And now moms are planting their stools, fuck you go...

In your story, the driver was wrong. A four-year-old baby is harder to stay in the salon among the legs of adults. And, judging in relation to the children, he also caused you psychological trauma. Now it comes out in this form.
And in general, I am glad that I live, compared to all of you, in a parallel reality.
Where I live, my mothers are grieved, the children are smiling. Not wrapped moms behave adequately without requiring special preferences. And in general, people are friendly, and if you meet someone aggressive, they are very surprised.
It’s terrible on your internet.

#smartbridge
Spam has arrived. "How to choose a new smartphone and not get mad".
Has anyone recently chosen smart? What there?

The producers are crazy.

Glass body - now even if the phone fell on the rear lid or the rib is not worth breathing out. You can look at your fingerprints at any time.
Screen buttons - now your screen has become shorter by the height of the buttons.
2.5d screen - now after sticking the glass, you will have wonderful strips on the edges, which are periodically clogged with garbage.
Fingerprint scanner - now the scanner presses the finger along with the phone.
Exhausting cameras - now the phone can not be placed on the table straight. And the downloaded app "level" will show exactly how much the roof has gone.
Enough of?

A waitress at a café in Cyprus realized that we were from Russia and spoke in Russian:
Could you want something greater?
No thank you. Are you from Poland?
Yes, but how did you guess? Everyone is guessing...
All the girls in Poland are beautiful.
Oh yes, it is so.

> as I look at it, I don't know at all what these labels are for. They are designed so that in the event of an accident, rescuers know that you must first help the defenseless creature.

What kind of nonsense, god?
1st The presence of such a label on the car does not mean the presence of a child in it, and vice versa. There is no useful information for rescuers. But this information is carried by the child's chair in which the child should be.
2nd As a result of an accident, the sticker can be defiled, damaged, burned, scratched, closed with something, fly into the cage together with the glass, etc.
Three The lives of adults are as important as the lives of children, we should not neglect them.
4 is The rescuers themselves decide in what order to provide help, based on the specific situation and medical ethics, and your sticker will not affect this process.

I am now 30, to work started with 16, to work - with 18 (no, not a CEO with a salary of a hundred thousand million, if anything). And all this time with interest I listen to stories about people who started working "for what salary", and then all achieved, because they got precious experience. The main question is: who holds such an enthusiast while he gains experience? Or is he allowed in the subway for free, recognizing by brilliant eyes, he is fed by the holy spirit, the clothes are materialized by the force of thought, about entertainment long forgotten, and public debts are forgiven? If so, then I worship supermen, I am not one of them, but the most ordinary. If not, and their mom and dad feed them, then the system is quite ineffective economically.

Prohibition of c. You look closely at the problem. I am surprised too much. For example, it is surprising that in our country there are still knives, armor sticks, iron tubes and baseball beats in the free sale - they can be killed or killed, and this kills much more people than bombs. Cars can also be purchased. It is enough to scratch YouTube to find a lot of interesting things that peaceful and safe car lovers do.
They sell beer and vodka. Who knows what will come to the mind of a drunk man? Maybe, to sit in the kitchen with friends, or maybe, go, arrange a debush, someone to beat-kill?
And why didn’t they ban cameras and shut down the internet? After all, there are people - they shoot on the camera details of life in our country, and put them out for the fun of our enemies! And why not ban hidden listening devices - on them you can quietly record how you are extortioned, and then everyone will learn that we have corruption! (Oh yeah yes already)
Why is it not forbidden to give birth to people? People steal and kill, just horror! Prohibit it, right?

It is said that in Voronezh at the literature department of the 19th century there was such a professor Svitelsky, and all his life he was engaged in the work of Belinsky. And there was an old drama theater, where the motto hanged at the entrance, saying: "The Voronezh actors are a miracle of miracles. V.G Lithuanian" The professor was caught with this quote, he knew the work of the great critic by the mouth, and he did not meet this quote. He interrupted everything, and here, in a private letter to a private person found it in its entirety: "The Voronezh actors are a miracle of miracles. Looking at them, I realized that the realm of helplessness is as limitless as the realm of genius. Where are they in front of the scenes of Moscow".

The Foreign Window

I live in Germany. Our neighbors, who lived on the second floor, sued the neighbors from below because they had a trampoline on the terrace and when children jumped on it, they could hypothetically look at them through the windows.
But it is necessary to pay tribute, the judge proved adequate, and in polite form sent them naked with their claims.

Today at work, the girl elegantly described the process of greeting the male part of the team:
- Good for me: came to work, dropped "hello" and you sit happy. And every day, coming to work, you kick other men, you pull your hands to them.

Does the companion come in? I need a consultation. I and my daughter (2 years) take a bath together, let the boats and so on. Should I wear a swimsuit or can I only wear a swimsuit? And on her? And soon the son will be born, can you swim with him or is it a scourge?

