Sarai was robbed... for the third time in the last six months, shit!
Q: Can you bring a dog?
The dog was also stolen.
YYY: How is it?
German, 8 months I can't find the third day anywhere.

I love the candles. Especially the smells in glasses. They smell fun, create comfort and a little warmth. There are also glasses that can be poured into. Which creates comfort and a little warmth)

Our eldest child spoke late, after two years. Before that, he was quite skilled in the language of signs. So, wishing to say “big” he pointed to the big finger, and “little” to “little”. A little later, in his sign language, the word “average” appeared... Well, you understood.
It’s been a few years, and so far my husband and I are expressing a clearly negative attitude toward anything – well, very, very negative! We look back and say "Well... Average".

x: We have the pyramid even cooler - not 20 work and 80 ballasts, but 2 and 88 respectively.
Q: And another 10?
X: This is the HR and accounting department. They are above work.

You are stupid.
In the sense?
What is “in the sense”? You have already gotten this with your “in the sense”!
In the sense?! to

There is a massive blood donation in the universe today. The blood camp was destroyed in the gym. I am standing at the entrance, waiting for a group. People often approach me and ask if I feel normal, or after giving up you are pale, eyes burned and look into space. I did not donate blood.

Evolutionary psychology claims that our ancestors were prepared to go hunting only when the chances of dying of hunger in a cave became higher than the chances of dying off the threshold of that cave itself.

I hate Mondays.

YYY: Today is Tuesday

XXX: hatred does not cease

The eldest son shows the younger a book with animals and comments:
And this huge beast with beasts is UltraLisk! A very dangerous mirror.
The Wife:
Did you agree with the file?! to

XXX is:
I’ve always been definitely concerned why in my case the Yandex browser tries to quietly use the camera when I log in to some resources, such as Ali.

YYY :
You know, there is such a marketing expression "consumer portrait"? Here the Yandex browser literally collects it.

Where am I? asked the man.
What a foolish question! and why do you all start with it? This is the receiving demiurg Shambambambukli. But now there is no boss, I am for him.
You are a canary factory! How are you talking?
And I do not talk. Just say a few phrases from the standard set. I have a large set. You rarely ask something original.
You are not alive!
You insulted me, if you want to know. I am a living being and I am proud of it.
and Erund. The plant canary cannot be alive! You do not eat or reproduce.
“How can I, according to you, multiply, if I am the only inhabitant of this world called the ‘Acceptance’?” The Division? I will not think!
You are not alive.
When you were still alive, did you multiply by division?
No of course.
Were you also dead? Closed the question.
No, they are not closed. You are not eating.
I eat. This is my way of eating. – The Canary knelt on her key.
What’s that food if you get caught up with someone?
Not someone, but Demiurg personally. Here are you, what are you eating?
The bread, for example. of wheat. It grows in the field. The sunshine shines, the rain waters, and here it grows.
Who do you think brings the sun?
The man thought.
“Well, you see,” said the Canary, “you, men, can’t do without all these conditions. You get food through your fifth hand. I am from the Demiurge. Who of us is more alive?

A question from a biologist to a conversation about the living and the non-living.

What is the difference? There are many interesting processes in nature. Mostly reduced to chemical reactions, but often - cleverly arranged in space and time. These processes just go by themselves, because they go, regardless of anything. According to physical laws, which at some abstract level know more or less everything (preservation of everything, playground with entropy, etc.)

And here comes man with his division into the living and the unliving. And he tries to embrace the immense by an intuitive dichotomic classification. We have cell cultures that have survived the people from whom they were taken for decades. The cells are alive, and man has long been gone. You can philosophize on this topic, but in fact, "living" and "non-living" are almost meaningless concepts, if they are applied beyond the domestic intuition.

Yesterday evening I walked to the shopping center for a parking lot, a guy aged 17-18 approaches the window and stands I didn’t notice him at first. When I see down the glass, I ask a guy what to do?

He - I'm sorry, maybe you need help to move, take away, or give me a cloth I wipe out the glasses, headlights...

Usually beggars and everyone there standing with signs pass or pass by.

I - No thank you don't need to like everything clean, the weather is dry, nothing at all.

He went to the side and almost cried, turned away, with his hands covered his face.

I’m standing, come, what happened to you?

He - I want, I don't need money, if you can, buy to eat.

I give 300 rubles go, buy to eat, and I think of myself either a narcissist or a quiet alchemy...

After ten minutes, he approaches and says a big thank you and shows a package where there was bread, kefir, cheeses like Wave or Friendship, spices, and so on.



I was surprised, to be honest!

I add.

Russian scientists learned how to obtain gold from coal.

zzz: As well as other hydrocarbons. The output of the finished product depends on the price of the dollar.

>>> The organs of breeding steam wagons are factories!and ;-)

There is a video on YouTube "How hose excavators reproduce".

Confrontation of Constitution and legislation:
xxx: I think the authorities made a mistake when even my 80-year-old grandmother remembered the constitution of the Russian Federation, its violations and said everything she thinks about power to my cat.

xxx > it would be cool if they made the contract system new
xxx > if there were still notaries and arbitration courts
In EVE Online there is betrayal, deception, murder, terrorism, cannibalism, prostitution, racket, slavery. And you want to add the most evil, the most foolish and the most disgusting manifestation of human activity: bureaucracy. Do not be so.

There are two problems in Russia: Syria and Donbass.

Petry
The story of Maxim Camerer about pins in the ass and work
I have a familiar couple. The soul lives in the soul. Once with my husband after a successful deal went to the cabbage to note, he told me this story.
In 1994, after serving in the Far East, he returned home. He married his waiting girlfriend. Since half of his co-workers were local, naturally when he returned home, he borrowed money to trade in auto parts and cars. There was no logistics at the time, so spare parts and machines flew away like hot cakes. Shortly up, he flew above the sky, feeling accordingly. He went missing in saunas and cocktails for weeks, bought from his wife with expensive gifts. Working for her was not allowed in principle, the type of predator should be in the family only one. In early 1998, he had a wonderful idea of taking a dollar loan to develop a business for many thousands of evergreens. In general, you understand his feelings in August. In order to get out of the credit anus, I had to sell almost everything I earned. They moved to a rental house, the man drank the black, thought of the loop every day, he says. And to eat it every day hunting, and for the house to pay. And his wife, by the way, while he walked to earn money, sitting at home, found a hobby. She, who grew up in the village, did not work, and began to breed all kinds of botanics at home. There were all sorts of prose peters and crops, and other seductive things, since the lady was practical, did not grow what could not be served to the table. In general, while her husband was in the alcoholic compound, she began to go out and sell her peanut. To her surprise, all this nonsense was dealt with and asked for more. In general, she sprinkled her messy husband, and he sprinkled his heart, in the room, gathered her a mini-greenhouse for growing. The lamps there for 24-hour light special purchased, well, and did everything in mind. I slept on the floor in the kitchen. After a while, the business began to develop. We concluded contracts with food chains for the supply of greens and became monopolies in our city in this segment. In general, at this time, the wife no longer sows and gathers, sits at home, and raises two herdsmen. And the man works, and she says, by the grave of life will be grateful that she pulled out. This is petry.

When I do nonsense, I think of people who take loans for weddings, and it gets easier for me.