Announcements in one of the musical groups in contact:

"The group requires a bassist.

We play all the fucking things."

X - I want to buy a gift to my wife! and :)
Y is OMG. When did you get married? 0 - O
X is a good name xD

News of Yandex
"In Zaporozhye, police and ambulance were chasing a wounded suicide man"

Opinions about the router:
The advantage is stability!
Disadvantages: You can’t get into the water :D

Screenshot from the film Skyline:
In the struggle with aliens, the atomic bomb did not help us, so we recorded their handball.

I found a black man's socks.
I think she produces them.

The channel is a portal system.

How to determine the size of a person? Maybe somebody will tell me;))
Artem: For reflection: the volume of the submerged body is equal to the volume of the displaced water. by Archimedes Mdzprčim
Vadim: Fuck, and I know, the jump of water displaced? Or you can make a cranky and pour it into the cranky))
Mindfully divide the body into elementary figures and, subtracting the sizes, calculate the volume of each, and then summarize.
Stephan: take a man, twist it completely, then scroll through the 3-liter banks and measure their quantity. A square meter is about 334 square meters.

Uraaaaaah, I first rolled a cup of tea OUT of the keyboard! ?

The law of wickedness: get rubella the day before rubella vaccination:(

<aaa> Title: All about quas / Quas preparation recipes / Quas "Moscow acid shields"
<bbb> Moscow sour ships are prepared very simply 8)
<bbb> you go to the subway in the morning
<bbb> and they are already there
<ccc> )

Call for technical support:
A: Hello, is this technical support? (with a very drunk voice)
B: No, this is psychiatric hospital No. 6* behind the ugar*
A: Then take me please, my personal account 1234
B: Hungary

mur_myau: One of my acquaintances has a hobbit folder on the flash drive.
Mur_myau: You can’t guess what’s inside.)
mur_myau: Airline route sheets in the word with a mark here and back. by Cheek:

I will say:

From Wikipedia:
Zeus had the time to tear her out of the womb a premature fetus, squeezed in his hip and successfully carried it. Thus, Dionysus was born by Zeus from a hip. When Zeus was suffering from childbirth, Poseidon served him with tuna.

Who knows what this has to do with tuna?!...

You know, pregnant women - they are so capricious!

I am the most of those who sit at the table with a towel and then suddenly fall into the soup with their face.

<9Enotov> here sometimes you it, overcome obstacles, and in the end it turns out that your princess is in another castle!
<Spiked> worse, if you have already achieved it, settled in your castle, and as a result she runs away with the sanitary...

Pope approves use of condoms
Millions of Catholics breathed with relief)))))

Google continues to burn: on request "scouting of wild pigs" second result "A brief history of Ukraine and Ukrainians"

xxx said the truth - got p*zdy
xxx: said a lie - got p*zdy a little later.

Commentary on the video of the accident:

The fools on the roads will fill the Russian land.
This is Kyrgyzstan
I am an imperialist.

Yesterday I drank cappuccino at a restaurant, today 3 in 1 at the factory behind the machine.
WOW: And how, is there a difference? and ;-)
HGH: there is
It is 113 rubles.