Sophia (20:06:29 5/11/2008)
As the head?

LOL (20:07:02 5/11/2008)
as well

LOL (20:07:05 5/11/2008)
She does not hurt

LOL (20:07:09 5/11/2008)
But what a feeling

LOL (20:07:13 5/11/2008)
Inside the moustache

Sophia (20:07:41 5/11/2008)
That is thought! ))

Sometimes it is bad to live in the center, even to get out of nowhere.

skynet

More than half of my friends are like you.

You ask me that I am so fucking.

iBloOg

I am normal.

I am normal I am normal I am normal

* is shrinking *

by VoVo:
How are they? and ;)
Pavlovskiy :
Not very much on the face. But man is good. A good man and fuck it is not shameful)))

I put a new castle on the door. I put. Checked it works. I checked again, it works again. He closed the door and... it didn’t open.

Thank you to the Basha team for it happens. No advertising, no nonsense, nothing but really funny stories that can be laughed at. With respect Alexander.

I go to the subway, the car is almost empty... From nothing to do, I begin to read advertisements... Here they offer to lose weight, here a rest in the south, etc. and here the look comes across the advertisement. who rides in the metro of St. Petersburg probably saw her: it is painted on the left-glamorous lady with the signature underneath it:"to answer misso?", on the right of the healthy type of biker, the signature: "to turn the borst?". And between them with a caring hand, a black marker and a crazy emphasis is written..."to get by strain". ))

He said, “Hello! Are you interested in friendly sex?
She: Normal... and who are you at all?
I am Andrew! Let’s be friends :)

YY: let me sit down on a quantum of mercy drink and divorce for sex :'(
XX : – O
XX: Interesting
YY: It sounds so cool, no man would refuse, no girl would not agree...

XXX is
Yuri?? to

YYYY
A is

XXX is
call to)

XXX is
Do not ask "why"

YYYY
Why is?

On the radio:
Timati: When I was a kid, I wanted to be a monkey, asked my parents to take me to the zoo to watch them more often... and then I grew up and wanted to be an artist.

That he chosen the middle at the end of... o_o

ogre
Do you know the railway station?

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
No, what is there? OOOO

? to
ogre
I saw the inscription today.

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
Which one?

~-={[MoHcTp]}=~
OOOO

ogre
Internet provider some district is not and the inscription " we provide internet disconnection for the time of the session to all students for free"

To the citations:

"I work in the library. I flirt with teenagers. Recently, an eleventh grade girl asked who wrote the Grimm brothers. Before that, I was asked for the poems of Onegine. I really thought... and did Onegin write poems..."

"In Principe, yes, if you remember "I write to you what is painful...". Of course, it was actually written by Pushkin, but on the plot, Onegin.) )"

Shame on your people, gentlemen! "I am writing to you—why are you sick?" is a line from Tatiana’s letter. And Onegin was not a poet, because he did not have a high passion for the sounds of life, / he could not distinguish the jamba from the choir, / no matter how we fought. So is!

Status of the girl:
I hate the boy, he deceived me and hurt me very much.

He is:
How did he hurt you?
She is:
I left him, and now he doesn’t want to tolerate it.

Dguffinhally
Bring Annie to the movie!
Dguffinhally
A place for kissing.
Elensil
It must)
Elensil
> A place for kissing
We will not see anything from there.
Dguffinhally
God, explain to this idiot why a guy actually drives a girl to a movie

Who invented the dishwasher to put it at such a height that it would be convenient to suck and to wash it would have to bend?

In Russia, business is done in free time.

This is when to drink tea you need to break the cup from the table for 5 minutes!

The question is when driving in this weather in the summer it (ticket) spoil?

The rubber does not break. Bumpers, capes, radiators and some other parts of a car with summer tyres are usually damaged. Sometimes the driver and passengers are broken. There is still a chance to ruin someone else’s car. Pay for its repair.
:)) and also a portic air, when you press the brake you stumble, and the bumper of the cane is getting closer and closer :))

xxx is spoken?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XX: Do you have a brass?
Yyy: No of course) and what?))
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YYY : Why?
XXX: The printer is covered! and ROFL