Why is it April 1st? It would be much more sounding to congratulate "the first NAEBRA!"

I personally warm my nose with eggs. You can eat at the same time.
You are flexible...

I went to the bathroom at 2:52) I came back at 2:12))

Nata: Anya got the threads for something, I see they are unwrapped, decided to wrap....tracked the thread.. suddenly the cat began to make whispering sounds and behave strangely...thought a coincidence))))) pulled again, it all repeated itself..this debil of a meter two threads ticked.
I imagine his feelings-buried the thread, slept on the couch, here fucking someone pulls the thread from his stomach)))))

About 6 in the morning, I sit down, urgently write an essay on history, suddenly my mother's sleepy voice is heard: "You're slowing the wheel from the mouse, or it all seems to me that this cat is scratching somewhere."

M: The sun, listen, and the cat is better to bathe or dust?
J: It is very funny. Swimming with Cone
Hell, okay, next time I’ll take a bath.

Thanks to my beloved wife and the Internet, I learned how to cook well, or to die of hunger.

I'll come later, I'll have to go to the neighbor.
Do you want to go to the neighborhood??????? to
Moscow is big, but so much.

I entered the shelter, the cold came, I need to glue the windows, I ask the neighbor:
Can you lock the windows? I have 6 couples today and you are on vacation.
He: Well, I lived with glass packets, but in principle in movies I saw how it is done, I can.

I was surprised, in which movies the windows are glued, well, well, I left him 100 p for everything about everything, I went in pairs, I return, and he glued the windows with paper strips cross on the cross as in the war))

The rhinoceros.

Help the little cat find good owners! Yesterday I went to work, there is a small cat sitting at the entrance, and whispering complaining. I took him home and fed him. He is smart, not sent where he got, only in a strictly designated place. I am allergic to such animals:( so I will give with all the bonuses purchased for him! 915 three eighty-eighty-eighty-eighty-eighty-four six.

I went to buy a bucket today. Dialogue with the seller:
I:"Good day, is there a 25w solder?"
Seller:"In the sense of bur?"
I am:"No, the solder"
Q:"Purchaser?"
I:"Layer...wire to lay..."
Q:"Pick up?"
I:*I’m pointing my finger* "Here’s this thing that would be wiring!"
Q:"Is there anything else?"
I:"There are any testers?"
Q:" What is it? O_o"
I:"Ble.. it doesn’t matter how much the solder..."
Cannifl and spawning to ask scared... So spawning, bought elsewhere spawning, etc., I come home, plug the solder, and his dumb wires start smoking. Spiralso, pulled the nose back, change:
I:"Good day, I took your solder an hour ago, it is broken, I want to change"
Q:* with a whispering voice, eyes like dishes* "What have you done with it?and "
I:" No, I switched on, the wire wrap was stifled, turned off. Take a look at it"
Q:* blows into the holes for ventilation* "THIS NEVER HAS BEEN HAVE!!!and "
I am: * cultural shock": "What do you know? I have made a hole in him from your seat and from the neck to make holes in him!and "
Eventually, he took the money.
I think the store will soon collapse.

My husband told me.
I took the child to the kindergarten this morning. One of the teachers suddenly stopped him and asked:
If not a secret, what are you and his mother doing?
The husband answers:
I am selling...
And my mom?
My mother is a programmer.
and Aaaah! Then everything is understandable!
What is it?
We all wonder, why does such a small child have the habit of reasoning so logically? My mom is a programmer.

Top 135 secret phrases for manipulating people. Phrase No. 14 "I love you..."
Why the number 14?
- the first thirteen phrases for manipulation probably by type "and"