Chat at work:
SPIDI (13:58:48 29/11/2011)
now I am sitting in the toilet, who is pulling the engagement and knocking I on the machine issued "go in" pen is pulling again is distributed mat then rust and who is running)))))
HEAD (13:59:38 29/11/2011)
I am sorry ?

Yes, the men are not lucky (we have a better shoulder)
We are writing standing ?
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Especially in the frost.
by mmmmmmmm
In a clean field ?
It is comfortable))
xxx: but when I go to the toilet I sit on the toilet and do not stress)) or when drunk, for example) do not need to get into the toilet)))) sit and sit)
I can do that too ?

Yes is
Being a fool is good.
I laugh, others laugh.

When I start missing an ex-girlfriend, I go to the social media page. I network to the guy she has now, and I listen to the hectic rap he’s composing, and I’m getting better for some reason.

Would you give a man for a million dollars?
YYY: No for anything in the world!! If I could win a million...
XXX: in a point...

I sit, steal for teaching a new book from the party of the library, scan in djvu. The problem is how to remove the stamp of the library. Is it little. Three hours forged inets in search of the proge to edit djvu, all on the nerves, tomorrow agreed to settle for the bill.
Here comes the mommy, he says, white piece of paper, where the stamp is.
0 0 old school!! to

Girls, if in the subway you are sitting and in front of you a charming young man and does not take your eyes away from you... Relax, just behind your back is a subway scheme ;)

A friend’s story:
- I sit behind the comp, scratch the websites, scratch the music... I watch, spam: "The prediction of Vanga: Something terrible will happen in 16 days"...
Then there is a warning: "Attention! The licensed version of Kaspersky expires in 16 days.

My favourite mantra: "We need to be careful with synonyms. Compare, for example: "the old witch" and "the old witch". Apparently, in essence the same thing, and you come and tell some grandmother and you will feel the difference"))))

Foreign medicine has gone a long way ahead of our translators in the end of ophanareli... I read the instructions of a complex preparation with all kinds of calcium, magnesium and other substances needed in the body. Russian section of instructions: Strengthens bones, nervous system, etc. Contraindications: with excessive use of the drug can cause a temporary state of immortality.

The rabbit! No such side effects. He snorted the pill and went into battle until 30 seconds of immortality slept... The dream of the RPG-shniks, ept!

I just discovered in a practical way that large blankets have an undeniable advantage. You can go into the carpet and put a blanket in it.
WOW: although you can probably make a hole for the face and not use a blanket at all.

Do the task, write a message "why you conflict with others". I don't know how to write accurately that I am surrounded by idiots.

Now the boss (wife, two children) is telling. He had a dialogue with a friend.

She: "Do you know how to raise your mood? Throw on any SMS number: "I am pregnant". By the way, I dropped you. Why not answer? Where is your phone?"
Head of "House"

The boss cries, he says, I don't know what is waiting for me at home tonight, but the mood is really uplifting.

yai (15:22:14 28/11/2011)
I broke the brain of a kiwi.
When asked who would go to smoke with me, one programmer replied that he would go, but he would not smoke - just standing next to me.
I pulled him out of Kiwi’s pocket with the words:
Then hold my hairy potatoes!
he had such eyes)))))))))))) he so jumped away from me)
I cried from laughter)
Lilly (15:27:21 28/11/2011)
You can do it. :D

I wonder who our people are actually voting for.

So, we are sitting in mathematics. He is jumping at the board, painting something for us, telling something about the factorial, and we are sitting, leg for leg abandoned, painting. And then he says, "Do you have any questions?"" Well, one girl raises her hand and asks, "What are you putting here for crying signs everywhere?""
D: And what is it?
xxx: Says "It’s for you, girls, to read this formula with expression"

If she’s angry and leaves... don’t follow her, she’s probably gone for a tail.

My son, we have a PC! The cat joked on the couch, on the carpet, and even in the kitchen joked!
“Fuh, and I thought the body of the prostitute under my bed began to smell...

A acquaintance doctor said:
The couriers of them are full fools, boys with nine unfinished classes. From the maternity home it was necessary to take a container with embryos (abortions were there, miscarriages) to the histology, it was in a completely different building.
So they took the container to the city.
That was a kickoff.

"... there is a light for the deaf-deaf (which whispers disgustingly before switching to red)."

For the blind, an idiot.