm. The translator offers a version of the lightning strike, but for lightning in English there is a separate word – lighting. And it would seem that when ‘lighting’ is somewhere far and beautiful, and when ‘thunderbolt’ is, it’s a lightning to you! After hot disputes, we came to the common conclusion that the perfect translation of "thunderbolt" is the Russian word "huyax".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55797
 01.11.2011
Nashville
How are you going soon?
by 18:12

I am
I think it will stop raining.)
Because I am smart, I have two umbrellas.
alone in the car.
The second in the car.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55796
 01.11.2011
YOLF
We are the grandmothers :D We are all in the clinics. Here we compare where order and where not ?
GreenQ
this is how we will be in old age - poliklinics to discuss, only on the aske)))
GreenQ
And our grandchildren will not understand how you can sit behind a 4x nuclear misery without a 3D monitor and communicate through this primitive doorway, where you can not even adjust the smell of incoming messages.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №55795
 01.11.2011
and Tuesday. London is sex.
The Wednesday. Berlin is sex.
The Thursday. Tokyo is sex.
It just doesn’t exist, but it’s so beautiful, so beautiful.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №55794
 01.11.2011
From an employee’s letter to system administrators:
"My friends and colleagues!
I do not ask you to support this. I ask you to have the right to install it! It is not right! Again I ask – give rights, and show that you gave them, and not said that you gave, and you did not give, and you do not want to give, or you want, but you do not give.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55793
 01.11.2011
[11:49:35] <Rodriguez> Camelfo: So tell me, if a black cat crossed the road back and forth, what does it mean?
[11:50:44] <Camelfo> Ródriguez: a scalar or vector cat?
[11:50:52] <Camelfo> if scalar, then doubled
[11:50:59] <Camelfo> if vector, then cancelled

[ + 68 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55792
 01.11.2011
IceBerry (21:20:08 31/10/2011)
I was afraid of the whistleblower, until the knees were bending :-D the doctor, a nice young man, calmed, injected the injections and pulled out.
IceBerry (21:20:23 31/10/2011)
A tooth in meaning.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55791
 01.11.2011
I just heard on TV the statement of Sobyanin:

"In the past we had an extremely criminal situation here, and today it is quite acceptable.

You cannot change a situation - change your attitude toward it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55790
 01.11.2011
You need a photoshop master. Requirements: Ability to cut a large number of people in a short time!"

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55789
 01.11.2011
Task of Terrier:

When you dined at a table 2 meters wide, you saw a glider from the other end.
A table on your side of the cockroach. What is the probability that, adding to the edge of the table, the cockroach
it will slip to the right of you if you sit in the center of the table and occupy along it 60 cm, and
Is the cockroach too thin?

How do you think of it? #777? to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №55788
 01.11.2011
I was recently bitten by dogs, pieces 5-6, 4 wounds of the first degree. I studied the topic of vaccinations and decided to just live on.
Now, Darwin rubs the blades and writes the new driving force of anthropogenesis into the notebook – the Internet!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №55787
 01.11.2011
Loneliness is not with whom to talk.
Superstition is with whom, but not about what.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №55786
 01.11.2011
Out of curiosity, I registered with Hyde Park, a “social network for mature people,” as it is advertised. There were several reasons for Tom.
For example, I expected to find more thoughtful, clearly formulated judgments there. He hoped to find a polite, correct communication. Finally, I just got tired of more or less correct speech, which is still more typical of people who received a good Soviet education and read a lot of good books.

He made a small note about what was hurt – about the methodical destruction of education, about the strategy of a planned conscious outpouring of society. Although I assumed that this note is not noticed by the headhunter in the general flow of messages.

and happiness.

By the evening, more than three hundred reviews were submitted. A significant proportion of the written by mature people was made up of motherhood, the rest was constructive criticism. And you would know how much new, amazing I learned about myself. Moreover, it turned out that the personality I is extremely contradictory, skillfully combining the most seemingly unconnected vices.

It turned out, for example, that I am an unknown communist. At the same time, however, the Soviet Union collapsed and successfully sold the homeland to the Jews, the Churks and the Democrats.

As a former predecessor, I also found myself solely guilty of the collapse of the people, which, however, does not exist in fact, and which was invented in favor of the Pindos by such enemies of reforms as I am.

It was established that I was an intellectual, but at the same time a quick bandit.

It was also revealed that I was also a professional policeman – undoubtedly, personally and regularly beating and physically tormenting students – and at the same time, by my concupiscence, bringing them to complete desolation and illiteracy. The fact that the children of many commentators are wild and disadvantaged is also my direct and personal guilt, but this has not prevented me from appearing as a disgusting defamator of our remarkable youth.

The storm didn’t stop for several days. By the evening of the third day, all the unbearable weight of responsibility for the sins committed by mankind in the past and prepared for the future lay on my fragile shoulders. Being pervaded by all the disgust of my unprecedented wicked acts, I sadly deleted my account and removed myself, “scorching, bragging, and gesturing.”

After obtaining a decent resistance on social networks for immature people, I am now afraid. You’ll probably have to sort out the rest of your life off-line... 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №55785
 01.11.2011
I look at a DVD shelf with a documentary film in the store, I look at the disc "How to defeat corruption in Russia?". I move it back into
The comedy probably confused someone.

[ + 46 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55784
 01.11.2011
From Habr:

"This Windows 8 interface supports display up to 640 (!) processor cores, i.e. the maximum amount supported by the operating system itself.

640 processor cores should be enough for everyone!

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