Intuition has begun to deceive me. and sadness.
WOW: It’s all okay, just take the assumption that everything is foolish until it’s proven backwards.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You are a great philosopher. You buckle?

If I put on simple single-tone nylon trousers and a swimsuit and come to the beach, you will not notice the difference even if you look carefully. This is the same if you take fast-drying fabrics.

Have fun on the beach. We’ll see you later on YouTube.

It is unreally funny. Around the girl in strings-reviewers between the bulk, and this in relatively closed trousers cuts. How not ashamed.

The homeland

The conductor notices, supports her with his hand, asks the guys sitting next to her to sit her. And in response, let him ride a taxi with his puppy, we are not obliged

And I regularly meet those who raise such guys. According to the Civil Code, a child up to 7 years of age accompanied by an adult can travel free of charge if he sits on his knees and does not occupy a separate seat. But every morning in public transport, I see, as a mass phenomenon, young mommies who sit alone and put their unpaid kindergartens in separate places. They don't cry out that the transport is crowded, that there are already non-young people nearby, and it's hard for them to stand. Even if an insecure man with a rod enters, they will not think of giving him a place, let it be better to do it by someone else, and not a cappella over them. Neither the drivers nor the passengers with the hikes are connected, they are more expensive to move - they will not move anyway, they will only stumble. Apparently, taking advantage of the opportunity, they will give their children another masterclass for the future.

Yesterday I sat in the dining room, the company is not large, has a dining room for a couple of dozen seats. I curl in the pasta in the fleet, I think about the algorithm for the program. And next to a few female individuals, discussing something alive.

At the end of my ear I listened to the conversation of a coloured blonde.

My husband is an idiot. I kissed Karen from logistics at the corporation, then went to him to listen to music. I returned home in the morning. The husband two weeks of the scene of jealousy arranged, and yesterday the bat - filed for divorce. Not an idiot?

And the ladies around them say, “Well, yes, well.”

And I totally agree with them. What fucking two weeks to wait? ; )

I have one speech defect - I am mapy, I do not pronounce the letter "R". I can’t break, for example. This did not hinder life, but almost all of my girls tried this feature of me and tried to cure the illness. There were various techniques of logopedic sciences, usually invented by them themselves. The most common is “Say Rrrrrrrrrrrr”. But I think they just wanted to crack.

But I didn’t want to give them such a simple and unfortunate reason to crack, so the classes were short, difficult and often ended in a small such a quarrel.

I was 24 and I lived with my parents again. And here’s the picture, we were sitting with my mom in the kitchen and something overwhelmed me to complain to her, yet how many years she raised me, who else could know me better than she?

- Imagine, my girls are constantly trying to teach me to speak the letter "R", such a feeling that they are just ashamed of the card guy. But what is so terrible about cartography? This is not ugliness of anything.

Mom turned to me, looked at me very thoughtfully and asked a question that gave me more questions than answers in this life.

What do you do, carpenter?

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I met a beautiful lady from Latin America. I took care of her for almost a month, in general, she finally agreed to the number, went to her. In general, I put my clothes down, I embrace her, I look in her green eyes, I admire her look on the Spanish curve. She smiles and pulls the lens out of my eye. He says, "Sorry, sweet, I have a vision -6, I thought once I still wear lenses, although I change the color to an exotic one."
I'm not embarrassed, I'm continuing on her beautiful forms. She breathes and sadly shakes her head, showing scars under her chest. I said, after my stomach cut off (!Lost almost 50 kilos!The breasts hanged like the ears of a spaniel, had to be inserted.
I had my mouth opened to say that it was all the little things, and she hugged me behind the neck and continued to the ear: "I was blown up because of the hormones, after surgery... by changing gender." I woke up like a shock, found myself in the neighboring room behind a twisted table, stretching my pants and grieving heavily with the mat.
Ohhhh: and she’s running, and following me like "what, muchacho, has I already loved? What are you unstable men!"
xxx: already in the door I remembered a pack of pads in the bathroom, tampons in her bag, children’s photos on the wall, etc. and returned.
xxxh: she is such "oh, at last, at least one attentive hit... Young boy, stay".
But before her next menstrual period, we had a purely platonic relationship.

Do not give a woman as much as she looks.

Otherwise, she will not give you.

Your and Retrograde Amnesia

Victor Semenovich is a tall, still strong, seventy-year-old old man, for four months as he buried his wife and learned to live alone. It felt bad, as if he had never lived without her. He often began to talk to himself to get valuable advice on household management.

But Victor Semonych was not worried about this so far, because in his profession he is a psychiatrist and used to keeping everything under control. Stress does not happen to people, so to break a couple of words with a smart person is still within the norm.

