for it urgently.
and----
Anyone can offend a poet, but no one can pull a knife out of his back.
and----

It is not possible, before the arrival of doctors, to pull out foreign objects from a person, because bleeding can begin, which without professional training can not stop.
If the knife is in the wound, do not remove it. Fix with a thick bandage or patch so that it does not move, and immediately seek medical help.

This is:
... the man, breathing a joyful breath, by the gesture of the wizard, taking the rabbit out of his hat, gets from a black package a bottle of milk (950 ml) in which the level of urine is about the same as it is usually in the store at the milk in such a bottle.
and...
At our clinic, a man from the village came to take the tests. I don't know in which container he had the urine, but the feces he brought in a 750-gram bowl of marinated cucumbers. Note that this bank was filled up with analyses.
All who were in the hallway, and the medical staff and visitors, slipped on the floor in seizures.

News on Rambler: "In India found 24 gold slurries in the toilet of an airplane "
We have all the bricks, and they have all the bricks.

I work on the length of SCC. Sometimes (very rarely) in the houses of the old fund, the cable channels are blocked to such an extent that only the conductor passes. The cable is no longer there. It is customary to lubricate the cable with car oil. It works on ur. Five more pass after him. A couple of times it was not at hand. I took ordinary vegetables from subscribers. The effect is no worse. But he did not find him the other day either. Then I lubricated the cable with mayonnaise.
So now I wonder... What other culinary tricks to use in the installation business?

1) Registration in the territory of the Russian Federation of a new religion "Science"

2) In the charter we record all the scientific achievements of the last 5,000 years, led by the Enlightened Darwin.

3) We file a lawsuit on RENTV, TV3, Friendship, the Battle of Extracts, etc. for insulting the feelings of believers and heresy.

4) Profit

In the morning I go to work, it is still dark, in the evening I go out of work, it is already dark.
My husband says I’m a stuntman...

A compliment is a man’s attempt to put everything down on a woman.

Mother: I stumbled again! Why do you look at the sky all the time and don’t look at your feet at all? It’s about people like you who say, “It lives in the clouds.” What are you thinking about now?
My daughter, 10 years old: about pigs. Today I read that pigs have their necks so arranged that they cannot see the sky at all. never ever.
Mother :...

The introduction of electronic public services allows you to increase the staff of officials by three, the mess by five, and the services themselves do not provide at all, because the computer broke.

I just want to eat your brain.
Zombie: You are shooting at me from a rifle.
Zombie: Don’t do that.

We sit in the cafe, at the table in front of the child.
xxx: last ND I celebrated among the gay... Blind, child, will be planted.
YYY: Let’s replace them with "delphins"?
XXX is OK. Last year I celebrated in the company of dolphins. Friends from the MSK came to me and said, "We go to the dolphins, go with us." And in this dolphinary are such horrors...

The Youth Series of STS. One of the heroines, the daughter of the head of GIBDD has a white Mercedes for 2 million. The ruble. But the matter is not that. According to the film, the girl’s birthday is 18. She has been driving for a year now. A very true series.)
and.

Veda: But I do not claim...
Tiggs: So confirm it!
by Veda

I was wrapped........
I want to go to the cemetery for three days ?
in the silence)

You have to lie in the morrow for a few more days, and on the third day, though in the cemetery, music will play.

Honey to fuck!!!! to

Battleclown: Have you ever thought why in the middle of the band the midians are not mined and eaten? Midians, living in fresh water, all of wholly contain hyalurons...In general, a pleasant appetite!

sannjik: Damn...I in my childhood 35 years ago-eaten them only the noise stood, indeed on the fire were roasted, and then I think that I am such a lean-through worms I have... and fig with it.
Here I heard from one man a worm in his stomach lived... a man will make a butter with a sausage, only his mouth will bite out of his mouth with a river-quiac, a sausage with a baked bread will crush... And my smooth on the go... do not bite)))

XHH: When I worked as a registrar in the morga, we had a 2-metre forever unbarred sanitary by the nickname "Vitya-sweet ass". That the surroundings just did not think, and he just sat somehow on a spilled straw.

yyy: medusa - the sixth aggregate state of water (fifth - garlic)

The news:
The books of Sergey Yesenin, Ivan Bunin and Vladimir Nabokov were among the literature that the Prosecutor’s Office of Stavropol demanded to withdraw from school libraries for “erotics, mysticism, horrors and hooliganic poems.”
“We have now, if you look at the compilations, children aged 9-12 years commit theft. How, in your opinion, what did they read?” are the words of the senior assistant prosecutor, prosecutor!!! to
I think these are the authors of minors criminals and read, everyone, a collection of works.
The sleep of reason engenders extreme dolboebism.

to this:
of Novosibirsk.
The planning street goes parallel to itself and has a crossroads with itself.

Lurkmore
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Also about Yekaterinburg:
Street of the People’s Will. A street that emerges from nowhere and disappears nowhere five times. Having an office on the street of the People's Will means having an office with a real city address that no one will ever find, although it is his nѢt, nѢt. There is also a psychiatric hospital on this street, which suggests
The Miracle Street of Krestinsky, which itself is parallel, perpendicular, and crosses the street of Schwartz twice. But that’s all shit...
Even cooler is the case with Chuckaev Street, which is adjacent to the Cosmonaut Avenue in the Ordzhonikidzevsky district. It is parallel and perpendicular to itself five times and crosses itself four times! It remains only to guess - what smokers and architects smoked when it was built. On this street there is everything for the healing of the spirit: here in a row are a mosque, a church and a bath.

Interesting thing about life.
Today, around 11 o’clock, at the time of visiting the bathroom on a known occasion, I was discovered negligence and disregard of households in relation to the availability of Special Purpose funds. In-depth analysis showed the absence of any kind of unnecessary papers in the house, except for a stack of norm-controlled draft schrenovik, in respect of which there was later an act of vandalism. In fact, I can say that this may have been the only meaningful use of a bachelor’s degree for the benefit of this country.