To the smiles and gifts of the drivers who step down the road!
You need our Lukaschenko. We have everything easy, the road did not give in - lost the rights. Pedestrians in Minsk do not look at the sides when they cross the road. Our drivers blink when you miss them! You are smiling, you are smiling =)

WORKSHOP (10:09:00 20/11/2009)
We are in quarantine. I am from Monday to Thursday on Wednesday.

Olejack (10:09:26 20/11/2009)
Probably not closed.)

So many rumors about Trachtenberg’s death. What only epithetics did not read: "great man", "extraordinary smart man", "bright personality" and other...other...other...other...
It becomes scary and shameful for people who consider this a culture.

All Impossible - Possible (c) Dima Balan
All Impossible is Impossible (C)

When the parents dropped, the phrase seven fridays a week acquires a different meaning.

The education system in Russia.

xxx (22:48:33 19/11/2009)
Computer science is such an ambiguous subject.

xxx (22:49:01 19/11/2009)
In one school in the 7th grade basics are taught... in another - at 10 in the word text to write >_<

The sellers in the zoo store, where today bought a rat, humorists - placed to transport it in a box... from under the cat food :-D

On November 20, the radio host Roman Trachtenberg died of a heart attack. He has been working at Mayak since last year. Roman was 41 years old.

Let us express our respect for him by bringing to the best...

The word "masturbation" is no longer fashionable or politically correct.
We need to say "Nanotechnology"!

in the appeal committee. He was a deputy there. He came in silence, unlike his poor fellow drunken in moderation. Cut the seed in my shoulders. We looked at a personal case, 9 classes behind their shoulders. The President:
In the missile, his troops. There are strong ones needed.
Recruiter (with an unfailing horror):
I’m afraid of flying rockets!! to

Sania Klemin has left the group “Ankets of Prostitutes of Moscow and Peter”. Have sex with the professional.". by 15:33
Sanya Clemin Ura... the rabbit is coming soon))). by 15:32

Borisov Maxim Leonidovich (19\11\09 8:34)
After Euro-08 our national team in Europe began to be called a Russian car, in the course it actually turned out to be a Russian car.
Kazakov Alexey Alexandrovich (19\11\09 8:37):
Lada Kalina
Kazakov Alexey Alexandrovich (19\11\09 8:37):
I went to Slovenia, I went to Slovenia.

"Innovation" is a full room. In the middle of the movie, all the men get up and leave. All four.

I watched Miller’s advertisement. "Miller - the colors of your life"
There are two bottles – yellow and brown. What do they hint on?? to

Kill them all! Start with yourself (c) Black Obelisk

Often, the beer comes to an end before it ends.

A story about female logic and rich Russian language.

Periodically, every mom faces the fact that it is necessary to call a doctor at home for the sick ejaculation. Here and I, tormented by a couple of days of childcare on my own, prior to calling my grandmother to help, with the thought of a doctor, rushed to work. I don't know how you are, but we sit in the hospital with a baby is uncomfortable. Running to the office, without drinking tea and not discussing the latest news, rushed to call the registration of the children's clinic. In our provincial town, it is not possible to call in less than an hour at all. Finally, after catching luck for the tail, at that end of the wire I heard the long-awaited: - Yes, the children's registration is listening... Well, as always, a standard set of questions when calling a doctor.
FIO of the child, year of birth, which kindergarten (school) he goes to, symptoms of the disease (temperature, rhinitis, rashes, etc.). by p.The last question is, do you have a cat? I have a stupor. Here in the following
Three seconds of my silence earned a female logic. The cat? Is there a cat? There are animals, but what are they doing? AAAA... Nothing of yourself! That is, according to the symptoms I said, they decided that the child may have allergies... And I am glad for the experience and knowledge in the medicine of our doctors answer: - No... only hamster. Now there is a break at the end.
And then very restrained and tactical: - Is there a code on the entrance door?? to
This is how I raised the mood of the whole department from the very morning and confirmed my status as a finished blonde.

A good half of the population hates our government.
Can you imagine the evil half?

AMON RA: from youth)))..I sit at home... here the neighbor is calling... BLA... come to me... I have this one!I think...what is there?...I come... on the couch a goat sleeps some...cool...drunk...I tell you where did you get that??..this-in the entrance found)))..speaks.happy her..cold..need probably vodka she poured..nill..see..and strive somewhere...what blew...we went to the bathroom..and there fell asleep...something-how got her from there..found documents...was in the neighboring house lives...shook there..leaded parents))..then then oChen Lehe were grateful)).. turned out...the girl examinations did not pass...decided to drink...then drown...then winter...we on the Southern coat of trees does not freeze a little..calmed-calmed...came into the entrance to go wrong..slept down...HERE LEHA)))))....

I finally learned how to go to bed!
xxxh: I go to bed with the note, as I usually hang in the inette, but I don't take the charge to the note)))))
After a few hours, the battery ends, the computer is cut off.
xxxh: and I am so lazy to get out of bed for exercise that I peacefully cut out after him))) I am happy!!! to