Conversation with Mom:
she: "what are you sitting at home today?" I: "yes" and at this time I turn off the heater with the words "the consumer of electricity" after that I go for a cotton blanket so that at night you don’t freeze...here she asks: "when you were in the club last time" I: "where half a year ago"...she: "you’re old...you’re not going to the clubs...you’re sitting at home...you’re saving electricity....welcome to our ranks"

Are your machines eating your socks?
Yesterday launched children's underwear, after washing I got - among T-shirts and trousers found a male black socks
I think she produces them.

xxx(01:38:16 05/07/2007)Listen, and maybe we get married!
xxx(01:39:24 05/07/2007)No, I am serious, go out for me!!! to
yyy(12:01:56 17/11/2010)therefore, I agree :-)
xxx(12:46:17 17/11/2010)yeye... apparently you thought well, only "bulls in time kiss", I’m already raising my daughter...

We are lying, but we are looking for a sincere look.
by Martin

My uncle told me the story. During his student years, his friend (a political student) agreed to look after the apartment of relatives (aunt and uncle) who were leaving for a vacation. The friend himself lived in the dormitory, and the prospect was incredibly pleased. The family had a family: a cat.
And a couple of puppets. My aunt gave instructions:
This is the money you have for food, this is the meat for the cat.
It only eats meat, and it’s food for puppets.
My uncle and aunt went south. He stayed alone in a beautiful apartment. Two days of drinking (with active use of alcoholic beverages, and how much without them!). The money left by my aunt was all spent. The next day, my own money was exhausted. Eating is hunting. He ate meat intended for the cat, then began cooking the cabbage from the food for the paparazzi. By the time of arrival of relatives, the cat (who previously could curl his nose from cutting) was actively eating salted cucumbers, and the papagaies were delighted with the tiny pieces from the table. Poor non-separators lost weight and lost part of their feathers. And then came the day of arrival. Uncle and aunt looked around the clean washed apartment (the student tried). And then the aunt saw a cat eating his salt cucumbers:
What is it? What he eats? The Oak? The salt?
Students with an unfavorable view:
Probably lack of vitamins.
When I saw the puppy:
Why are poppies so thin and sluggish?
- They were bored, they ate nothing, absolutely... I was surprised... birds, and so on.
The loyalty...
My aunt blinked.
Popcorns were fed. They ate so much that they could not take off, but only sat in a cage, not believing in their happiness. The cat, after this story, began to do nuts on a black day (after the couch, the closet, etc.). D is Nits, naturally spoiled, issuing an untransmitted amber.
P.S The student was no longer asked to take care of the apartment and animals.

At the фепмепа in Kansas, the upagan sang from the house a graceful hymn. On the advice of the puga, he took the fossilized pipe to Detroit in a car repair masterpiece. Two days later, he received a written response: “We couldn’t tell what happened to your car, but it will be ready over the next day.”

She: We’re not in such an intimate relationship yet that I can show you my photos without Photoshop!

Mr. KotoFF: How can these beautiful, smart, incredibly decent, furiously successful women with enormous prospects...be able to accept that they have to fuck???? to

In the bazar the small runs in the ranks, the sellers cater to him. What a beautiful apple! Oh, Mom, what a small cucumbers! What a little pepper! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to

I got into the DTP:( explanatory:"I went out of the courtyard immediately in the third row and was PODBIT by the car of Lada Kalina"! The Gaec was in shock...after 10 minutes of laughter he asked if he hit you with a grenade?

Repair of mobile phones:
30 March 2010

The action! Everyone who bought two screens for the price of four-thirds - as a gift!

My 2nd grade brother told me a joke.

I: Talk to the schoolchildren of the junior classes:
- Imagine, Mashenka, yesterday I made a minet to the Wolf in the hallway!
What is a foyer?
Brother: And what is a foyer?

If you want to start bringing order in the forces in your city, you have to kill 12 people. No other way...

Yesterday I was a girl at the table.
xxx: the chewing
YYY: Did you leave?

Let us meet.
No, I can't Serez I love Eddie
M. I also wanted to be called Edik ((

thx(01:33:46 20/11/2010)
I want to sweat

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I will go.

whey(01:35:54 20/11/2010)
Go to)

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The head was washed)

Wicked(02:07:20 20/11/2010)
With water though?

Qqq: Ha, throw it off, a baby has already been born in the House 2!
WWW: WOW to you!! to
QQQ :?
The Truman Show is Beginning!!! to

XXX: We will never see you.
XX: The Earth is round.
YYY: The meaning of it?
XXX: And no sense, it is a fact.

Worse than a husband who does not come home on time, can only be a husband who does not come home on time.
It does not come on time.

Yesterday Hohma was... we and one girl were very romantic fucking. She says, I want to squeeze.
And I remember by several ladies that when they wanted to suck, they ended quickly and madly. I let her hammer. She lies on her back, so smogging on me... Well, I think this isn’t one of those who end up lying, lying, suffering, and I fucking her, shit. X% I pull out, sit next to me and say: go, sit!
She looked at me and went to the toilet.
Three minutes later he comes, lies next to him... and then asks, “Why did you send me to suck, I don’t understand at all?”! to
You said, I want to sit!
I said, I want to go back!! to
Fuck how we roasted!
She is still grinding, went to the toilet on the machine, I sit on the toilet, I think he has it? Per he invented...