The main and only cockroach in all girls without exception - "the girl does not make the first step. Who put this shit in your head?
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It is like the men themselves and "kill". It is worth giving a signal to a man - to invite somewhere to go, confess in sympathy and so on, then all - you start to communicate with you like a shit. A man does not perceive signs of attention on the part of a woman as you like me, let us try to get closer, suddenly something will work out?", but as "you are my last chance, I agree to everything, you can behave with me as you want, look at me, hide, change, do not spend on me a penny of money, generally wipe out my legs as you want, I will not get anywhere from you anyway". How many times have I already passed this, I am 29 years old, I am not a crocodile, the mortgage for my apartment has already been paid, I earn normally, there are no children, I consider myself not such a bad option to treat me so. And initially, the men to whom I was "picking up" seemed to me quite adequate, but the attitude changed drastically and I should start acting first. And this applies even to those men who themselves initially expressed sympathy for me. So you first drive out the men's cockroaches - that, if a woman makes the first step in a relationship, it doesn't mean that she can't be put into anything, and then give women advice.

XXX: I have a sexting :(
YYY: Well... Seasonal it’s good... That means you’re...not counted.

This
You cannot study under the supervision of your husband. And don’t give God, he will personally take you to teach. Except for his cries and your tears, there will be no result. In fact, it is important for him to prove that his wife is a faultless and impasse, that she can’t learn anything, and for her safety, only he will drive, etc.
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I think it’s time for you to divorce. and urgent.

What is the weather tomorrow? Very badly?
WOW : Yes. You need to know the place.
Q: What are the places?
WOW: The air temperature will reach -32...-37 ° C, in places -37...-42 ° C. Wind west 2-7 meters per second, during the day places up to 12 meters per second
I need to know where -42 with the wind.
XH: O_O

DerArto: “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” would be a lot more interesting if wealthy people were invited there, asked where they got their money and took money for every wrong answer.

To the question of reviving tape for printing machines:

A "rejuvenate" tape is better with glycerin...
The printing paint. Only printing paint. Everything is perfectly black: the tape, the table and the one who applies the paint.

In the shoe factory, a second workshop is lost every morning.

Sophia
The seller transfers property to the buyer or buyer
The Roman
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slavery is prohibited, so the first option)))

The Iphone 6 was very profitable on vacation. Internet was available if necessary. Thanks to the narrow-eyed bourgeois. and :-)
hippo64: Tola, you won't believe, the same thing does Samsung Pocket, and the tablet MTs for 40 backs.
Guest: Well what do we do, Vova, if we are given all the shit at work?

1998 year, unpacking the new Sony Trinitron, we read the instructions (multi-language).
...no, I understand - Bulgarian - a peculiar language, but "jack-minijak for headphones" ("nest of headphones") nevertheless looked after.

I quit smoking, now I constantly feel hungry, all the time eating in front of my eyes.

Yyy: so all of the cigarettes on seeds jump over

zzz: and then the mobile phones start to push off ))

There is nowhere without a side...

RT in Russian

XX: Boys, do you remember the times when Ukraine was a great power and everyone was afraid of it?
I do not remember.

xxx: The important question: I want to take the enchanted sword, the murderer of virgins. What kind of curse would I impose on him?
yyy: bleeding to the target during a stroke

My husband and I almost didn’t make videos.
My daughter was sleeping and the camera was working. Everything is normal. Here, my browser is a little sloppy and the image is frozen. I didn’t see it, the daughter was still awake and I took her away.

The monitor in front of my husband. On the monitor... right. The child is sleeping!! And here I will go with her in my hands.

His face changed and his hair slowly began to shrink. He is in the screen...

We put as many bricks as we could to rebuild the house.

I asked at 2 o’clock at night a brilliant question – what do vegetarian workers feed their cats/dogs. This is a shit, comrades. These noble nature defenders are seriously proposing to translate our younger brothers to the grass! They don’t bother us with the cat now, hell tolerance >_<
by admin. and cat. and Schröder.

Catta: In the subway, Australians discuss Russian acquaintances:
Catta: Of every ten Russians, nine are great programmers and one is a mafia.

Especially when there are no dates.
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Call it yourself. The main and only cockroach in all girls without exception - "the girl does not make the first step. Who put this shit in your head? A foolish mom who had sex once in her life during your conception? If you want to be like this, sit and wait for the prince (he will appear to you in the image of a retired postman). If you want to live a full life, start thinking with your head and act in the right direction. You owe nothing to anyone here, and no one owes you anything.

Imagine what it feels like when you wash alone in your bathroom, and suddenly someone sneezes behind your back. I thought I would drown the cat right there!

I am surprised by such owners. As a hostess of tails with extensive experience, I can say: any sudden choking, sneezing, coughing, choking, a mysterious whisper, a whisper of half, a laughing soul and so on. In an empty house, they are typically attributed to cats. Cats seem to think of their owners.
Everyone is calm. A disappointed and embarrassed ghost is removed into the fog.

xxx: ща lohanulся in the store - bought peelmen for 400 r
YYY: What about babies?
XXX: Even if they’re shit, I don’t admit they’re tasteless.

The MOTOPORUM.
Question: If a motor is put on a bike (analogue to D-6 or a gasoline), will it be considered a motorcycle (category M) or not?
Answer 1: If the volume of the engine is less than 50 cubic centimeters, then no, it does not fall under category M.
Answer 2: You will see the employees of GIBDD, deaf and loud.