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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90260
 27.11.2013
I came home from the night shift, making coffee in the kitchen. The cleanness of the plate, no dirty dishes. I wanted to call my wife and praise for the rush, then I remembered that I was washing everything yesterday before leaving. and :(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90259
 27.11.2013
Dating site for a Boy (P) and a Girl (D)

...
Do I need to know something about you? :) Besides that I like you.
Q. What is you specifically interested in? What do you want to know about me?
D is everything.
I am an Ossetian!
d) This is sufficient

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90258
 27.11.2013
I found in Fibonacci:
Everything was mixed in the head of the young virgins, give them a beautiful man, whom the society at the same time underestimated and at the same time made an idol, whom a regiment of armed soldiers will beat for her, after which she will die in her arms, after which, for the sake of prevention, lovingly will take her a fist on the face, after which she will shoot with her fans, after which she will throw her cigarettes and ban her from drinking beer, after which they will smoke and drink together.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90257
 27.11.2013
Great hotel in Pattaya, with fast Wi-Fi in the rooms.
In the bathroom, but not in the toilet.
They really don’t know that in our half of the country two higher education received in the toilet?

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90256
 27.11.2013
after the institute could not find a job, and here came a wonderful time when the money became very lacking and one of my friends called me to work as a conductor in the bus, it does not seem very difficult work, but considering that the working day lasts 16 hours and that we worked for 4 days in a row, it was very exhausting, just before the weekend I stayed to sleep with my girlfriend, I went to bed and I immediately turned off, I wake up in the morning, the girl looks at me and so echoingly smiles,I ask you what, she tells you, at night she became lonely and she decided to stop a little, I turn to her and so confidently say NO, she is confused asking no, I continue, on the next nobody goes out, I turn and go to sleep)) so I thought of the ideal way to get rid of when you

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №90255
 27.11.2013
See also Porch :)
I am at the ophthalmologist. I wear lenses. The doctor begins to look at me, I ask - to remove the lenses?
He says, “No, I don’t need them, they’re transparent, I see everything.
EJ: Transferred to another device, I again - Lenses to remove?
He's so tired of me - Girl, if you want to take something off, then invite me to dinner, and your lenses don't bother me...)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №90254
 27.11.2013
I sit, I read, I don’t touch anyone... And here is a bat! The internet is over :(
2 in the meaning?
1: There is money on the account, but there is no internet (((
You have read it all!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90253
 27.11.2013
XXX: They make me shake off the windows. A repair aunt sees in my corner some unnamed flower and says, "Oh, and I had one, big grown up. Then I learned that he had a headache and gave him. In the clinic."
I couldn’t stop (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №90252
 27.11.2013
How is a Tolkien different from a normal person?
A normal person, having accumulated the phrase "Orchanka took the third place in the contest "Beauty of Russia"," will remember about the city of Orsk.
And Tolkien at the moment is worth a great moral effort not to scare the office by falling under the computer and shaking his legs in the air.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90251
 27.11.2013
sable_fuzzy: I also have wonderful hearing discoveries. For example, I was driving with friends in the car, listening to “Silver Rain.” And there the host enthusiastically told about some guru who fell asleep in a truck with oranges and woke up, it seems, in Mexico, where he lived a year on the street and foot food, all the guru and guru in the process. I listened to the floor of my ear, but after the code words "the truck with oranges" I asked a friend if they were talking about it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90250
 26.11.2013
W01and
The first snow.

Anna
Is it snow? ? Just a hard rain.)

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90249
 26.11.2013
> If you want to download the latest version of the game - Leave an application with the reason why you are downloading the game.
> The Author Have you worked in Jake all your life? Can I bring you a tax certificate?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90248
 26.11.2013
Comments on the news "Physics are close to creating a brain-like VT"

When recorded in dense masses, areas began to form complex and unpredictable patterns on the surface of the material.
We saw things that seemed absolutely impossible.
by Ogo!! to
Here is how!
...I imagine how they will shrink when they learn that such wonders in Russia are on the glasses every winter.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90247
 26.11.2013
29.11.12 12:55

Why does Google in our country care more about internet users than our government does? Reason to think, I like it.

(O) God be afraid that our government will start to take care of the internet users.
___________________
As you have heard, Blink.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №90246
 26.11.2013
What do you think is psoriasis a chemical process?

Pingback: I think you’ve gotten out and you have nothing to do. Do an act of analysis.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90245
 26.11.2013
in the forum
B*I bought a telecast, brought home, unpacked, I look at a film on the screen some well I nailed it and scratched it, B*I and it turns out to be a special film for 3D(((((((
Advice from the forum:
I’ll buy a movie that turns the car into a 3de )))))))))))))))
CSC: click back to any STO where they are toned)
Stack this film on your eyes and you will be watching 3D, and not just on TV
Kkk: My LG 3D TV did not pull out of the package. I look like that, though dull.
The bubbles burst all! Better to contrast.
KKK: He kicked the needle. There are points on the screen. It became worse. Dress the box, let’s see, maybe it’s better.
The head must be swung into the box - for the sound around))))
NN: I look straight into the box. On the box there is a picture of the TV in natural size.
RG: It was still not necessary to get out of the box and not to bring out of the store. Just hardcore.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90244
 26.11.2013
Kosmach: today at 12 a.m. on the 7th channel RNTV showed a torch carrier who told how he was preparing for this responsible event: ran around the village with the FACE-IMITATOR))) straight so he said.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90243
 26.11.2013
The whole earth is such a device. You light it with light, and it makes space ships.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №90242
 26.11.2013
DUDENOFF: Agree, since then mankind has entered the information age. And it is just entering into force, gaining momentum.
I think in a few generations people will look at today’s people as savages.
God_Mode: Yes, I already look at today’s people as savages.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90241
 26.11.2013
The source of unceasing torture.
I already want...

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