Today my mom asked me such an unusual question that I couldn’t answer it:
"Are you in mind or with yourself?"
Only then realized that she meant a shopping list.

The glass of optimist is half full.
The glass of a pessimist is half empty.
A glass of perfectionist should not be half, it irritates.

This is:
It is called Lucifer! It was called Lucifer!"
On May 15, 2011 in Yaroslavl, Dobryna Nikitich Bogatyrov was born.

Dobryna Vladimirovich was born on April 26, 1987. And nothing, I live the norm.

The most epic file was in the period of love and absolute mimimi, when he decided to confess to me in love in Russian, honestly found and learned the phrase, guessed the romantic moment and issued "I love you!", felt something wrong and corrected "I fucking you!" and in despair finished "I love, fucking!". I was not merciful to translate what he said.

C is:

One can the same by excavating a veteran's garden, taking a couple of bags for garbage and cleaning a piece of park or sea shore, and you can still work as a carrier and get more money for it))

Commentator2: - So I imagine myself after work calling all sorts of offices - "Allo, I have a workout today, I want you to dig potatoes, but I have a chest today, so I will dig only half and only 30 pounds of spade for 5 approaches of 10 potatoes";

WoT now reminds me of how I used to play “Soldiers” when I was a child, where sailors and Indians fought hand in hand against ninja turtles. © by

I came to visit relatives. And the head of the family, it must be said, at the time quietly barreled with "left" alcohol. In the evening, we sit down and drink tea. On TV show local news, there is a report on how "covered" another garage with counterfeit alcohol. And at the end of the report the phrase type "if you are aware of such cases - call on the phone XXXXXX".
The head of the family, without breaking away from the newspaper, headed to the neighboring room:
The son! I hope you’re not a frostbite?

Eat them yourself. Do you know why they are so cheap? Answer: Because nobody takes it. And why not take - it is you will remember how many tons and mega-quarters of spent nuclear fuel was thrown on unfortunate Serbia by the Americans.
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I didn’t get polished, I measured with a dosimeter. All is OK. In the formation of the price, in our world, quality is not involved in the first place.

Once my (D)rug went with his wife on a wedding trip away from the Russians. They went deep into Thailand. Several times by buses and boats. In short, we stood up in some dust in a bungalow. During the day, they lie with their wife on the beach and argue for a long time about how well without the Russians:
Some of the Thais. The beauty!
Distracting on (C) Ossed: This is probably American.
Fuck you in your nose.

The Paranoid:

and ninja. The second month I always buy cheap and delicious Serbian apples. Let the Poles eat their own, the Serbs are much better.
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Eat them yourself. Do you know why they are so cheap? Answer: Because nobody takes it. And why not take - it is you will remember how many tons and mega-quarters of spent nuclear fuel was thrown on unfortunate Serbia by the Americans.
and----
Not just because of people like you. The content of something residual is elementarly checked. And in order that even apples from an entire country become dangerous, the country needs to be transformed into a radioactive desert of the level even not of present-day Pripyat, and Pripyat in the first year after the yopk. And the whole country.
We will eat, but innocent people are unfortunate: because of the dirty radio phobes they lose their jobs.

AlF177:Klichko promised warm in the winter
"I am a Kievman and the son of an employee of JEK, believe not all so unambiguously, not everyone wants heating"(C)

The cat from childhood loves to play with water - to catch the stream from the crane with its teeth and just splash with his foot in any container. In the second year of life, she discovered the enjoyment of cotton sticks - she throws them with her leg, and she chases herself, almost jongling.
Today I met Zen – I threw a cotton stick into a bowl of water.

Is there a sound in the forest when no one hears it?
I have a similar problem now.
HGH: in the sense?
ууу: the beloved three days ago gave for the anniversary expensive collar and earrings with sweaters
WOW: and I'm in the hospital for the fifth day, I don't go anywhere, I walk like this at home in front of the mirror,
Well straight out the English queen, but to show no one
WOW: That’s what I think, but do the ponts exist if nobody sees them?
xxx :D

From the chat on the webinar:"Fuck! You are like gynecologists: you are looking for problems where others are looking for pleasure!

[13:18:37] Sergey ***: eat oatmeal, and it is useful, and it does not cost
[13:19:35] Alex ***: there are officials, we have many, enough for all

My grandmother burned. I went to the supermarket to buy wine to sit with my friends in the evening. She went to the wine department and asked the first supermarket worker for a wine consultant. The girl went confused to her colleagues, where they had a consilium to delegate as a sommelier. As a result, one guy was pushed out, he approached with a serious face and here the grandmother gives: yes to me, she says, you can drink wine not with a traffic jam, but with a lid, or we old ladies can not open the traffic jam)))

tabula_rassa: I found a function in the alarm - to turn it off, you need to solve the mystery. There is, so you have to try. In the morning, the alarm rings, I wake up, solve a mystery and, satisfied with myself... I fall asleep.

CHO is? Where is? Well, I am an engineer-constructor of REA, even 7 years worked in the specialty at the CB at the Councils. Where is my vacancy in Ulyanovsk with a salary from 30 k? And, I see the section with engineers-constructors... from 25 to 80 k... so this "CAD Systems Sales Manager", where did it come from? There are vacancies in automotive. And not my specialty, and the salary "from 15 k". There is a vacancy in the PGS, also not my, a salary from 20 k, experience of 1-3 years. A, there is still a vacancy "up to 60 k". But this is no longer Ulyanovsk, it is Rostov-on-Don. They offer this vacancy in all regions, including and at us. Moving and renting housing. Good for a young professional without family and real estate. But they don't need young people, they need experience and qualification, and they will be picked up as if they were to crack. And in general, under engineers today are understood and actually engineers-constructors-technologists, and engineers-programmers, and engineers for maintenance of equipment, and engineers of support service, and engineers-counters, and engineers for labor protection. They are completely different professions. What a long way to go, I also wrote in the employment contract "engineer-translator".

Marketing marketing, but my little son quieted for a couple with a cat in the bathroom unwrapped 4 reels of this miracle paper in order to drown in a basement with water these aquatubes. The son watched the process of dissolution, the cat was pleased with the soft bunch.

Medicine does miracles today. In fact, mostly in terms of finance.