Commentary on a child’s wheelchair:
"Resume - no better car!! I decided to let my boy ride on his beautiful and comfortable wheelchair. Walking is convenient, the legs up is even more comfortable. We have a few of these in the area, and still people look around."
"Sorry, I write from the phone, of course "sleep" is convenient. This car is comfortable."

The Boomerang:
Two weeks ago came the gas meter to check the man with the grandmother, I was not opened for a long time (not heard) so they started to argue, asking - your dogs don't bite? Well, I answer them - they just bite pidders and Gandons of all kinds... the man to the baby says - well you go down, I'll wait for you here... :-)

Shaman®
I will take a cat in the office, appoint him as the head of the relaxation department. If someone works for me for food...

XXX is Eureka! I understood!! to
yyy: What is it?
See, let’s see Moscow. A person lives, rents an apartment, receives a tax payment for it, and naturally does not pay taxes, although he is obliged by law. Thro Moscow they are like dogs, and no one catches them, even if the money is big.
YYY: Well let’s assume that does?
XXX: That is what. This person goes, say, to buy a car, and since the grandmothers for an apartment in Moscow are uncomfortable, then a foreigner. Always wondering why the state has such devastating draconian duties on foreign trademarks, he now understood: These are taxes on those who have become rich by failing to pay taxes!
And yet more gasoline! There are taxes to the fucking. In short, as much as you avoid taxes, and the state will take them anyway.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Those who pay taxes honestly pay twice.
XXX is yes!
YYY: So is he a dude?
XXX: Well you can do that.

Reviews of the goods:

A normal proct.
Benefits: Perfect for cutting a cat.
If polished, it can be used as a mirror.
Disadvantages: It is badly heated. I wanted to cook peelings, left without dinner.

The Stranger: Oh yeah! The radio is working!
Den Stranger: And the dictator tells about the shame that is happening in Israel.
The backdrop is machine guns, Arabic speech, explosions and... the sound of a Star Wars laser gun shooting!!!! to
What do I not know about this world?

Deep at midnight.
She says: Let’s go to sleep!
He said: Let us drink tea!
I don’t want tea, I want to sleep.
He: Well, sit with me while I’m drinking tea.
In 15 minutes
She: Well, you have a cup of tea, let’s go to bed now!
He: No, it's somehow not fair: you sat with me for 15 minutes, and I'm going to sleep with you all night now?! to

X: Nicole, you are 17 years old. Stay calm with your superheroes, they are not!
Y: Ruslan, you are xx years old, and you are a monarchist.Calm up with your kings, fools, they are not!

My mom and I are worried about your new hobby, so my mom will come over the weekend to talk to you.

What? Strictly go on! Have a conversation with your husband.

The most grandiose plans are built on the couch.

This story happened to my distant relative, a Moscovite.
My native country is wide, there are many peoples and peoples, autonomous republics and regions. Here is our hero - let us call him Ivan Petrovich Sidorov - not purely Russian, but for a quarter... let it be a papua. His mother’s grandmother came from the Papuan SSR, where the young papuas are famous for their non-terrestrial beauty. Outside, Sidorov looks like a purely Russian man, light-haired and blue-eyed. But the Papuan language he is taught and mastered in perfection, as well as Russian.
And here in his work appeared a new employee - a true papua. Young and beautiful. Ivan Petrovich fell in love with her at first sight. And she did not reject his pleasures, they became close friends, she went to visit him, and he visited her family, who lived in Moscow on a rented apartment. But until then he decided not to devote the future bride to the mystery of her origin.
And one day, when he was visiting Papuanka and her parents (and they spoke exclusively Russian with him), the phone ringed in her apartment. Papuasca removed the telephone and spoke in her mother tongue. Ivan Petrovich quietly talked to his parents, pretending that he did not understand what his lover was talking about there. "I found a fiancée in Moscow, soon we will marry and move with his parents and younger brother to his three-room apartment. The youngster is not rich, but, as you know, suddenly there will be a more profitable party in the future."
When it was time to say goodbye, Ivan Petrovich told her in the purest Papuan language: "You think in vain that I don't understand Papuan."

A devout Muslim sits in a London taxi and asks the driver to turn off the radio because there was no music at the time of the Prophet, and therefore he cannot listen to the music of non-believers.
The taxi driver stopped the car and opened the door. The Arab asks:
What are you doing?
The taxi driver says:
There were no taxis at the time of the Prophet, so go and wait for a camel.

I watched football. They fought like lions. Small, ugly, dumb, legless lions.

XXX: My father is the world. Even when I matured to cam-out, he didn’t shout, “I don’t have a son anymore!” but sat down silently for a few minutes and asked, “Son, are you at the top?” I am such:"Always yes", and he, with ease:"Well, and young people!"

FailEngil: Well, did you go into the darkness with Gold? How is the film in general?
DrDeathPanda: Well, how do you tell me... The first hour I was mistaken in smoking. When the game started, it became interesting. In short, Bella after the transformation became a vampire, and they all have songs there. It is like a shield. Karoche she throws the bubble and absorbs the damask completely, wiping off any magic. The funniest thing is that she can throw a full buff on a patte. Well, they went on to farm under this theme.
FailEngil: It’s hard to be a shit, right?

From the comments of the accident - Daewoo Matiz turned over.
In general, IMHO Matiz is the capsule of death. The future (possibly) of the purchase of this rainbow.
YYY: It looks like a not yet experienced comrade...
zzz: just he decided not to rely on the will of chance and persuaded her to buy an order of Kalina

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No need – let them not go, what’s the problem? I don’t like marinated cucumbers, for example, but I don’t ask to ban them.

Excerpts from the actual vacancy of the assistant manager:...Work ahead: anticipating the needs of the manager, reading between the lines, understanding everything without unnecessary questions, the ability to foresee the development of events, which means being able to prevent many problems...· Control and coordination (meetings, projects, everything that the manager orders)... · Execution of orders from business and everyday life... Assistance and accompaniment of the manager on all commercial issues and journeys. High technical literacy in office equipment and means of communication and communication... Ability to adapt to the rapidly changing conditions of the business environment (!...presentable appearance, type of character choleric (!), service (!!Good diction, the ability to arrange affairs in order of priority... Unregulated working hours. Always be next to the boss, vacation only in autumn. The opportunity to get an invaluable (!!!) Experience in our company. During working hours, the use of personal telephone is prohibited. Possible bonuses: payment for GSM, a fitness subscription. by Finn. Support for hobby staff.
And they say that they have abolished the right of serfdom.

52x max>woman does not give, and yesterday on my nite stated
52x max>no no, the nits of the babies do not give
52x max> and right...

Do you have a charge for Nokia?
WOW: Why to you?