Time to type another button: "it’s sad"

A. Why are you late?
Well, you know, such a bad weather this morning was...
A. and?
I woke up and decided I’t go to school today. I slept for another half an hour and remembered that I have not been to school for seven years, and I am late to work.

I was at a girlfriend’s wedding. Dress code - "Apple Party" - all in green. I rented a green camel, walked, before leaving the cocktail took a bottle of champagne and drowned to catch the motor home (I live at the stop "Fregate"). I walk through the street with a bubble, in a beautiful camel, people are passing by, signaling, oreting, etc. The taxi stops – “Captain Morgan, where are you?” To what I answer - "To "Fregate""...Taxer stumbled in the hood - "Bl..how I didn't immediately guess!"...dove for a hundred )))

<Snip> Do you know what’s the most offensive when cooking the strawberries?
<GolBogGlAzK> what are they preparing?
<Like> =)))
<Snip> No
<Happy> and what is it?
<Snip> when the water is ripped you open the refrigerator and there are no cookers
<Snip> probably very offensive...

Microblogging: Everything has a reverse side.
First comment: Even the tape of Mobyus?

Three friends "B" "D" and "O" decided to humbly celebrate their birthday at one bowling club.
After a lot of drunk O left as needed, D and I stayed on the couch pulling alcohol.
If it becomes boring, you have to get the girls upset.
by - ))
D – I’ll go to the bar, I’ll radiate sexuality.
And he stands at the bar, and radiates: the elbow on the bar stand, the whisker, all as needed shorter.
Returns to O
Where is our D?
A - Yes, the girl he wanted, out of the bar the sexuality radiates))
Oh, I understood you, I’ll go and take it until the pits are given...

I want a time car :(
YYY: What would you do first?
xxx: oxygen (% of

Mmm: Show at me.Yesterday I joked about my employee. He asked me which antivirus is best for him to buy, and I advised Contex. So this fool yesterday evening in M Video went Contex to buy, says that the consultant laughed just a whimper.

In the forum:
I am in distress (
The book is just a book.
I turned my laptop yesterday. Well, I think fortunately. Nevertheless, he had long wanted something like this to surprise him to invite his neighbor-computer-gick-no-s-biceps from the 11th floor, on which he placed his eye a month ago. She dressed up and called her hero-saviour.
Connection is life.
has arrived. I wandered around my mast for two hours. He committed. I ate my refrigerator. has gone.
I am not sorry for eating. But this... (even the epithet appropriate I can’t pick up) I didn’t even remember my name. and shrink.
The way to the heart, through the stomach.
Noah has earned...

We once stood and drank a beer and thought what would happen if we pushed our feet into the toilet. They came together in the opinion that she will get stuck on the ankle, while theoretically it should be easy to enter, and to get out - a cock.
After a tumultuous discussion, there was some uncomfortable silence.
xxx: It was interrupted by the words: “Boys, and let’s promise each other that when we come home... None of us. No one is..."
XX: We agreed that we would not try it. It was hysterical.

XXX is
Early in the morning
Shepherd of Tr-ru-ru!
Cows are in his hands.
They answered: Mu-mu!

XXX is
Truth jump I heard the shepherds, I "tra ru ru" did not hear)

XXX is
I have heard "e", "he", "goed", and "cable?"

You can always arrange a local New Year by drinking vodka and snacking it with mandarins.

They told me that if you work as an admin, you will marry immediately. The acquaintance is stumbling on the virtue, and always wanted to try the virtue with a girl.
I take off the linen of the penyuara from you, he falls off with his naked chest and silk clothes.
Wait... I’ll be back in 20 minutes. I have a computer account (

I love my younger brother (learned in 2nd grade). I come from work, he sits upset and shows a diary. I quote: "Dear parents, your son wrote in a pot with flowers at the literature class. Please take action to educate."
While I was roasting, he told me that his teacher did not let him go to the toilet in class and in order not to suck his pants he calmly removed them and soaked them in a pot with a flower.
I called the director. Two minutes later, the teacher called and apologized.

Roma is
17:31 Natasha grit sexi kaku!! Electricity with Gandalf!! to
17:31 is with you.
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17:31 O_O

We received an angry letter from our partners from Altai. This papyrus was filled with a detailed description of the reasons for discontent.
But most impressed by the signature:

With respect,
Your partners from Porno-Altai

Even scary to think what they meant.)

Sometimes you have a painful desire to put the status of a mother, but you remember that you have friends, a fox, decent people. And most disgustingly, they also consider you a decent person.

c their

There was a kind of hoax when during the war in Avgan were captured adult villages in villages and auras.

They caught a shepherd near some aura somewhere in the south of Azerbaijan
and passport.
Sheffield is running, turbine.
Load it up!

In two years, the language is learned, the debt to the homeland is given, and the documents are hanging - in the district military committee can not find his village, in order to organize as it should. They began to understand, took a detailed map of the area, look.
This village is in Iran.

I sit behind the compass, my husband is in the bathroom. The sound of the opening door, the wild cry from the bathroom
M: Do you take it!
I : What?
M: Do you not sleep anymore?
I : No. And you? and :)
M: I am in the bathroom!
The sound of a closing door

O_O

Results of the match Spartak - Marseille:
The game didn’t go...It was all against Spartacus – a green lawn, a round ball...