Aunt Crossword is out.
Question "The Relationship Between Winnie Pooh and Five". Six letters.
Confidently writes: "The King"
The child rehearses Halloween mysteries:
"In the underground lives, at night people are frightened..." - Rabbit?
Yes, of course a rabbit.
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So, along with “because” and “because” the Universe gives us another answer to all possible questions!
Comments on Japanese cuisine:
And I like our sushi, not Japanese ones.
There is no cheese there. What is sushi without cheese?
by Dalnoboi:
I seriously think of making an MP3 recording of how the children clean up the room.
It is clear that screams, whispers, whispers, but the masterpieces also jump through:
and Rome! There is your socks under the couch. Fowowu, he seems to be dead!
Oh my shoe, my shoe!! Why are you pitting him with a venom??? No respect for the dead!!! to
The fucking!! I told you to remove the extender from under the table!
I cleaned him! Under the table!
Aaaah aaaah! I went to Lego!! Fuck you!!! to
That is what you need!! Feel like a daddy!
The Romance!! Have you filled the bed?
Yes, you don’t see, even the couch is folded!! to
Where is the clothes?? to
I left him on the second floor so I couldn’t see him.
“Rome, will you finally get rid of it, or are you preparing for the flight with your wreath?
I think that when there are more than two children, I’m already upset how many of them are.
Yesterday the refresher in the toilet ended. I decided to spray with a deodorant. Suddenly it turned out that it was a shave foam... at the same time and washed everything...
How - can an iPhone be disassembled? Do you have wins in it??? It always seemed to me that he was monolithically made of pure good.
Ashton Katcher now works at Lenovo.
The most popular comment: They still think he’s Steve Jobs...
He called a taxi, confused one number in the room, did not call, called another number, arrived.
Later, I was called back from the first number.
Have you called?
Yes, I wanted to call the car, no longer need to thank arrived.
Where did you call?
Taxi
This is a morge.
How tired of the rain.
Alexander: Do not worry! We live in Peter. Tired of this? There will soon be another!
There are 365 varieties of rain in Peter alone. =) is
I add :
In the new passports is proposed to place the text of the state anthem of the Russian Federation, graphic images of events from the history of Russia, the Russian Empire, the USSR and modern Russia or cities at each turn, as well as statements and images of famous citizens about Russia and our people. It is also proposed to set the contours of Kiev Russia, the Russian Empire within the borders of 1913, the USSR within the borders of 1963 and Russia within the borders of 2013.
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I need more scannword and anecdotes on the last page.
It is easier to paste a picture into a history textbook.
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I have defended my dissertation and work as a lecturer. Please help!!! to
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My wife went to Tejo. I must come on Sunday.
On Saturday, I call a friend to come to me.
Come in, I’m from the threshold, clean:
" The Wife My wife bleached. Get fast on the table! We’re here to eat vodka!"
This is shit! A woman comes out of the kitchen. Others like the wind.
He arrived earlier. I said, let’s go to the carpenter, code.
We have a shop of building materials, called-"TYAP-LAP" ))
My colleague told me this morning:
I came home a little dated. The wife says:
In the kitchen, if you want to harness, swing it yourself.
I think why to squeeze, went to the kitchen, took a kefir, sat down, put a catlet on the bread...I look, and the refrigerator is not covered, well, in one hand a catlet with bread, and the second I stretch to close the refrigerator, I stretch such and here from under my ass crawls the table, I fall with my ass on the floor, from the table pops out a kind of cocktail, catches my butter and gets away...I sit like a classmate and shout my wife from the room.
- I forgot to say, Charlie's mother (French bulldog) left for the weekend... she went somewhere.
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You know what
We are old
I sit here.
I understand
Those who are even three years younger.
Such a coward as we did not have.
No wild angels.
No Daddy
No hands up.
The lost generation
WOW :
Not so old, don’t hunt here) they just had a chat.
WOW :
They did not have Seilor Moon.
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and Pokémon
WOW :
Oh shit
The Lost Generation.
XHH: Characteristics of a large family, quote:
Citizen Ivanova Olga Nikolaevna is a large family consisting of four people.
A dragon with five heads.
Yesterday in the Internationalist Park in Peterburg, trying to summon an unclean force, Halloween celebrators summoned Deputy Milonov with the police. Do not joke with impurity!
and x:
©(°_°)
and x:
The One Joe
and :
Van Gogh
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09 to 00. Masha: The boss asked to copy a bunch of papers for his daughter. I am glad, I have nothing to do anyway.
by 09-02. Is it free?
by 09-03. Masha: Of course, it is difficult.
11 to 15. by Masha. I asked what kind of chocolate to buy. Damn, for such a piece of paper one chocolate?! to
X is:
This is the Egyptian god, called Annunah.
And Pharaoh brought me to his servants.
and :
Oh, and now Annunah holds you near the bus, and Zhrathotet calls you into the kitchen. Have fun there.
X is:
I'll build a grave for him, maybe he'll calm down.
Has anyone celebrated Halloween?
WOW: I have noted. I wore a jacket, pants and a tie. When I was asked if I was so damned, he replied that in honor of Halloween he decided to dress up as a successful man.