I was from the time when photographing myself in the mirror was a disgrace.

Wife: Why are all horror films shot in the dark, on some washrooms or old houses? They tried to shoot in the bright sun, somewhere on the beach.
The cheeks, right?

Alcoholic cocktail “Nude monkey”... Is this the name or the expected consequences?

1: or a service that allows you to compare prices. You enter what you need, for example, Uttug philipps and you on the map shows shops with prices and you look where it is cheaper. Here you need to come up with the technology itself so that shops quickly provide information about prices and it was not burdensome for them. And the technology itself can be sold to Yandex for example.
Is it Yandex Market?
The Yandex Market
Here is the Fool.
1: Really come in
1 and the picture.

Soon the generation will grow up who won’t know what WinAmp is :(

I have sex (
Tag: the session
The Institute! →! to

by KAI

Looking at the recent initiatives of our government, I recall the unforgettable Ostap-Suleiman Ibrahim-Maria-Bender-Bay, who knew only 300 relatively honest ways of taking money from the population. The child, to God.

And then Sanya!! to
Andrei: You won’t believe it!! to
What I invented...
Alexander : get the idea )) but without me ))

to this:
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From Grosslarnakh:
Understanding how a boy’s life will develop is not difficult. You give him a designer, with a beautiful car on the box, a bunch of iron parts: screws, all kinds of screws, wheels and iron axes, and you evaporate down. If a child begins to give birth to a car, everything will be fine. If he takes two iron axes and puts it in the socket - the boy is ahead of a life rich in adventures, filled with plunder, about which there will always be something to tell.
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From the personal experience and experience of acquainted students of universities: electricians at the age of 4 to 6 years were electric (they themselves were spikes or scissors in the socket); psychologists in 95% of cases have psychological abnormalities more serious than others; economists from childhood have worked with parents for money; lawyers have always been fools; many translators with their native language are not in order; writers with their own feelings have conflicts or complete ignorance of them.
And you are talking about boys with designers.

Today, the raw Mitrofanushka uses exactly the same phone as Eric Turkheimer (although, I’m not sure that it has the 5th iPhone). It lives, maybe even more beautifully.
These changes give rise to the self-satisfaction that smart people are not needed, and moreover, that they are dangerous. What "the hell this chemistry is better to treat with herbs". For variable complexity, give what everyone has. What you need to remove the hands of geneticists: they will spread the infection. It is not a matter of entering into the Fishing of God. Morality is from God.
I repeat, there are reasons: smart people say things that are incomprehensible, while wildly offensive, and, if they are so smart, why are they so poor?! to
Expanding knowledge that knows no boundaries has led to the fact that everyone can acquire an iPhone, but none of those who have obtained, if the smarts disappear, will not be able to construct and assemble even the communication apparatus that Timur used with his team.
Smart people are needed simply because no one knows the challenges of tomorrow: neither in medicine, nor in social life, nor in agriculture. Is there a time when we need to be convinced?

- A guy came to us to go to work, I heard the fairy tale "Zarevna - the Frog" in such an interpretation for the first time!! to
In which one?? to
“He’s kidding and saying... I’m qu-qu-qu-qu-qu... on a vacancy!! to
The pictures died quietly.

It seems that the TP in the male version is deciphered by "dumb pot";

XXX: When I sleep with a scary girl so that I don’t feel ashamed, I call it “sexual charity.”

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Maybe you just don’t get beautiful?

Recently delighted the "intelligence" of young trolls. Chat one online game with wild mistakes and inscriptions young gifts every few seconds strikes it with the same message about the following content:

We need a good high-level bar!
(Bard - one of the classes in the game)

This continues for a long time. Chat gets stuck, track the right messages, of course, becoming difficult. To somehow stop this wild copy paste, I decide to joke.I write in the chat the following:

Rozenbaum. good bard. high level

To my surprise, it worked. The chat is pleasantly quiet. But! A few minutes later, this body releases:

There is no such character (

Disruption of Reality)

From Khabr (news about ending the development of WinAmp):

Who is next – ACDSee?
Nero is Nero? It seems to me that its developers will soon get into the control system of the spacecraft and will fly away.

"... and seek medical help immediately."
Ded: A universal commentary to any quote.

XXX: And here I am going all that flying walk!
XXX: the stomach pulled, the breasts forward!
XXX: the beard up! Stretch the neck so that it looks higher and thinner
XXX: I blink with my eyes. And more hair!
The hair is like in advertising.
XXX: so slightly head tilt and so carelessly turn
XXX: Throw their heads behind their backs!
XXX: I’m getting closer
XXX: Walk from the hip, all work!
XXX: And I realize that I’m up again (
xxx: these are four gas bottles, not men!
XXX: Load the mill in the middle of the road!
XXX: I am what I am.
If you can’t wear lenses, don’t be ashamed to wear glasses.

Yesterday I was stopped by the GIBD staff. The shock is like that. Neither goodbye nor goodbye, but immediately in the window without presenting any evidence:
Do we exceed?
They exceeded my powers and I punished them. I severely punish.
The portion. He let go and asked to be careful.

Are you going to work tomorrow?
I was there yesterday...

Article "Electric vehicles clearance of Tesla increased by firmware update"

The comments:
In the near future: broke the wheel - jumped the patch - sat down and went.
It is a dream to have such a producer in your country.

And while we go back to compiling the nine with new flags...