Comrades please give a link to quote generator for Basha

In the year 1805, a lady sits at the table, an ink is on the table, a pile of papers and writes a letter to a friend. And here in the open balcony flies a stone with a note attached to it. She binds off the note and reads, “Dear fellow woman, be my wife” – the lady is confused, and there comes another stone with the note. He says, “Oh shit, not that window.”

The Machofutbolist:
How to tell a girl to get her?
It is. The girl is young and not very experienced, she has never tried to look, she is embarrassed or what...

by AloneSoul:
She will look and will not stand, she will say - don't bother, let's get better.

by "Cite"
Return to normal quotation so that no new page opens!! to
Traffic sickle leaves

You probably need to ban scripts on the page. Turn off these bans or hit the wall.

dp: A crowded bus is when you get up on the cockroaches to see where you are going, you want to go down, and the place under the heels is already occupied by someone’s footsteps.

XXX is
My cat has eaten the pasta and now she’s cheeburger >.<

Today I go out of the house and see this announcement:
Dear residents!
In connection with the repair of the floor and the replacement of the tiles on the 1st floor, the entrance to the house to the elevator, and the exit from the house will be carried out from the second floor.
Administration of TZ.

The: I go home somehow. From the window of a house, a drunken face came out and, with a characteristic spark, threw a bottle from under the beer straight on me. Well, I thought, “I probably lost it...” and threw the same bottle back into his window. She broke two glasses, and she herself in the clothes already at the alkas in the apartment. Mny killed only his phrase: "Huyasse, boomerang..."

XHHH: men remember I said that in our community, the grandmothers in the bathroom on the walls are painting a hollow?
Zzz : well?? to
YYY: And what?
That’s not chocolate, that’s chocolate ?
ZZZ = 0 to ZZZ! You give me a fuck!!! to
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah! Did not endure anyway? Have you tried??? = = )

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am from Ulyanovsk, and you
Tagged: Vladivostok
XHH: What are you doing?
I am working
Who is working at night?
This is Vladivostok.
I ask who works at night.
A day in the rule. The other clock.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tagged: hello
Alexa: Hello
I am from Luhansk, let’s be friends.
I am from Vladivostok.
What is busy?
I am working
Why do you work at night?
The sunny night came out. cannot be missed
WOW: I did not understand...
A day in Vladivostok. difference in time. The clock belt. Geography is taught.
Zzz: Hi to you :)
Aleka: well hi
ZZZ: Let’s meet you
Alexa: Let it go
Zzz: I am from Kaliningrad and you?
Tagged: Vladivostok
ZZZ: What are you doing?
I am working
Zzzz: Why at night?
We have the whole city like that. I fucking work at night. In the afternoon, we sleep.

A acquaintance said:
Her son approaches her father and asks, “Daddy, how is it written, “You are or you are?” Father: "You’re kidding, and why do you?" Son: "I’m writing a note to the girl here". What is "????", takes a note, and it says "you are beautiful";

Nothing unites people like faith. Nothing divides people.

Just like religion.

Near Chisinau there is a small district center of Kalaraš, from

There is a brandy factory and the only lighthouse in the

Centre of town. With this lighting and local GAI there are a lot of connections.

This is an incredible story, and here is one of them.

Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs, in civic, hair "headset" (it is important) on

The person has gone to his acquaintances or relatives and has already gone by.

at the yellow through this crossroads, of course, the merchants immediately

Striped sticks instructed him to take to the right. The Deputy Minister accepted

right, prepared a certificate, even thanks for

Great service, but what happened next.

of history.

With a smile on his whole face, he approached the car and said the sacramental message.

sentence: "Well what, sheep, flew up?"

After an hour he worked in the district, with a decrease in the rank and position, in

God forgotten the village, and the winged expression made him the hero of the day.

A man returns from work.

Meet his wife:

- Yura, I looked at the map of Moscow, look what a cute green

The triangle is unconstructed in the center. announce it tomorrow.

The Tender.

Idiot, you will drive me into the grave with your greed. This is the Kremlin.

Tagged with: hello
Go with me to the concert.
Tagged: daughter
The Seventh Beginning
Danish: Will you go?
Sasha is yours?? to
And he was sick.
He has the flu.
Timothy: And where do we go?? to
Tagged: on bilana
Tagged with: no
I am sick too.

I do not doubt your spiritual qualities, young person...but!
Girl 24 years I am studying in graduate and 2nd high school, I have a 2-room apartment of 80 m2, there is a car and a salary of 35 thousand rubles.
or I don't understand about prices in Russia but explain to me how to pay 35 thousand to buy an apartment car studying at the second highest (!!!) (that paid girl is still working) at the same time, what it is and what to ride... and all this up to 24 years... or she does not agree) or she needs to be stabbed with a stick... suddenly dead.

Chuvak, there is written "24 years I am studying in graduate school", i.e. years approximately 22 + 24 = 46)) it is true that people usually finish in 2 years, but it is not visible here)))

Yesterday the cleaner burned... He approaches the people in the smoking machine and innocently asks: People, and who knows how to use the computer? Naturally, many according to the chewing heads. Then, grit, sit down for them, go out to the innet and look for a site where they learn to use the sorting!

Jakodzun: Fuck you, the atomic slander!
Jakodzun: How he squeezed the pipe is a song
Carry... Write...
Jakodzun: the boiler did not close, began to steal the Bulgarian
Jakodzun: Picture with oil:
Tsuko himself stands on his knees in a nikuyova hole in the shrimp position, his head under the shell, holds the Bulgarian with both the brokers, the spark is fucking, I fucking! tk. Protection is removed. This is a miracle without glasses. Here he finally sprinkled the pipe, from there the kaiaak sprinkled the boiling water directly into his face, he was very polite in 2-3 concise phrases and expressed his attitude to the closest relatives of the pipe, the valve and the boiling water.
Jakodzun: But the pissing of the scuco continues! Here, the water falls on the body of the Bulgarian woman, and when it jumps, it kneels in the meadow, it immediately begins to get rid of electricity!
Jakodzun: But here I was proud of our tearers, this one probably came from Chlenyabinsk himself, or there are relatives there.
Jakodzun: Knows the spark with boiling water half loud, the spark fucking, and he drinks!!! Well, it’s all under the accompaniment: "Oh shit!", "Yob your mother!!", "Ebanrot" and so on.
I’m going through the Bulgarian roar:
Close the water!! to
He said, “It is closed. It is residual!
Jakodzun: Nihuaja residual, until the opposite wall clings!
Jakodzun: then realized that really something was wrong, postponed the Bulgarian began to close the valve, after which deeply thoughtfully said: - Yes, really not closed!
I was fucking crying...

How to lose weight without a gym?

Boltik - cut off the leg

They pulled a TV into the kitchen, which has been dusty for several years from unnecessary in the room with a comp. When we eat, we have a dialogue:

Let’s include something...

What are you, idiot? By turning on the TV, you turn off the process of becoming a human being! I don’t want to degrade... Oh, the Simpsons!! to