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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12370
 09.11.2008
Taizé
Abbott Abbott
It is study and play.
Abbott Abbott
Children know the alphabet.
Priestly
Is there a new dealer?
Taizé
Yes is
Taizé
The Maniac Valeria
Priestly
Did you put it on the page under the booklet too?

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12369
 09.11.2008
Yesterday we come in the evening to the Moscow station, we buy tickets, before departure only a few minutes, we pass the turnikets, we run out on the peron.... there two electric cars stand... we run to the first: it is written in a running line: TO BERLIN... the second, respectively, our on Volkhovstroy... damn we 20 minutes read all the stations on Len. The area... there is no Berlin... and she left 2 minutes before we left and empty... what fucking was it? O_O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12368
 09.11.2008
ALESKEY: I was in the bus today, the people were dark, somewhat pressed on the back seat. Next to the mother with the child. I feel like something is burning. In your pocket, the phone seems to be ringing. She says so quietly, without turning: it's not in my pocket and not a phone... Asking what it was, I was somehow shy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12367
 09.11.2008
I learned that Obama was elected president only by reading the book.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12366
 09.11.2008
I bought in the store, came home, threw them on the table, and not put them in the refrigerator, distracted.
I sat in the inette, thought it was time to eat, I watched, and the peelings turned into one big piece...
The mixer did not fail, took the scale, scattered this "mass" on the contrary, scattered from above cheese, sausages, tomatoes, more cheese and put it in the oven.
and Bleach! I have never eaten such delicious pizza in my life.

Maniac

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12365
 09.11.2008
Stirling ‎(16:45):
Do you mean yours? Or specifically call
^ HoliC^ ‎(16:46):
blyat' I now understand our teacher in Russian more than ever

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12364
 09.11.2008
Access to the FSB database is now paid.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12363
 09.11.2008
mint chocolate (00:31:04 1/11/2008)
You are my hero!)

Sally (00:33:10 1/11/2008)
Certainly?

mint chocolate (00:34:04 1/11/2008)
I mean))

Sanke (00:34:15 1/11/2008)
Who was yesterday?

mint chocolate (00:34:43 1/11/2008)
I loved girls yesterday ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12362
 09.11.2008
BETman: once on our someone twisted the lamp of daylight.Beautiful such, dear.Laughed, because everyone knows that in our entrance some unfathomable passenger is constantly pissing the lamps.Logically, that in a couple of days there was no lamp))).But yesterday, returning at night home and accidentally noticing the unusual daylight flowing from the window of the 5th floor, understood the clever idea of the man who hanged this lamp on our floor.Wow, whoever you were-respect you of all the inhabitants of the apartments (except one on the 5th floor) of our entrance!)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12361
 09.11.2008
Interesting on the mail banner: The baby grew up from a slide? What to do with him?
Sold in the barracks! Part of the box :)))

I hope they still meant the slides... :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12360
 09.11.2008
Now Zhirinovsky will speak not "Bush -the fucking cowboy", but "Obama -the sweaty Negro".)))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12359
 09.11.2008
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Q: Fuck, you go to the ass with your spurs, you don’t have enough of what we write in the 404 audience?? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12358
 09.11.2008
One of my impressive friends played a foll3 and wrote to me:

Carefully walking through the Super-Pupper market, I ran into a women’s toilet. There was hiding some bad raider, and for this he received 4 healing bullets in the head area. After examining the headless corpse, I looked around, found a screw, a couple of covers, and began to inspect the toilet cabins. Then I made a terrible mistake.
Obeying the established habit of trying to use everything, I approached the toilet. I looked at him. A terrible damn blow, filled with a sinister dim yellow jade, give, think, shake - and throw "action"
The next two seconds were the worst in my life.
My character fell on his knees and started drinking from there!
His hands trembled.
Tonight I will have nightmares.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12357
 09.11.2008
I love you, Sunny!
YYY: I’m also your leg.
My son is my son ?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: Lan I go fucking

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №12356
 09.11.2008
If the world is owned by the one who owns the information, the information is owned by the one who owns the information.

The one with a TV in his hands.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12355
 09.11.2008
http://community.livejournal.com/ru_childfree/1233942.html?thread=75711510#t75711510



told a friend who served in the navy and their ship entered the

and Japan. It was at the end of the Soviet period. Nothing in Russia.

has been. And our sailors, if possible, gathered all the equipment there. So here

One of our sailors bought a refrigerator. For some reason he

Delivering the refrigerator to the ship. Maybe in Japan.

There was no delivery, I don’t know. So he rented a bicycle.

In some unthinkable way, he twisted the refrigerator to the large, putting

Vertical to the seat. I started this complex construction carefully.

Go to the port. He walked by himself, holding the wheel with one hand.

The second is a two-meter refrigerator. The road passed through

The underground tunnel.

So he went, went, went. He walked very slowly because he was very afraid of falling.

A precious refrigerator. The tunnel was long and manly.

In the middle of the road, I noticed that the reverse side is tight.

The flow of cars, and to his side, no one. Only him. Then he stopped and

I slowly turned my head back and looked. was behind him.

A thousand kilometers long column of cars that followed him. Hundreds of cars

They were driving like ghosts at a speed of a kilometer per hour. The man was shocked before

The depths of the soul. Then everybody was upset – "no, they’d even kick, or I’d.

I felt so dumb when I turned around, still ashamed"

and ?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12354
 09.11.2008
Mike Tyson’s grandmother puts his grandson to sleep with two beats.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12353
 09.11.2008
I am created for marriage.
The third kind is not marriage.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12352
 09.11.2008
[ came drunk to the pharmacy with a companion, there is an intimate goods department]

Comrade: em em em how much does a rubber rubber cost?
Young man, are you not ashamed to argue?
Do you not be ashamed of selling rubber?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12351
 09.11.2008
Playa... put a new widget, bought 2 GB of apparatus, now I have 4 of them, the landscape with the maximum parameters is running, pleased, but the quip stucco ignited: "Error. Too many animated smiles. Use static smiles." So how do I live with it now? O_O

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