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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №90020
 21.11.2013
and 646angel.
Last year, our Patriarch sanctified the Jordan River (after the baptism of Jesus in it, it did not seem sufficiently holy to the Patriarch).

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90019
 21.11.2013
xxx: Judging by the inexhaustible popularity of Iron Man and Batman, it follows the conclusion that it is actually the bubble-coolest superpower(((

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №90018
 21.11.2013
Today I read reviews on the flamp about one office, somebody didn't love them very much.
This is the first recall:
I do not advise you to contact these guys. Scammers and scammers! They trade at excessive prices with non-quality goods. No complaints are accepted, the director is inappropriate.
This is the second control:
King Viktor Nikolaevich is not suitable, no pants are suitable, no cowards are suitable! Walking around the office talking nonsense.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №90017
 21.11.2013
ZyL: I worked in Telus, I heard a conversation of Canadians five years ago.
The first:
Did you go to Moscow on a business trip?
The second:
and AGA.
P is :
It’s dangerous there, right?
in :
Not a fig! It’s safer than Vancouver.
P is :
and!!!? to
in :
I tell you exactly!! Children walk in the courtyard without adults!!! Do you imagine?!? to

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90016
 21.11.2013
I exit Windows and open the console.
I open the stream to a remote car
I understand that this is the capricious of the system.
I even like such problems.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

Log iptables said sex will be short
I collected him again as an experienced practitioner.
You know it was hard for me to hold back.
I like it, this is my character.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

I remove the path to the computer of the headbuck
I close the console, I am an experimentator
Here’s the chief, here’s screaming away.
I go home, I smile.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

No windows are updated and no games are loaded.
I find this case quite funny.
You know I needed to have fun.
I need to cure my mental injuries.

U-U-U and Router
U-U-U and Router

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90015
 21.11.2013
The country of idiots. The Olympic FACEL (in essence - fire) to send into space and it is not to light up there because in the vacuum can not burn in principle, and at the station - dangerous.
Is Gogol right in saying that there are two problems in Russia? I disagree, we have one problem – idiots.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №90014
 21.11.2013
I read a post about who I wanted to be as a child and who I eventually became... comment: I wanted to be a suitener. He accidentally became a nuclear physicist, but the craving for prostitutes is still very strong.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №90013
 21.11.2013
The story about the aircraft crash in Kazan, I open a video on the site вести.ru about it. After loading tons of advertising, before reporting another one – a megaphone, with flying aircraft and the slogan “Be above circumstances.” Idiots, fucking dead people.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90012
 21.11.2013
I made an unthinkable quote.
received detailed explanations.
I realized that he was wrong.
I am sorry.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №90011
 21.11.2013
The first snow and ice on the street. It is impossible to walk on the sidewalk. And only My Dog managed to sink me right in front of the entrance to the store with a sign - "Invalid chairs, cushions, trunks, anti-spinning mattresses".

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90010
 21.11.2013
I will take a cat. I call him Jason Statham. Once again, listening to my friend’s pleasant stories that someone is sleeping with a pillow, someone with a plush mouse, I will relentlessly spit the nail, and then say, “And I’m sleeping with Jason Statham.”
The Queen

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №90009
 21.11.2013
C of Habrahabra:
Ohhhhhh I decided to refine my yogurt because the temperature inside was too high.
The taste of the product is not suitable.
We need to control the temperature and time during the cooking process.
The power of the heating element is not high 15W, the simistor BT137x without radiator with opto-tyristor MOC3041 (D1) is suitable. As the “brain” of the design, the microcontroller ATTiny13A (U2) was chosen. Temperature sensor DS18B20 (U1)
The regulator scheme designed in Proteus looks like this:... (scheme drawing)
Eight hours of hard work with the solder and I assembled this scheme.
To control the power on the load, the microcontroller's hardware SIM was used, with the temperature adjustment of the work.
Once per minute, the temperature is measured, the value is compared, and the registry (OCRA) of the microcontroller responsible for the shrinkage of the system is adjusted.
Start preparing the right yogurt.
The yogurt feed cable is plugged into the regulator connector.
The switch indicator will start to flash, signaling the temperature sensor failure, click the 3.5 switch in the connector on the controller with the sensor at the end. The indicator lights up, not flashing, indicating the start of work.
The temperature is set at 38 degrees, the working time is 8 hours.
At the end of the cycle, the yogurt was no longer such a "rough" density and the sour taste disappeared. Wally!

YYYYY I solved a similar problem simply by placing a small towel on the bottom of the yogurt. The temperature dropped, everything was OK.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №90008
 21.11.2013
Employee: What cabinet is your OneNote 2013 printer in?
In short, I looked at it. The price is 15,000 rubles. If you don’t find it, I’ll find it all equally :) Look for it!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90007
 21.11.2013
Yesterday I didn’t know what "meal" is. And before yesterday – "Sprchstalmeister".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №90006
 21.11.2013
When I was opened in the morrow
I am the Zohra version.
He was drunk and grabbed the girls.
He did not call her intentionally.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №90005
 21.11.2013
I am standing here in the store, next to my father and son, three or four years old. Dad puts baby juice in a basket.
A: Here’s this for you, this too, these two with an apple too... though not, here’s this for me.
Q: What about you?
A is tax.
C: (offended) Nothing to ourselves... The state doesn’t even take so much...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №90004
 21.11.2013
All I think about the phrase combination from the recent quote "gay-universal". Who is this?
Like a master on all hands, everything can, but everything does like a pidaras?
I used to take a bath recently. I got to finish and put the missing tiles. The bathroom began on the second day to run through the bathroom, the finish was only if you did not touch it, and I did not put the tiles at all, said - I will go for the tiles and did not return. He knows that he can’t go back to the places where he worked. Is it gay universe?

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №90003
 21.11.2013
From the Women’s Forum:
I fed my husband myself. It’s also a 100 pounds-weight, but such a favorite monster! I look and I rejoice! It is my job!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №90002
 21.11.2013
We are not behind:

of Novosibirsk.
The planning street goes parallel to itself and has a crossroads with itself.

Lurkmore

of Yekaterinburg.
Miracle Street of Krestinsky, which is parallel to itself, perpendicular, and crosses the street of Schwarz twice.

He is.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №90001
 21.11.2013
Plus to this:
Confident in yourself:

What are you people such boundlessly limited in development, a flock of millions of idiots and mentally inferior, lazy, underdeveloped pupils of Russian education headed by your leader Drishchenko?From the word "wow"!!No, there were no other options!
and
You will cry, you will cry, you will cry, you will cry, you will cry. ( the book. It is obsolete). Loud and screaming. “Mother shouted with fear.” – Zhukovsky

The interpretative dictionary of Ushakov. by d.n of Ushakov. 1935 to 1940.

Yes, the guy just wrote about himself - a limited idiot in development, who also considers himself the smartest of all. I have probably never read books in my life.

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