Oh, he would have had children with grandchildren, but the children did not get, it didn’t work.

One Sunday morning, the phone ringed and pulled Victor Semonych out of the warm bath. Victor Semonych did not expect anything good from this, he has not expected anything good from life for four months, and in his predictions he has never been wrong.

The Uzbek courtman called and told something in Uzbek-Russian.

It was very strange and disturbing, because Victor Semonych did not give his numbers to any courtiers, he did not even know their names, he just greeted, passing by.

The old man listened to the meaning and hardly found out that the courtier found some lost "white dog", saw the phone number on the necklace and called.

In a word, they are waiting below at the entrance. The main strange thing was that Victor Semenovich had nothing like the "white dog" has never been and can not be, he was generally an opponent of the animals in the house.

But the old man did not argue, because without gesture, you will not argue with the Uzbek especially.
Despite throwing his coat over his pyjamas, he put a feather pen into his pocket for self-defense, and went out of the entrance.

At the threshold smokers in orange vests smoked, and in their legs trembled a small, wet from rain, a white bullterrier and looked at the sides with caution.

But as soon as the dog noticed Victor Semenovich, he stopped trembling, loudly stumbled and rushed to the old man, as the drowning rushes to the rescue circle. The puppy jumped around the affected Victor Semenovich, surely trying to jump to him on the fingers. Eventually, the dog succeeded.
The courtiers smiled and said, "I recognized the master, Maldives," they picked up their blades with butterflies, said goodbye and left, and the old man with a flattered face, remained standing under the frozen rain and with a strange loving puppy in his arms. On the necklace was indeed a copper plate with the engraving of the phone number and the name: "Viktor Semenovich"

What to do? and? Where is him? Here, the fox, squeezed his new coat.
- Well, in theory, a dog, although the most complete anti-health, but for a person in your position, a useful thing, especially, this dog immediately loved you as a son. Bring it home soon, or lie down here after bathing.
No, and there is nothing to think about, you need to take it somewhere urgently.
Where are you going to be in your pyjamas and home shoes? On the necklace is the phone and the name of the owner. Their name.
Yes, but who’s that bad joke?
What is humor?
- Well, anyway, it is necessary: to walk, castrate, tie, unbind, feed, treat, then these rabies vaccines, plus the nails cut every month. Will you deal with all this?
- You have two higher education, nothing, you will manage, but daily walks in the fresh air will not hurt you, especially since nails are, like cats.
No stupid, not even funny. You attend lectures almost every day. How will you leave him at home? In general, do you need to surrender it to a dog pet, shelter, cattle base, or what they call it?
The Scotch base? Well well well. Look the truth in the eyes. And suddenly it's your dog, you won it, lost it and so upset that you wiped out these events from your memory? In your state, this is possible, not in vain here is a sign. Can you throw it out so easily? Think, old idiot, what would it be like for this dog, who, by the way, knows and loves you, to be in an incomprehensible place, among completely strange people? If you have forgotten the name, call for Vasya and don’t be upset, then you’ll remember. No one has ever died of Korsakov syndrome. Take yourself in your arms, go home, drink vitamins and calm down.

A year later, the professor broke. Time and daily walks in the desert did their job. Vasya turned into a giant white fat sable-toothed horse, but with a very good temper. Victor Semenovich comes with him to work every day, and already at the institute he releases a basket for papers. A dog sits on a chair all day and smiles to anyone who tastes a cake.

One day, a large group of students entered the professor's office, they, squeezing their heads, shrugged, grabbed Vasa's ear, and then confessed that they wanted the best and apologized for the hat. There was no amnesia - it was they who bought Vasa in an elite pet shop, ordered a collar plate, spoke to the courtiers, but, most importantly, before the birth of the puppy, stole the old cap of Victor Semenovich at the department. On this very cap, the mother gave birth and fed Vasa, so he loved his master so much before their first, historic meeting at the entrance.

Imagine a restaurant where neither the chef, nor the technician, nor the director themselves eat. They also demonstratively go to another restaurant, and the children are sent there. was presented? If you know that, would you go to this restaurant? And now think about Russian healthcare, education and public transportation.

I stop at the entrance to get the keys out of the bag. Suits a fuzzy-known grandmother, a neighbor in the house, starts a conversation about the quarter (we were decently then thrown under the sauce of the home counter), complains that there is not enough money. She has her own pension, and her daughter is a widow with two children, turning as much as she can, but it is still hard. And the son-in-law died 2 years ago, he was good, kind, responsible, loved children, cared very much about the family.
And what happened, I ask with compassion, why did he die?
- Yes, drunk in the car was driving and crashed - the grandmother replies sadly.
Beautiful was the son-in-law, caring for the family and responsible, most importantly.