In short, in the middle of the lecture he runs out to the board from a parallel group of frames, quickly clothes up to the cowards and socks and screams: "HA-HA-HA, and I AM INVISIBLE!!"and "
It is a gesture)))
xxx: So the prede looked at all this, then said to the audience: "A, you want me to tell a joke?"
I have a fucking universe.)
She: Do you love me so much?
He is strong!
Is it strongly pressing?
He says: Strongly forced!
She is: a crack?
He is overwhelmed...
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http://avtonomka.org/bayki/byliny.htm
The story of "The Barber". Alexander Viktorov (Moscow)
It was in 1992. Marches of mourning for the dead.
The USSR. The submarine fleet gradually began to squeeze. hydraulic
remained in Baku, components for the equipment in Kiev and Chisinau.
There was a serious breakdown in salaries. What is the salary when
Inflation of 40% per month.
The command of the 2nd Fleet, which was in Kamchatka, understood that for so long
The people did not extend and decided to make the submarine's life easier. The 25th Division
They opened a barber shop where they could bring a symbolic fee.
yourself in order. Small and pleasant!
He worked, or rather served as a hairdresser at the PCZ, a wonderful guy from
Turkmenistan itself and called him Serdar (leader in their name). This is agreed
Man, got on the navy at the breakdown of the ages! Speak Russian in 3 years.
He learned decently, and the specialty of the "trumpy sailor" came to him.
The Soul. We were not on vacation, far from Kamchatka. DMB and Command
I decided to go to the barber.
So came Serdar’s inevitable Dembel. He comes into the building.
part of. They ask him:
Where to Write a WP?
He replied in calm Russian:
Such a place, such an aul.
Looked at the builders in the book, where all the settlements of the USSR and did not find
Such an aura.
How far from your home to the nearest city?
– Oh, far away – replied the sailor.
Wise for a long time. Nothing worked out, the settlement disappeared, and in the personal
In the case of the soldier is the name of the military committee of a small border village.
But it is not that!
It cannot be so! The head of the department said and got it.
The map.
The information on the map was insufficient. I took a bigger map.
The builders bowed over a complex intersection of meridians and
and parallels. There is no such settlement.
The young starle looked along the border of Turkmenistan and Iran. And suddenly
His eyes fell on the adjacent, Iranian territory. Oh the horror! carefully
At a depth of 10 kilometers there was the aul that the sailor was talking about.
Russian submarine Serdar.
The builders are frozen, and there is an international scandal.
How did you get into the army? The father said the boss.
I passed sheep, a week passed, and then I walked in the mountains. People in shape.
They came and asked what their name was. I said Serdar. How many years, I asked.
He said 18. They asked for a passport, but I didn’t know what a passport was. He is
They put them in the car and took them to the city. Then I got here on the plane.
You, my son, wait at the door.
The mood was completely ruined. A number of direct and indirect signs
It turned out that three years in the secret base of submarines in office
It was served by a citizen of Iran named Serdar.
What will we do, comrades officers?
- And what to do, what military commission called there and send, and there let us
He goes home by the mountains.
And the happy Serdar went home to his sisters and brothers. succeeded
Whether he will get into his Iranian hall is unknown. Six months in the headquarters.
The division received a request from the Turkmen KGB, “Didn’t we have any service?”
“Serdar?” The building department answered nothing and said nothing to anyone.
Well, Serdar did not know in which country he was born, but the military duty
Fulfilled and how!! to
Egypt and Turkey urge Russian tourists
Photographed drunk on passport.
Why did you and Alien break up? They almost got married.
Weyland: Do you ask? The last conversation with her?
Tanya: Let It Go
Weyland: Please
Weyland (22:15:21 23/11/2008)
You’ve shaken your face, I understand. Why do I wrap a ring? Who needs it there?
Alienka (22:16:36 23/11/2008)
I don’t know, all my friends like it.
