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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12610
 13.11.2008
Inscription on the kiosk:
Lord, do not break the windows, the mules chew badly.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12609
 13.11.2008
When I arranged for this job, I thought I would be a good administrator... Now, fucking, I understood why all the administrators are angry!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12608
 13.11.2008
Dance "Under Verka Serdjucka" is the most undisputed proof
The origin of man from monkey, Darwin's theory.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12607
 13.11.2008
How are you at work? Too little too?
We have a crash!
- O_O
What is the surprise?
I thought there was a crisis, there was no work.
What a situation in Moscow? ?
Just like in the world.
I don’t know where the boundaries of the world end in the bathrooms ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12606
 13.11.2008
You’ll scream when I get to your anal, shit!
WOW: When you get close to it I'll turn 360 degrees and give you a fuck off your feet)))
XHH: Sash, turning 360 degrees does not mean turning, but making a circle.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12605
 13.11.2008
Iriska (02:48:42 11/11/2008)
I froze

Reget (02:49:00 11/11/2008)
Do you want hot?

Reget (03:12:05 11/11/2008)
In short, a shob of hot sausage, a cold winter evening or at night, you make hot tea while the tea boils, you go to the refrigerator, you take the sausage from there, cut off it such a good, juicy piece, concrete whatever it would be, so that it does not fit in the palm, the tea by this time should boil, boil it, put it to cool a little, now we start to warm up!
with a piece of sausage you go to the quietly sitting and thinking what you are doing on the knot, friend, the main thing is quietly and not noticeably steal! and with the rush to stick a piece of sausage to her by the laundry machine, preferably by the hole, preferably by the ear, but you can also by the oral-matyugal, a friend of shoe from such a supply begins to mord you! Now we need tea! It is important to get into the kitchen in time, where it becomes hot sweet tea, this tea to drink a crazy girlfriend so that she calms down, let her sit and cuddle, the tea perfectly tonizes and puts in order the nerves, and you at this time are sitting next to you and heating up from the adrenaline and the joy of the affair you turned over by the firm recipe of Uncle Serohki for heating, everything, phenito, the goal is achieved!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12604
 13.11.2008
Dion (22:34:06 6/11/2008)
Wake up and sing!

Dion (22:34:06 6/11/2008)

poprygun (22:56:44 6/11/2008)
I do not sleep. I will not sing. They will not understand. I am held here as a psychic.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12603
 13.11.2008
XXX is
22 inches cost 6 thousand.

YYYY
Increase the member?

XXX is
monitored

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12602
 13.11.2008
How to write in an explanatory type - forgive me stupidly sinful, I did not write that figure in the cash book, I repent, I will never do so again, kiss the right and left buttocks alternately, but only normal words

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12601
 13.11.2008
Today on TV showed about the Pindos pilots. One of them spoke a phrase that, in my opinion, almost all Americans adhere to. He said, “We do what we were taught without thinking. If we think, we will all die.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12600
 13.11.2008
Azzké Koshe4ko: I lie down on Sunday morning with my husband, and suddenly the door knocks. I open, there is a guy with a poster, only the word TRUTH caught a glance. And here he begins to tell so inspiringly that we will find answers to any questions that are not in any book. The first question that came to mind: "How to track KDE under FreeBSD?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12599
 13.11.2008
Pirates captured four Estonians

Pirates have fallen... the Estonians will pull out of them the last remains of nerves.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12598
 13.11.2008
Comments on the Peugeot 307 in the photo announcement section:

Vano: "All g.... ends at o"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12597
 13.11.2008
Pepez in general, world news: the Obama family chooses a puppy.
Shorts, when I take power, you all over the galaxy will pick my jeans.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12596
 13.11.2008

I bought a tubus!! I tried to drum on it.

-Ilia: You can still run with him near the Kremlin wall, periodically sit on your knees, put him on your shoulder and shout BABACH! And there will be nothing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12595
 13.11.2008
You always want to eat more than you can.

You can always drink more than you want.

by konde13

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12594
 13.11.2008
One of the reputable television companies in Krasnoyarsk showed in the news the story of

Customs officers who came to a children's home with something like a chief

of actions.

This is a normal story. But the host gave the trick: "The dog found

I am happy with the kids".

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12593
 13.11.2008
and allo! The television? Is this a “jump to the village”?

This is a “face-to-face” program.

What about the village?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12592
 13.11.2008

Go to my pharmacy.
Medved: OO
Wouldn’t there be anyone nearby?
There are plush bears but they refused to go.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12591
 13.11.2008
by rap.ru
Serega recorded with German artist Megaloh

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