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WOW: And what happened?
In bed yesterday I said to her, “You’re just a wizard!”
Oh yeah yeah, I’m a 90 level magician.

The news:

USA threatens full withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan

They threatened!! to

by Dick!by :

Some 200 can be counted, with the remaining millions rubbing forests in Canada and washing democratic toilets at McDonald’s.

How many in Russia?
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There are fewer toilets in Russia. And those who wash are generally units.

The xxx:
I went to the subway with my 7-year-old daughter and she fell asleep. The next one, I bounce it, but the result is zero. The train stops, you have to go out, she sleeps. Nothing to do, I take it on my hands (yet that circus in the stopping wagon to lift a sleeping 30 kg child). And here she speaks loudly:
Yes it worked!
The whole car was crying.

Plutonium in Nsk can be taken every second Wednesday of the month at midnight at the corner of Mukhina-Proletarskaya from an invisible man in a pink coat of fortress with two nails. Have you been to Tehran? TEGRAN KEASOYAN on vacation.

Such a feeling that the whole modern cinema has so exhausted the ideas that it works on the principle:
People don’t read books anyway, let’s screen something.

You go to the website for a job, and they’re happy to see you again.
Polite and fucking.

It’s time for Hermione to play Game of Thrones.

I am in the store in line. The son asks the young mother:
I want chocolate!
He gently answers:
I will buy you bread and water.

Talk to a friend on Skype. He was asked by the electrical monitors what the law of Ohm was, but they did not know. He adds at the end:
We do not use the law of Ohm.
0 0 How is it?
We do not need him.
Per you are ignoring the law of universal gravity?

From the ASCII.
Olya is:
I was so once on a diet, I was sitting, crying, my husband said that I was fucking, bought me chocolate chips and chocolate and said, “Lope, and then I can’t tolerate your psyche.”
Olya is:
and became eating them.
Olya is:
I eat and cry.
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Mail in the chat:
- Men, and all the right and left pads wear equally? I think my right hand was a few millimeters stronger.
If you brake your right leg, it should be.

I can lose anything at home: a notebook, a T-shirt, a virginity.

An employee of the Ministry of Energy said:
Yesterday another masterpiece from the citizen came: "I believe that the experiment on the implementation of social norms of electricity supply in a number of regions contradicts Article 21 of the Constitution - "no one can be subjected to medical, scientific or other experiments without voluntary consent."

by JJ
As the classics said, “You are not afraid of this, you are afraid of that!”

Somewhere in the corner of our political kitchen, the autoclave, in which the successor of the current regime - the new political system of Russia - grows not by day, but by hour. Russia, which has lost the tradition of the working-class movement, which has lost the purpose of the scientific organization of society, which has transformed itself into people and their power, which is struck by the most dormant superstitions and, after all, is poisoned to the root by a bizarre mixture of communal peasant morality, urban merchantship and various thieves’ concepts, replacing (suddenly!) A code of honor.

As soon as the coryto [state budget] is empty, the inhabitants will help the new system out of the autoclave.

That will be scary.

And what color will be the patch over the head of this cadastre - it doesn't matter.

Another story from my wife, who works in the personnel department of the Russian Post. Another application for dismissal, another resume of the boss: "To dismiss at your own request. She was a bitch")

How much do twins need for intrauterine development? 18 months or 9 months?
Numbers: 4.5
Both will do it faster.

Do you have no such programming skills? Cat in the subject?
No, the cat is not in the subject, the bastard.)

@kot_bayun: I don’t understand the modern youth: “lalka”, “azazaz” and “bombanul pardok”. There are normal words: “LOL”, “Bggg”, “Batthorth”.

The xxx:
The main thing is shrinkage)
The xxx:
Charity
The xxx:
fucking
The xxx:
The main thing is Russian.