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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89160
 01.11.2013
Aunt Crossword is out.

Question "The Relationship Between Winnie Pooh and Five". Six letters.

Confidently writes: "The King"

The child rehearses Halloween mysteries:
"In the underground lives, at night people are frightened..." - Rabbit?
Yes, of course a rabbit.
___
So, along with “because” and “because” the Universe gives us another answer to all possible questions!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89159
 01.11.2013
Comments on Japanese cuisine:
And I like our sushi, not Japanese ones.
There is no cheese there. What is sushi without cheese?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №89158
 01.11.2013
by Dalnoboi:

I seriously think of making an MP3 recording of how the children clean up the room.
It is clear that screams, whispers, whispers, but the masterpieces also jump through:

and Rome! There is your socks under the couch. Fowowu, he seems to be dead!
Oh my shoe, my shoe!! Why are you pitting him with a venom??? No respect for the dead!!! to

The fucking!! I told you to remove the extender from under the table!
I cleaned him! Under the table!

Aaaah aaaah! I went to Lego!! Fuck you!!! to
That is what you need!! Feel like a daddy!

The Romance!! Have you filled the bed?
Yes, you don’t see, even the couch is folded!! to
Where is the clothes?? to
I left him on the second floor so I couldn’t see him.

“Rome, will you finally get rid of it, or are you preparing for the flight with your wreath?

I think that when there are more than two children, I’m already upset how many of them are.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89157
 01.11.2013
Yesterday the refresher in the toilet ended. I decided to spray with a deodorant. Suddenly it turned out that it was a shave foam... at the same time and washed everything...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №89156
 01.11.2013
How - can an iPhone be disassembled? Do you have wins in it??? It always seemed to me that he was monolithically made of pure good.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89155
 01.11.2013
Ashton Katcher now works at Lenovo.
The most popular comment: They still think he’s Steve Jobs...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89154
 01.11.2013
He called a taxi, confused one number in the room, did not call, called another number, arrived.
Later, I was called back from the first number.
Have you called?
Yes, I wanted to call the car, no longer need to thank arrived.
Where did you call?
Taxi
This is a morge.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89153
 01.11.2013
How tired of the rain.
Alexander: Do not worry! We live in Peter. Tired of this? There will soon be another!
There are 365 varieties of rain in Peter alone. =) is

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №89152
 01.11.2013
I add :
In the new passports is proposed to place the text of the state anthem of the Russian Federation, graphic images of events from the history of Russia, the Russian Empire, the USSR and modern Russia or cities at each turn, as well as statements and images of famous citizens about Russia and our people. It is also proposed to set the contours of Kiev Russia, the Russian Empire within the borders of 1913, the USSR within the borders of 1963 and Russia within the borders of 2013.

<51ddy>
I need more scannword and anecdotes on the last page.

It is easier to paste a picture into a history textbook.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89151
 01.11.2013
I have defended my dissertation and work as a lecturer. Please help!!! to

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89150
 01.11.2013
My wife went to Tejo. I must come on Sunday.
On Saturday, I call a friend to come to me.
Come in, I’m from the threshold, clean:
" The Wife My wife bleached. Get fast on the table! We’re here to eat vodka!"
This is shit! A woman comes out of the kitchen. Others like the wind.
He arrived earlier. I said, let’s go to the carpenter, code.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89149
 01.11.2013
We have a shop of building materials, called-"TYAP-LAP" ))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89148
 01.11.2013
My colleague told me this morning:
I came home a little dated. The wife says:
In the kitchen, if you want to harness, swing it yourself.
I think why to squeeze, went to the kitchen, took a kefir, sat down, put a catlet on the bread...I look, and the refrigerator is not covered, well, in one hand a catlet with bread, and the second I stretch to close the refrigerator, I stretch such and here from under my ass crawls the table, I fall with my ass on the floor, from the table pops out a kind of cocktail, catches my butter and gets away...I sit like a classmate and shout my wife from the room.
- I forgot to say, Charlie's mother (French bulldog) left for the weekend... she went somewhere.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89147
 01.11.2013
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You know what
We are old
I sit here.
I understand
Those who are even three years younger.
Such a coward as we did not have.
No wild angels.
No Daddy
No hands up.
The lost generation

WOW :
Not so old, don’t hunt here) they just had a chat.

WOW :
They did not have Seilor Moon.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
and Pokémon

WOW :
Oh shit
The Lost Generation.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89146
 01.11.2013
XHH: Characteristics of a large family, quote:
Citizen Ivanova Olga Nikolaevna is a large family consisting of four people.
A dragon with five heads.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №89145
 01.11.2013
Yesterday in the Internationalist Park in Peterburg, trying to summon an unclean force, Halloween celebrators summoned Deputy Milonov with the police. Do not joke with impurity!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89144
 01.11.2013
and x:
©(°_°)
and x:
The One Joe
and :
Van Gogh


[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89143
 01.11.2013
09 to 00. Masha: The boss asked to copy a bunch of papers for his daughter. I am glad, I have nothing to do anyway.
by 09-02. Is it free?
by 09-03. Masha: Of course, it is difficult.

11 to 15. by Masha. I asked what kind of chocolate to buy. Damn, for such a piece of paper one chocolate?! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89142
 01.11.2013
X is:
This is the Egyptian god, called Annunah.
And Pharaoh brought me to his servants.

and :
Oh, and now Annunah holds you near the bus, and Zhrathotet calls you into the kitchen. Have fun there.

X is:
I'll build a grave for him, maybe he'll calm down.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №89141
 01.11.2013
Has anyone celebrated Halloween?
WOW: I have noted. I wore a jacket, pants and a tie. When I was asked if I was so damned, he replied that in honor of Halloween he decided to dress up as a successful man.

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