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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105762
 21.11.2014

And in the topic: "Polyvanov - dark!"

Using this opportunity, I would like to send a greeting:
Cyrdan Corabel asked to tell the translator that he was Cozel!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105761
 21.11.2014
Advertising at the shop door:

"Dear customers and customers! Greek does not participate in the celebration."


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105760
 21.11.2014
As far as banks are concerned:
93% of people have a dream that can be realized in a week
UUU: And the remaining 7% are thinking about how to repay this bad loan.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105759
 21.11.2014
The sale of the camera:

I sold the Canon 1D Mark 4. No repairs and no problems. Amateur use – I was going to become a photographer. Reason for the sale – I bought an iPhone

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105758
 21.11.2014
One day in my youth I fucked for the first time.
Nippon did not touch. I went home and wanted something to drink.
Well, I took a glass, went to the bath, I stood in front of the crane, thinking: and suddenly the glass will not drink?
He followed another... and then stood like a fool with two glasses. I thought long.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105757
 21.11.2014
I think we have a short-term memory, that’s okay.
Well, we are creative individuals, we think with the left hemisphere.
I think with the left hemisphere, but I’m not sure what the brain is.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105756
 21.11.2014
A: I’ve arrived and I’m okay.
A: But I don’t have a job =(
M: Did you not sleep?! to
A: My condition was best expressed by a 5 year old neighbor from below.
M is Eeee?? to
A: When I went down the morning, she waited for Dad to close the door.
A: And when he saw me, he said "oh"
A: Father naturally asked what it was.
A: What the child replied outright "I was afraid of THIS"
A: She didn’t even count me to live %))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105755
 21.11.2014
We went on an excursion to the salt mine in Velichka (Poland). People gathered 25
Everyone except me, the Poles and my friend too. To get down, you need to take 380 steps.
And then he says to me, "Go first - feel like a Susannini. I went.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105754
 21.11.2014
I am with CRA!
So, no matter what, the chat is already full.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105753
 21.11.2014
News: The former civil wife left, capturing 200 thousand rubles. As established by the police, the victim met with his fellow resident through the newspaper of free ads. The 53-year-old from the village... wanted to create a family with a wealthy and reliable entrepreneur." She is suspected of several similar episodes.
*** by
HH: And I found it! 53 years! Respect and respect! You have to be able!
A jumping jump? 53 is? I am 40, and in general, life is over...She probably looks offgenic!
Girls for years can't live in the house of a man, they don't know where the jump hole lies... I want to go to master class!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105752
 21.11.2014
Three black and dirty chicks.
Painted black ink.
Technicians, 1 course
--------
"... Very clean"

And in full form I offer a spiritual poem. The author, to his shame, forgot.

A poet built a house in the garden.
He was a strange homeowner.
But only came the night - from the bowl someone thin
He quietly stumbled onto the roof.
Chiral honestly bird choir on a shelf,
Chiz or Chibis often raised the gam.
In chadu cherry mouths, cherries, lentils
The poet composed on Thursday.
While he was looking for rhythms of joy and ringing,
On the roof under noise, and homon, and hoodie
The Four Black Sweaters
Painted black ink.
Extremely clean.

and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105751
 21.11.2014
You have a birthday soon! I have prepared a gift for you. But you will have to go for him to the remote steppe of Tacua!
In the steppe? Would you give me a saucer??? Uriah to Uriah! I will have my saucer!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105750
 21.11.2014
DerArto: No one is so surprised to see his ex as a female godmother.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105749
 21.11.2014
The fact that every bad guy now calls himself a sales manager or any other bad guy doesn’t make him part of the middle class. In fact, the layer of specialists is thinning, thanks to the education system.
and----
The education system perfectly meets the needs and prepares great managers for any hernia. Specialists are becoming less and less not because they are not prepared by the education system, but because they are not needed. We need managers in the hernia. If by some miracle tomorrow the universities will release hundreds of thousands of specialists - specialists will move, some will merge, some will adapt to work as managers of the hernia, some will be washed out of the country. A bit deeper.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №105748
 21.11.2014
As an option:
– – – – –
to this:
Kuka: And today I did my own makeup and deception on the computer.
Mazenrad: The Lord! O Lord! O Lord! There is no formatting behind these words.
Kuka: What is it?
Kuka: Don’t worry about it. All the light on the phone explained to me.
Mazenrad: The Lord! Listen to my prayers, please.
____________________________________

Well, the day is lost.It’s interesting what she did there anyway :)
– – – – –

I think she wanted to make a backup and defragmentation. And that’s what I’ve done, only a Kluhu knows.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №105747
 21.11.2014
XYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
In front of me is a box with a hundred living mice. From small hairy blinds to quite adults and large ones will smoke.
YYY: I already have at least 6 genius ideas for their application.
ZZZ: Are they still alive? They don’t bite the carton box.
Three days... what to bite?
Kkk: They only trick and feed with their feet
Zzzz: but they need to eat something.
XXX: They don’t have to eat anything. They will all die tonight.
KKK: What about today?
Because almost everyone goes to the freezer. And especially large individuals I will cut in pieces and give the sauce.
CCC: Has anyone advised him to have a grandmother?
ZZZ : Ugo
Zzz: even when he was just going to start a frog :)
XXX: It doesn’t go into the freezer.
Zzzz: how to cut it

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105746
 21.11.2014
The Lady!
Ksusha Kempa: I cut my hair and painted
[10:43:50] Ksusha Kempa: so sho fuck
[10:43:57] Ksusha Kempa: Well in the sense good
[10:44:24] Ksusha Kempa: and my new director of the department is coming out, such a summit is spit on me and gives out
Ksusha Kempa: You have something in your head.
[10:44:41] Ksusha Kempa: I answer: Yes, I’m often told this

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105745
 21.11.2014
This is:
I am so hard-admin that I am crazy when I-OS is called I-OS

Freebsdja, solarium, linux, semi-axis, fortress...
Finally to turn:
Phepepe, hetmeel, pluses, rails, asm and resin.
Still alive and boring?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105744
 21.11.2014
xxx: lazy vegetables with mushrooms, cooked rice with oil, supposed vegetables
Yyy: The first point is exactly about food, not about us?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105743
 21.11.2014
Women are primarily afraid of poverty, well, and maniacs, somewhere in the seventh place.

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