...therefore, unnoticeably to the people, the secret theft gatherings have turned into public election congresses of the parties...

We went to the billiards here on Friday, I wake up and it’s Sunday.

Explanatory course of St. Lieutenant (the course officer)

I, a student of Zatopliaev Andrei Andreevich, being in the class of independent training on 16.07.2007. I received it from st. Lieutenant Kuznetsov insults of the following content: a fool, a clown, a fucking spleen, a pidaras, calling my face a fuck, repeatedly sent to a fool, through every word pronounced a fool called a kill. He sent me to write an explanation.

I sit in the library and I don’t touch anyone. Somewhere a guy and a girl are talking.
She: "There’s little you don’t like. I don’t like, for example, when you run with a gun during a session.

Fuck all these demolitionists. Here’s a loaf of bluff at the entrance to the alcohol shop – here’s the demotivator!

Wake up support:

Press the right mouse button.
I don’t have a mouse! I have a laptop!

A real man will never give his favorite plush mouse. He buys from the Gypsies.

In a private forum, someone wrote:

If you want to lose weight quickly, do everything in order:
1st Sell the refrigerator with food.
2nd Buy a carrot, 1 piece.
Three Cut it off, cut it off and put it on your ass.
4 is Sit next to you and look carefully at the top of the carrots for 5 minutes.
5 is Bite 1 cm of carrots.
6 is Keep looking at the top of the carrots for 5 minutes.
7 is Repeat 5-6 points until you have eaten the whole carrot.
8 is Buy a strawberry, 1 st.
..."

I could not read further)

What Would Happen If God Smoked Grass?
WOW: It is the same...

Riff: The husband is knocking to get them out of the balcony. I say to him: "Now, my dear, I will open". Three year old girl: "No! He is not cute, he is a man. Dad, you are a man, are you?"

"Coursework" He walked with his own, almost drowned in the female soples.
The only moment pleased - at the end, after the titles, three vampire-inquisitor (on its own account) are sitting in chairs, the secretary-blonde submits the report. Fee, said one, made a mistake! And the whispering blonde vampires are dragging somewhere, whether to bite or fuck.

That’s what you are, Grammy Nazis!

Of all the disadvantages of the iPhone, the main thing I still think is its absence.

I ordered a new suitcase via the internet. I got a package in the mail, I will go with her grandmother. The grandmother looked at her for a minute, and then gave out: "In the warehouse there is the same one.
The Epic File)

During the discussion of the topic "I do not start":
Which test should I ask in the pharmacy - positive or negative?
Ask for unused.

Sisadmin always thought he was the king of the grid...until the electrician came.

"Suddenly the old grandfather...
With an untransmitted-anecdotal "Odessa" pronouncement, gracing and helping yourself with gestures:

You are in vain instructing the boy. Having such a sample of a woman near you from childhood, your boy will easily become a pedestrian without additional instructions!

There is no scene.
I am out of the clothes:
Grandpa, can I kiss you in the cheek?
“It’s in any man,” said Grandpa.

What will we call our son?
Mmm... I don’t know...
She: Do you need something unusual... Maybe a saint?
He: No... not that. Let’s call it... mmm... lightforest!))
She is : AGA. I think that’s what I’m saying to myself... First class, class manager: Well, what’s your name? What is your father, idiot? The regulator...

I am a loser.
YYY: What happened?? to
XXX: I was not taken to work.
Don’t worry, everything is normal.
XXX: at McDonald’s

You understand that youth passes when you see people younger than yourself in porn.

My girlfriend understands me without words.
That’s just wrong...