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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №12814
 27.11.2008
In short, in the middle of the lecture he runs out to the board from a parallel group of frames, quickly clothes up to the cowards and socks and screams: "HA-HA-HA, and I AM INVISIBLE!!"and "
It is a gesture)))
xxx: So the prede looked at all this, then said to the audience: "A, you want me to tell a joke?"
I have a fucking universe.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12813
 27.11.2008
She: Do you love me so much?
He is strong!
Is it strongly pressing?
He says: Strongly forced!
She is: a crack?
He is overwhelmed...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №12812
 27.11.2008
Best Water for January 1st

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №12811
 27.11.2008
http://avtonomka.org/bayki/byliny.htm



The story of "The Barber". Alexander Viktorov (Moscow)



It was in 1992. Marches of mourning for the dead.

The USSR. The submarine fleet gradually began to squeeze. hydraulic

remained in Baku, components for the equipment in Kiev and Chisinau.

There was a serious breakdown in salaries. What is the salary when

Inflation of 40% per month.

The command of the 2nd Fleet, which was in Kamchatka, understood that for so long

The people did not extend and decided to make the submarine's life easier. The 25th Division

They opened a barber shop where they could bring a symbolic fee.

yourself in order. Small and pleasant!

He worked, or rather served as a hairdresser at the PCZ, a wonderful guy from

Turkmenistan itself and called him Serdar (leader in their name). This is agreed

Man, got on the navy at the breakdown of the ages! Speak Russian in 3 years.

He learned decently, and the specialty of the "trumpy sailor" came to him.

The Soul. We were not on vacation, far from Kamchatka. DMB and Command

I decided to go to the barber.

So came Serdar’s inevitable Dembel. He comes into the building.

part of. They ask him:

Where to Write a WP?

He replied in calm Russian:

Such a place, such an aul.

Looked at the builders in the book, where all the settlements of the USSR and did not find

Such an aura.

How far from your home to the nearest city?

– Oh, far away – replied the sailor.

Wise for a long time. Nothing worked out, the settlement disappeared, and in the personal

In the case of the soldier is the name of the military committee of a small border village.

But it is not that!

It cannot be so! The head of the department said and got it.

The map.

The information on the map was insufficient. I took a bigger map.

The builders bowed over a complex intersection of meridians and

and parallels. There is no such settlement.

The young starle looked along the border of Turkmenistan and Iran. And suddenly

His eyes fell on the adjacent, Iranian territory. Oh the horror! carefully

At a depth of 10 kilometers there was the aul that the sailor was talking about.

Russian submarine Serdar.

The builders are frozen, and there is an international scandal.

How did you get into the army? The father said the boss.

I passed sheep, a week passed, and then I walked in the mountains. People in shape.

They came and asked what their name was. I said Serdar. How many years, I asked.

He said 18. They asked for a passport, but I didn’t know what a passport was. He is

They put them in the car and took them to the city. Then I got here on the plane.

You, my son, wait at the door.

The mood was completely ruined. A number of direct and indirect signs

It turned out that three years in the secret base of submarines in office

It was served by a citizen of Iran named Serdar.

What will we do, comrades officers?

- And what to do, what military commission called there and send, and there let us

He goes home by the mountains.

And the happy Serdar went home to his sisters and brothers. succeeded

Whether he will get into his Iranian hall is unknown. Six months in the headquarters.

The division received a request from the Turkmen KGB, “Didn’t we have any service?”

“Serdar?” The building department answered nothing and said nothing to anyone.

Well, Serdar did not know in which country he was born, but the military duty

Fulfilled and how!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12810
 27.11.2008
Egypt and Turkey urge Russian tourists

Photographed drunk on passport.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12809
 27.11.2008
Why did you and Alien break up? They almost got married.
Weyland: Do you ask? The last conversation with her?
Tanya: Let It Go
Weyland: Please
Weyland (22:15:21 23/11/2008)
You’ve shaken your face, I understand. Why do I wrap a ring? Who needs it there?

Alienka (22:16:36 23/11/2008)
I don’t know, all my friends like it.


