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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №90160
 24.11.2013
A friend arranged his bulldozer at a confectionery factory. Everyone was frozen in anticipation of a sweet hollow. Oh yeah thats.
They drink like everywhere. They only eat home food. They say health is more expensive..."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90159
 24.11.2013
How to get to a girl technician?
yyy: catch up with her on Turing's car, she will appreciate

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №90158
 24.11.2013
I live in a private house for two families, neighbors - a young couple. Always together, always in an embrace. In the evening, you can hear someone playing tanks and on the backdrop of this periodically they argue. Well, I sympathized with the guy that the deer got so, and looks like happy such.
Yesterday I hear the sounds of battle again, then the screams, she speaks to him (I hear only certain words): “You interfere... I won’t go with you anymore... you go down...”. He answers something, to which she says loudly and clearly: "You have also crushed my ammunition!!“!”
Maybe that is family happiness.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №90157
 24.11.2013
Re: Who should I read?

Honour your father and, your mother, write informative headlines.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90156
 24.11.2013
I didn’t hear you call me a fool.! to
I have heard. My favorite cock

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90155
 24.11.2013

The process of dressing condoms is probably fun!
What were you going to wear him?
______

by Hail Rosenthal.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90154
 24.11.2013
She had a great song, wanted to put it on the bell, spent a lot of time cutting the best piece out of the middle so that when she plays in the circle there was no noticeable place for the sling. After so long listening now I hate this piece. Removed everything

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90153
 24.11.2013
M is
I am playing a completely crazy game.
by STIM

M is
There is "not playing this game for 5 years"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90152
 24.11.2013
I understood today: if we gather all my numerous relatives, relatives of my wife, our friends, acquaintances, neighbors, their pets, then it is quite possible to gather a very decent collection of the world on bowebobism.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90151
 24.11.2013
Read the announcements carefully:
>> Schedule of work: fast.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №90150
 24.11.2013
My wife came from Germany with a little girl. I start to be afraid of this little girl, because if she doesn’t like something she makes a demonic face, shakes her hands and screams “Nine!”A small descendant of Hitler.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №90149
 24.11.2013
We have a familiar Leha—of those about whom they say "the bazar does not filter". In the days:
I heard Leha at a wedding on the weekend.
I saw him yesterday, his mouth is not closed because his jaw is broken.
Leah is right to say: the jaw is broken because the mouth is not closed!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №90148
 24.11.2013
To the video where the car crashed into the lighthouse.

The Woman? The lamp! The Pharmacy!
Senseless and dull light.
Parking for half a century.
Everything will be so. There is no exit.
You will die. You will start again.
It will repeat like old.
Tickets, Autodrome and Exam
pharmacy, woman, lamp

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №90147
 24.11.2013
Nemo: I’m in line for a ticket for the day. In front of me a girl pushes 500 rubles into the machine for a ticket for 100. Cupyr was not found in the machine, and the girl received four hundred pieces - and not just dozens. I even felt sorry for her, but she didn’t disappoint – with the words: “B#at, yes, I broke the jackpot!”", she grabbed the sweater in her pockets and was pleased to run to the electric car.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №90146
 24.11.2013
My mother is in panic: the printer doesn’t work. I approach the printer, remove the cat from the paper, the printing magically continues)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №90145
 24.11.2013
What if we call the pig Mohammed?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №90144
 24.11.2013
If the financial bubble has not broken, it will swell.
Bakutkin

[ + 37 - ] [21 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90143
 24.11.2013
I recently drove a young man to the subway. I am on the way, he is in a hurry, why not do a good thing... We come in, he takes out the wallet, begins to squeeze money, I tell him, money, say, don’t need, I am on the way, it’s not difficult, and so on. He thanked, smiled, but left a small amount of money in the room. Okay, not bad either. This case reminded me of another thing I want to tell you.
Sometimes quite late in the autumn, already a dark late evening, I was driving down a shallow suburb. From the sky comes something. It is cold, dumb...Neither in front nor behind the cars can be seen. The speed is not very high, but not the city. I pass by a lonely voting figure standing by the side. He flew, pretended, how long this voter would still stand, turned, returned, turned again. I stopped. Suitable for a woman. I see it frozen specifically. I say, “Sit down, cold, no matter where, but at least to a more busy place I will take you.” The Village. The oven is full, it is stunning. “Oh, thank you, I’m late on the bus, tra-ta-ta, la-la-la,” and all that. She told me that she is a medical worker, here, today is her birthday, a little late at work, noted, forty minutes stands, nobody stops (even, stands on the turn, in the dark...). I ask, “Where are you in principle?” Name the settlement. I say to her, “No, I’m going to curl a little earlier, and maybe not before him, but on the illuminated track I’ll take out.” We go. Suddenly she said to me, “And we went to my birthday, we’ll drink... tea, we’ll sit down, then we’ll be...” No, I say, thank you, of course for the invitation, I appreciate, very pleasant, but at home, you know, wife and children loved are waiting, in general, I can't. And here she’s on me like... no, not what you thought, but quite the opposite: HIDDY! She is swollen, resentful with all her appearance, proudly turns away, shakes her shoulders. I was somewhat stuck. I think I had the full moral right to get her out of the car, and let her blow on the side. But did not stand. He drove to the proposed place, to the outskirts. She walked out silently, but knocked off the door. I sit like a bag on the tail knocked. That is, it turns out that I did a good deed, and in response I did not hear a simple “thank you” (not to mention “thank you very much”), but received a treatment, as if I had been struggling to her all the way. In full growth worked the principle that “no good deed remains unpunished.” In general, I considered this case study just a fun incident, smiled, sympathized with that woman, and went home. Do good, people will be counted.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90142
 24.11.2013
The FSB calculated a spy in the State Duma - it was the only MP without accounts and real estate abroad.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №90141
 24.11.2013
I read on the movie search another news about the seventh episode of ZV. They tell about the appearance of R2-D2. But that is okay. Killed one of the comments:
"The greatest mother-in-law
The history of the film, all the phrases to which one was whispered, returns with
a new portion of weakness and unnecessary"))))

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