From Habr:
XXX: I knew that a TV speaker was watching me!
YYY :
You are looking at the latest news...
The Demon!! How do you know?!!! to

Small household...
We need to wash the cat.
Washing the green?
She actually has a bit of shit in her ear.
The wool?
In the ear :D
WOW: on the feet
WOW: in the eye
On the fingers of the fingernails
In the ass of the face
Q: What other ass face?
Ordinary ass
The neck is called

XXX: Department of Computer security we have introduced new rules that, after their implementation, stopped the operation of their own software
XX: Joy for the entire IBM

Attention colleagues! It is better not to go to the toilet now! You know who was there. And you know why!

Well, the first 15 seasons are very boring, so they don’t stick.

From the hubby, from the second theme about the arrival of a smartphone for the RZD:

"A charging glass is used to charge the battery"

Lostinfuture: A glass, hopefully, with a firm glass?and :-)

Vasiko: A moderator is a person who prays for endless patience...and dreams of endless ammunition!

I heard a new date of the end of the world said
Scandinavian Mythology: Wolf Fenrir Killed Odin 22 February 2014
WOW: Let's mark the end of the world :) We are not used to it))

Sexual minorities are being discussed, the degree of atmosphere is rising:
Fuck them, these pirates!
You won’t believe...

Stages of skill in third heroes:
Learn to play for life.
Learn to play black dragons.
Learn to play for archangels.
Learned to play

here here :
and----
I had to read all the Harry Potter books and watch all the movies to understand what the two-year-old was trying to talk to me about.
God, when will my Harry Potter grow up? I can't talk about SpongeBob and Pony anymore :(
and----
If SpongeBob and the Pony are up to 25 years old

In the evening, Nevsky Prospect. There are two guys: one with a guitar in front, the other with a capo.
- Guys, support the musician, or he doesn't want to play, it's cold, it's crazy, on the street...

Q: At what university do you study?
WOW: Engineering Psychology
xxx: immediately imagined a course on the topic "The relationship of the hexagon in conditions of friction and high humidity"

This is:

I do not smoke myself. So stay away from smokers. It is not possible in the establishments, there is a closed space. What hindered you on the street? You suffer much more from exhaust gases. Everyone is driving and everyone is silent.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
It would put you in a crowd at a stop or on a pedestal, when in this crowd a couple of smart men stands and smokes and cares about those who are nearby.

Again for the backward, no one will ever say anything bad if the smoker departs from the stop for a couple of meters and will smoke there, and not in the crowd. Respect the others.

Lenochka Vladimirovna, my joy!
xxx: I understand that you are in the picture, you have two higher ones there, a pink mini and a picnic...
xxx: But if you start the quarterly hedge report again with the words "Hello dear diary," I will personally chase you through the parking lot to the door.
YYY: Is there something wrong there?
I’ll go to the devil’s mother!! to

Naska: so bassists and drummers should have more babs, because they know how to keep the rhythm :D

to this:
According to British scientists, the end of the world will occur on February 22 next year. Scientists studying the ancient legends of the Vikings calculated that the end of the world – Ragnarek will happen in 98 days. According to legend, the end of the world will be preceded by a number of signs, including three cold winters. According to Professor Daniel Daglen of the Norwegian Center for Viking Studies, these signs and signs are observed by people now.

So in Sochi will be the closing of the Winter Olympics. I did not pay.)

Remember the movie about Phileas Fogg?
XXX: So here, the Post of Russia is making a sequel
From China in 80 days (

Inscription on the office door: "Group of extended day"

A colleague told me. Walked on the “Mascarade” by Lermontov, next to them were young girls about 20 years old. After the spectacle, the band goes out for worship, with them - the director, who, accordingly, the audience did not see. There will be a dialogue
First girl: who is it?
2nd girl: I don’t know. Maybe Lermontov.