Fenya: It just turned out that the cool jumper that I regularly borrowed from a friend during the years of no money and in which I felt extremely irresistible and stylish, was not. The 3/4 sleeves were not designed initially, but shortened from frequent washing, and the volume collar - so it just stretched out of a permanent socks. In general, it was bought on the Vietnamese market for a table.
But if I knew it then, I would not feel fashionable and stylish, but stupid in the way. And I would not be able to make a proper impression on my current husband, with whom we have been together for more than 10 years.
Ladies and gentlemen, draw conclusions. Style is in the head, not in the clothes.

My family has a turtle. When everyone is gathered in the kitchen, a turtle climbs there and rotates under his feet, apparently asking.
Have you come to her once?
No, it turns out somehow.

Here is this:
The nostalgic!
Read random quotes - there's a lot of IT-shiny humor'a!
___________
I have long since learned most of the "Random"... I begin to understand what Trachtenberg was like, who knew almost all the anecdotes.

“Our grandchildren will take revenge for us...My mother told me that until I was three years old I couldn’t stand walking, all the time begging on my arms, my father even fell with me on my arms in the ice. My older daughter is 2.2 years old. He does not want to walk anywhere. The winter ahead. The eye.

to this:
and XXX:
The fairy tale of Yuri

Recently met Adar Herojevich Oreshkov. Everything would be nothing, but how do I imagine his father’s name – Hero Oreshkov... a name for a burunduk?

XXX: The Fuck
YYY :?
XXX: I woke up in the morning and went to the sortir. I’m sitting down, I think shit it smells like, what kind of refresher is that? I take a balloon from the floor, I read - as suddenly some evil sound so Všštštštštštštštštštštštštštštštšt and on the back of what it concerns... I crazy little together with the door did not come out. It turned out that the parents bought the automatic sprayer yesterday and put it on a barrel

I know in which bank he put his money that guy who wrote about dollars a few years ago :)

by STT

Lectures on Economics.
c) The Repo:
Who knows what the exchange rate is. currencies in relation to others.
A scream from the audience:
The crazy!
(P): No, you’re not talking as an economist, the course is floating.

“In any respect, the main thing is not to be a judge!” © My tablet set.
Yaya: Sudak is a hybrid of a crasher and, hmm, a wonder?
The sauce at my plan.
I mean what? 0 0 0
by Oeblin. “Ask it!” We need to talk seriously!

ShadowLL: In general, there was nothing like that before. A man dragged his grandmother into a cave and spy-vill. Then came the mind. And I wanted to not only spy, but also talk. And then the Reason also wanted the Spy-Ville and there was Love.

If the three hundred million rubles spent on the Olympic fire squad were divided between all Russian children’s households, they could eat 6 rubles a day for an omar breakfast every day during the year.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
And if I donate a few million from the budget, I will buy a house. You are sorry, right? Pensioners with babysitters will not notice at all, so you can not a couple, but more.
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This is how people become thieves.

My grandmother caught a pigeon mail, and now calls Skype from iPad via Wi-Fi.

I am alone at home, in absolute silence. Suddenly from my mom’s bedroom a terrible inhuman voice is heard. The soul is gone. It turns out that the Google plugin for checking mail has been updated, and now it expressively reads the subjects of incoming emails. Folded...

From the stones of Leo:
by Alexei
If you stick a magnet to the glass, and wrap the wraps in the frames - you can make a simple subwoofer from the window.
by Mikhail
In nature, there is a model of an acoustic system attached to the glass with a syringe and using it (glass) instead of a diffuser.
- Barysic
I have one. Glass is disgusting. The best sound is a window and a wooden tube. And by pushing the box of the box, you can arrange a phase inverter. The washing machine is out of competition. The bass is good and the middle is not broken.

Distribution of hard porn with penetration of kitchen utensils (scatter, blender, etc.). The first comment:
- So this is what the original Russian expression means "by pi%de meshalkou..."!

Morning and training. We are late" Hello! I’m Vasya, I’m a freelancer, and it’s hard for me to get to 10."

My ex-girlfriend, leaving me and sleeping with HZ with whom, offered to stay friends.
Can you send her friendship?

Before Battle in World of Warplanes:
111: guys, which branch is better to scratch?
222: The Breeze
Chapter 33: The Breeze

US Ambassador to Russia McFell says he has never met with Navalny
News #2: McFell has a broken finger
The guys are not joking...

cool_polar_fox: No, I was always stupid about body language :(
I remember how during an interesting conversation the girl with the words "you already got me!" began to tear off my clothes.