In the discussion of the most effective remedy from cockroaches:
You sit in the middle of the kitchen on a table with a shoe and say "I went to the cinema".
Return to normal quotation so that no new page opens!! to
Traffic sickle leaves
to quote:
"We read the resume of the girl:
About myself: I have the skills:
calculation of the optimal amount of beer to sacrifice the admin in case of problems,
Communication with customers of all levels of sobriety and moral satisfaction;
warning the residents of the accounting office to tap only the necessary buttons the necessary number of times,
Intuitive understanding of what O/S wants (Windows, Linux), I can come to mutual understanding with that, if necessary.
high-quality interaction with any software in the presence of reference or Google, not very high-quality - in the absence,
to learn anything at any time when pronouncing the magical formula "to immediately".
Knowledge of English, Russian, Russian obscene, Russian very obscene and "a-it-yourself-language" orally and in writing, C/C++, CSS, HTML, JavaScript in writing.
I understand well the words "need", "immediately" and the expression "I said what?and "
I want food and money. Or at least just food."
I called as soon as I saw them. It was late ("
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Give me the phone. I marry her.
Wrattook: 3.14days
WratTOOK: I am going to the subway now, the peak hour, the car is stuck under the curtain, the people have come in, but the doors are not closed, a pretty strange guy runs in here, who immediately begins to be pushed out by some grandmother, typically she will be uncomfortable on the next exit. At which the guy almost crushing to the scream declares: "How did you all fuck me today! ", deliciously cheats and goes out.
The doors are closed, the train touches.
That’s what it means to write without a pencil. Announcement at the kiosk:
There is a need for a seller who does not drink a day after three..."
The foundation of all wealth is honest work. A lot of people have to be persistent and
They work in good faith so that they can steal everything they have.
produced.
Nothing so develops fantasy as the question of teaching "And where is your course?"...
Talent is sought in ordinary people, simplicity in talented people. (Author of the Orthodox)
Not married means you are badly sought or you have hidden too well
(Author of the Orthodox)
I have a friend named Dietrich, a decent burger, just over.
forty, married ten years, two cute true Aries preschool
age, well, and, of course, the belly and baldness are attached. Married to
She is eight years younger than the Czech.
And here, on Friday evening, our common old ones come to me.
Known people, the hell knows how many have not seen, and in general, the people.
It is wonderful. Dietrich has already been warned, however, the answer is still so.
did not give. I am saying;
What are your plans, camel? Are you with us or against us?
See you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you today, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow.
My family... I have a duty.
And so for a quarter of an hour "beee...beee...". Apply to
the third degree of interrogation, and here he is almost crying out;
You do not understand! I cannot! I... I have sex!
I find it hard to abstain from laughing yet I’m interested "-A transfer
No?", to what Dietrich in complete despair masters his hand;
No is! It is a week late! God will kill me!
Fertility: When will a guy from the advertisement "in orbit"track a calf with blue hair?
Fertility: and throw, he'll fuck her in the mouth, and she'll say "mmm, taste good! almost like an orbit cock!"
I go I mean in the subway and here for an unclear reason to me the train brakes sharply, I correspondingly sneeze down and rush the phenomenon (on 4 GB). A stranger with a fourth dimension!!! Give Me Back PJ Davis, I Can't Remember How to Add a Smoker to Statistics. by Zy. You can make porn.
I watched some Garfield comics here, and got one where Garfield sits in the cinema, and the man in front of him in T-shirts with the inscription "I love Elvis."
And in the translation, as strange as it is, there is a wonderful inscription on the same forehead:
"They are still alive"
The appearance of a girl promotes personal hygiene
One day, my husband and I went to Eldorado, choosing a tea bar. Here he notices a stand with electric toothbrushes. The look stops at one of them. The price is 4500. The first thought: "THE WITHOUT!!!And then the look goes further and falls on the name of this brush - OXUJET.
This is the right name: DDD.