A man on the street speaks on his cell phone:
“Daughter, I called the asky number you gave me...I was told that Asya doesn’t live there...What internet? O_O

X: Generally speaking, I sit and listen to music and suddenly I hear the exhausting Мяу. Apparently not a cat but a miserable parody, I take the camera to my office and I have a guy sitting under the door, probably thinking that I will open the door to pity the cat.

From the forum about amateur translation of the trailer.

I did not know that "November 19" in Russian translates as "November 18"

We need to drink more and eat less!
I always dreamed of hearing this from my mom.

I came home thinking how to explain "where I was, what I was doing".
Here I sit, the cat explains.

May the strength be with us!
The force enters the channel
I can predict events.

News on the correspondent - The driver instead of documents showed the hoisters a penis!

xxx: with the prostitutes there are nuances... here we monitored the five of the nights here - the poets... the people were all ready to come,
There was only one meat to burn.

On the NTV was a story about water counters. We checked whether there were any errors in the process. So, the counter of Russian production calculated the state...

Religion is like a penis.
If you have it, it is normal.
If you’re proud of them, that’s okay.
But you don’t have to make them public and show them to children.

If you don’t have it, you’re a woman.

he (22:28:25 31/10/2010)
I have a big ass!

She (22:28:29 31/10/2010)
by Fuck)

she (22:28:35 31/10/2010)
The window is wrong. ?

I have a rave phone. I switched the alarm clocks for an hour.

I got sick in time. Now I will smell myself green, tear off my jeans with a T-shirt and for Halloween. Hall of Zoo! :D

A manager walks through the forest and sees a car burning. Sitting in it, optimized business processes, reduced operational risks, increased key financial statements in the first quarter, and burned.

The Red Tank:
Kesha pulled the pharmacy. We read the description: "Variant pharmacy "Sportsman" contains all the necessary medicines for the treatment of gunshot wounds".

U: She ate a poncho and drank coffee.
A: You’re just like an American policeman.
U: No, I don’t catch criminals.
A: And they don’t catch either.

After the dispute:
He: Masha, so why are you cuddling? Everything is good. I didn’t want to hurt you...
She: Well... I just thought you said...

From the Doctor.ru forum. Orthography is preserved.

Question: Doctor if I end up in 3-4 minutes, how did I take if I regularly have sex, then the duration of sexual intercourse would last?

Answer: Is the stash a cage? What kind of sickness? Do you go with the samurai or with the paddock? Why is this a matter? I can’t panime, but I can’t see the little packs. Or you were unable to describe it in normal letters and words. Try it again.

Are you sleeping or fucking?
to sleep!
Well then let’s drink.
In an hour:
So, we tell him that we fuck and go to bed, finally.

Anonymous – Are you smoking?
Is it you, Mom?