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12808
 27.11.2008
In the discussion of the most effective remedy from cockroaches:

You sit in the middle of the kitchen on a table with a shoe and say "I went to the cinema".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12807
 27.11.2008
Return to normal quotation so that no new page opens!! to
Traffic sickle leaves

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №12806
 26.11.2008
to quote:
"We read the resume of the girl:

About myself: I have the skills:
calculation of the optimal amount of beer to sacrifice the admin in case of problems,
Communication with customers of all levels of sobriety and moral satisfaction;
warning the residents of the accounting office to tap only the necessary buttons the necessary number of times,
Intuitive understanding of what O/S wants (Windows, Linux), I can come to mutual understanding with that, if necessary.
high-quality interaction with any software in the presence of reference or Google, not very high-quality - in the absence,
to learn anything at any time when pronouncing the magical formula "to immediately".
Knowledge of English, Russian, Russian obscene, Russian very obscene and "a-it-yourself-language" orally and in writing, C/C++, CSS, HTML, JavaScript in writing.
I understand well the words "need", "immediately" and the expression "I said what?and "
I want food and money. Or at least just food."

I called as soon as I saw them. It was late ("

____________________________________________________________

Give me the phone. I marry her.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №12805
 26.11.2008
Wrattook: 3.14days
WratTOOK: I am going to the subway now, the peak hour, the car is stuck under the curtain, the people have come in, but the doors are not closed, a pretty strange guy runs in here, who immediately begins to be pushed out by some grandmother, typically she will be uncomfortable on the next exit. At which the guy almost crushing to the scream declares: "How did you all fuck me today! ", deliciously cheats and goes out.
The doors are closed, the train touches.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12804
 26.11.2008
That’s what it means to write without a pencil. Announcement at the kiosk:
There is a need for a seller who does not drink a day after three..."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №12803
 26.11.2008
The foundation of all wealth is honest work. A lot of people have to be persistent and

They work in good faith so that they can steal everything they have.

produced.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12802
 26.11.2008
Nothing so develops fantasy as the question of teaching "And where is your course?"...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №12801
 26.11.2008
Talent is sought in ordinary people, simplicity in talented people. (Author of the Orthodox)

Not married means you are badly sought or you have hidden too well

(Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12800
 26.11.2008
I have a friend named Dietrich, a decent burger, just over.

forty, married ten years, two cute true Aries preschool

age, well, and, of course, the belly and baldness are attached. Married to

She is eight years younger than the Czech.

And here, on Friday evening, our common old ones come to me.

Known people, the hell knows how many have not seen, and in general, the people.

It is wonderful. Dietrich has already been warned, however, the answer is still so.

did not give. I am saying;

What are your plans, camel? Are you with us or against us?

See you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you today, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow.

My family... I have a duty.

And so for a quarter of an hour "beee...beee...". Apply to

the third degree of interrogation, and here he is almost crying out;

You do not understand! I cannot! I... I have sex!

I find it hard to abstain from laughing yet I’m interested "-A transfer

No?", to what Dietrich in complete despair masters his hand;

No is! It is a week late! God will kill me!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12798
 26.11.2008
Fertility: When will a guy from the advertisement "in orbit"track a calf with blue hair?
Fertility: and throw, he'll fuck her in the mouth, and she'll say "mmm, taste good! almost like an orbit cock!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12797
 26.11.2008
I go I mean in the subway and here for an unclear reason to me the train brakes sharply, I correspondingly sneeze down and rush the phenomenon (on 4 GB). A stranger with a fourth dimension!!! Give Me Back PJ Davis, I Can't Remember How to Add a Smoker to Statistics. by Zy. You can make porn.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12796
 25.11.2008
I watched some Garfield comics here, and got one where Garfield sits in the cinema, and the man in front of him in T-shirts with the inscription "I love Elvis."
And in the translation, as strange as it is, there is a wonderful inscription on the same forehead:

"They are still alive"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12795
 25.11.2008
The appearance of a girl promotes personal hygiene

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №12794
 25.11.2008
One day, my husband and I went to Eldorado, choosing a tea bar. Here he notices a stand with electric toothbrushes. The look stops at one of them. The price is 4500. The first thought: "THE WITHOUT!!!And then the look goes further and falls on the name of this brush - OXUJET.
This is the right name: DDD.

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