Good dogs go to a dog paradise. The cats that wasted in the shoes, there too.

"...in fact, it’s usually not the same neighbor’s debt... but we write down on our specific neighbor"
Not a bad attempt, neighbor. But we all know it’s you.

XHH: There is a meeting. The strict chief roars the girl:
I need to report quickly, the time is coming.
One of the employees cannot withstand and continues...
I am aging.

There is no worse creature in the office than chickens sitting on a diet. You offer to share lunch with them"No, thank you, I have a cucumbers (cabbage, salad, pumpkin)". But! StOit one day does not appear in the office-all, the refrigerator is empty. Yesterday surpassed themselves - a bank of caviar, cheese cheese, bread and a piece of cane - a small piece, but a pig. I was stuck to work with the complete confidence that my chicks just crashed.Now everything, let me crash, but eat everything I brought. The diet is diet, no.

Never do harm to others at the expense of yourself.

The group of hyens is led by the alpha female. With her hypertrophic clitoris, she ritually carries males in ways not intended for this by nature. And she constantly terrorizes the female so that because of stress they could not give birth and she was out of competition.
In women’s groups, it is about the same.

xxx: A colleague sits behind a neighbor's comp in the headphone and pretends to be discussing something important on Skype.
xxx: Once in a few minutes such "Yes, thank you I understood", "Yes, it looks like a truth", "No, maybe it’s still too early to deploy for the test"
XXX: from the headphones
XXX: "Tony! What is? Look at the dog. How does this look at the dog?"
xxx: And this with a serious face like "We will develop a unit test"))
xxx: I can’t, I and Dima are in the voice.)

About the self-impulsion :

The scandal erupted during the daily sanitary check, when the inspector asked about the quality of the meat offered. The variety of meat indicated on the price list did not correspond to the variety that was on the window. This led to further investigation, which revealed additional facts. It turned out that in the last 3 years, about 3 tons of pork has been sold under the guise of beef to Muslim buyers.

Without comments...

xxx> here before lunch is a joke, I have a director of the department in my office, we talk dullly on serious topics, here a tech guy runs in, asks some joke, and he is funny, in glasses, a shirt, a botanist looks a little bit.
The director, interrupting the monologue, with a child's voice - "Vlad - a berry!" and explains - I am so upset that he has a cooking cup in the shape of a berry. No matter what, he goes on with a serious voice.

Public transport teaches women to be sustainable and men to be persistent.

From the series "only in our country": passengers pushed the airplane to take off.

At Igarki airport, the thermometer column dropped to -52 degrees, so the chassis crashed to the cover of the airport, preventing the aircraft from leaving the runway and making a boost.
There were about 70 people on board at the time of the accident. The passengers had to help the crew and technical staff to move the plane from place.

The Chertofka:
Great, brought electricity at 7 p.m., I was already in traffic jams on the way to help pick up the bumper from Vladivostok.
by Andrei:
Who has the Japanese right hand?
The Chertofka:
by Friend
The Chertofka:
Is it so obvious?
by Andrei:
And yet logically, once the bumper is from Vladik, then 100% from Japan, and once from Japan, then the right hand.
by Andrei:
Until then, the car itself has not been decided.
by Andrei:
The Toyota car?
The Chertofka:
Aaa...
by Andrei:
The sedan?
The Chertofka:
fucking
by Andrei:
Mark of 2?
The Chertofka:
Could you say color?
by Andrei:
white
The Chertofka:
Cuckoo

But the child is raised by myself, and not the mother - a fool, in the real sense of the word. And give God, I will raise a man, not another fool who considers himself the center of the universe, who puts entertainment above the happiness of his child.
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The naive question is, why marry a fool?
Just don’t say that he was a self-loveed fool then, and it was ruined later)))

Near the coast of Spain rescued drug traffickers trying to burn 18 tons of hashish on a ship
"and a good mood will not leave us anymore", - accompanied by songs of the act of burning police

Let the law, according to which a woman in case of refusal to do abortion will be deprived of the right to alimony - will be any more suitable "reflectors".
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Uncle, you are so right that you are straight. Do you really think they are all the same? Can I tell you another story?
He refuses to use condoms. Because "feelings are not you". And the girl, being a naive fool, still gives him, especially because he promises to pull out his instrument in time.
Only the tool he does not remove, because it is much more pleasant to finish inside than outside.
And then, when the test shows two strips, it merges, claiming that it’s not his problem.
Abortion can sometimes not be done for medical reasons.
A sharply intelligent girl gives birth, filed in court for the establishment of paternity, and for alimony alone.
And our "hero" then tells friends stories about the pierced condoms...

I recently bought a free coffee machine. There is not even a gap for coins in it physically. Nevertheless, every time he pouches coffee, he writes on the screen "Thank you for the purchase!" Long thought about what it would be for. Finally, it was he who thanked him for buying it.

26 November 2014
NASA: In December, Earth will sink into darkness

31 December 2014
I sell 500 candles. 25 packages of lights. 300 kg of rice. 250 kg of strawberries... 200 kg of wheat... and three strawberries... and also – five pairs of strawberries, seven fufaek, three guns and six kilograms of ammunition!
The self-export...
P. S is
NASA is a goat!!! to

The wisdom tooth is called so because it appears when you are smart enough to go to the dentist and tear it off!

And my serenity will love me, he will overthrow mountains for me.
YYY: - I beg you, he doesn't even shake Dota for you.)

Sergey Zverev is famous for believing that he is famous.