Not only we are personal, but we are them too.
Annual inventory. A representative of the commission from the engineering staff leads a pencil on the information and announces positions. The head of the secret office holds the answer.
The closet. 1 piece.
There is!
The steel safe. and 2 pieces.
There is!
A glass of granite. Three pieces.
There is! There is!
There is no notification. We will put on arrival.
The expression of the face and the transition of personal colors at this point is difficult to describe in words. And immediately understand how people work and what they do day by day.

The Major:

optimism - hanging on the cafeteria-dining room in the commercial area advertisement "fourchets, banquets". I imagine a dialogue somewhere before the wedding.
I found a great restaurant on the English coast.
- No, I want a wedding banquet in the cafe near the pipeline plant No. 27!

Not everyone in the pocket to take a restaurant on the English shore. Since I was a child, I did not dream of having my wedding at the dining room of a taxi, but my budget (or even parental budget) was enough for her.

Can I get a vacation for the first two weeks of February?
February doesn’t even exist.

And I very much want to hope that during my sensitive anxious and short sleep these people will get a little less of what they are capable of.
Xxx: Really, it is scary to blink in the eyes. You will turn - all, pizza, hello facts"
I work as a drilling engineer directly on drilling solutions. Speaking directly about my work, briefly, concisely, in substance))

On the archive of the Camedi Club you can see how a person grows fat!

X: I ordered a MacBook in America, the package came bite. Yes yes exactly. The square box was bitten a corner, along with the macbook, they managed to bite a piece of aluminum. But the coolest thing is something else. The package was insured and I demanded compensation for the damage. They weighed the package and paid compensation from the calculation the amount of compensation is proportional to the amount of the bite. As a result, someone bitten a piece of MacBook and it cost them only 8 thousand.

Xy: Why are you lying so strangely?
xx: I am an androidoscope, I lie as comfortable as my charge.

(Discuss possible problems with the tomograph)
xxx: Well, now I know that the loss of consciousness by the patient and the leakage of the roof is one collar for doctors.
YYY: There were still items “Patient wrapped on the tomograph,” but we decided not to go into details.

A smart girl will always give up her values for the values of a rich man.

On the subject of the written customs spaniel.
We and the service dog visited once, the owners offered to "check the dog", said, will find something or not. It was assumed that the dog would show hunting bullets on the table or a safe with a rifle. But the first was the room of a 19-year-old son, at whose bedroom the dog was lying. In the box from the disc was found grass. In general, what was the baby - I don't know, and I missed a bottle of martini and a huge box of candy, and the dog - a layer of beef cutting almost its weight.

The Islamic State has stopped the car of a Christian couple.

The Islamic State: “Are you a Muslim?”
The Christian says, “Yes, I am a Muslim.”
ISIL: “If you are a Muslim, read the Qur’an.”
A Christian told a poem from the Bible.
ISIS fighter: “Okay, you can go.”

After a few minutes, the wife, barely translating the spirit, says to her husband, "I can't believe how you took such a risk. Why do you say we are Muslims? If he knew you were lying, he would have killed us both.”

“I was terribly worried. If they knew the Qur’an, they would never have killed people.”

I watched the movie "The Martian". I liked the movie in general, although not much of the book. One moment is incomprehensible and disappointed even to some extent(((( This is Sean Bean. He didn’t die in the movie.? to

Bosses like to threaten: there are no irreplaceable ones. This also applies to bosses.

A good joke, but where did you find such a West?

All the difference between our and Western mentality can be seen from the turnikets in the subway. The western system turbines are closed, but they will open immediately as soon as you pay for the ticket. Soviet turnikets are always open, but if you do not pay, they strangely and painfully beat below the belt.

I don’t know about the entire western system, but in Germany, for example, there are no turnikets in the subway. Entrance is free (not to be confused with free). Check in the car once a month.

optimism - hanging on the cafeteria-dining room in the commercial area advertisement "fourchets, banquets". I imagine a dialogue somewhere before the wedding.
I found a great restaurant on the English coast.
- No, I want a wedding banquet in the cafe near the pipeline plant No. 27!

When do you have a diploma protection?
YYY: in November
XXX is November 23
Oh... Oh... I forgot...
Xxx (facepalm)

My wife and I drink beer and talk.
I: Americans have almost no children, they have such a specificity of age restrictions that even Limp Bizkit does not hear until a certain age.
Wife: Hear, their children drive a car from 14 or there 16. They marry anybody!

I always like how you dress, but your wardrobe is somewhat... strange.

Memento_mori: I don’t have a closet – I have a costume.

Voice at work:
An admin who became a seashnik is like a man who became a member of the parliament.

XHX: Not cushions, but highly specialized software solutions