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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89880
 18.11.2013
A few days you won't drink - and immediately health doesn't bother, a good morning, a good mood, energy - at least give away! Life is so beautiful! :)
YYY: And you think right away, maybe a beer?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №89879
 18.11.2013
Who made the orders?
Tagged: light
Do we need food for cats with genitourinary problems?
WOW: Yes
xxxh: it is written here, "feed for urogenital cats"...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89878
 18.11.2013
No, I understand everything... I respect people who try to think, though nothing, and write “why”.
But ethical compot, how can you write "Sheremetyeh-2"???! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №89877
 18.11.2013
I barely laughed...
I got my iPhone 5 for repair. is not included. I asked in advance what happened.
I stayed there for two hours and dropped...
Someone told the blonde that this model sometimes swallows, and in order to cure it, it needs to be heated in the microwave.
What was done.
Here, I wait for the hands to start listening after the whisper to see if all the paths on the plate have burned. Just for interest.
Yes... apparently, our undereducation with a hundred percent guarantee releases clinical idiots.

[ + 45 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89876
 18.11.2013
to this:

>> He took the children to the circus on the copper. In the arena of canoes. Sprechtalmeister announces the "death number" - a pyramid of 4 people.

How, well KAAAAAK could be written "on copper" (!!!) - and immediately after that to write a sprinklemaster without a single mistake?!! How?! My world is broken :(

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89875
 18.11.2013
by JJ
The unsaturated Google Maps reached our suburban impasse and photographed my home and the site with disgracefully large plans. Now new careers: - Let's get this dried bush finally cleaned, before Google uncomfortable!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89874
 18.11.2013
From the section of self-publishing:
XX: Question to the authors. What type of text editor do you use? I just write on word and there are too many mistakes. Could you suggest an alternative? And the deduction helps me little yet the whole sea of mistakes remains.
A suitable alternative is the purchase of a textbook of the Russian language and its study.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89873
 18.11.2013
How I Overcame the 4GB Limit on Windows XP 32bit.

The first comment:

wscms
What a low fraud.
Half of fun

and A.S. Pushkin

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89872
 18.11.2013
Today I learned a new expression: instead of the simple "to fuck it knows", you can say " at the moment this is the cause of discussions".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89871
 18.11.2013
Someone, like the author, thought I was looking at her too. I was rude at her and her throwing the frogs in the miniature.
I looked at the wall because I was doing gymnastics for the eyes.
She invented herself...
— — —
It was you who invented it, and she did gymnastics for beds.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №89870
 18.11.2013
One day, my friend and I found a cassette with a porn movie from our parents and turned it on, we were five or six years old. She immediately cried out, “I think they’re cutting meat there!” and we turned it off.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №89869
 18.11.2013
Mikropolyp Gundyaev in the television program "The Word of the Shepherd" fed the herd with the assertion that even a fire angel who descended on the Red Square will not convince the stubborn unbelievers of the existence of God.

Gundyaev did not specify that it will not convince the "insistent" - from what point a certain fire miracle-judo on the Red Square should testify to someone about Christ? Would anyone take him for the fire of Jinn and immediately convert to Islam? And the rest will rather take for a high-quality laser hologram (well, until the angel begins with the Lord's love of gray and killing everyone to the right and left - then they will understand that aliens have attacked)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №89868
 18.11.2013
It is not "transformed". I went out in the morning and it was frozen. He took the car, followed his seven-year-old son and took him to school. Along the way there is a breakdown with a descent to the lower level by 270 degrees. I go into it smoothly, so that it doesn’t fall, but the back of the car still “threw” and I go through the entire descent in a spectacular takeover worthy of any Hollywood movie. Realizing that next time may not be lucky, and someone may suffer, I give a thought out loud:
I need to change clothes.
And I will change my clothes".

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №89867
 18.11.2013
xxx : Our boss has a birthday today, we all office congratulations him and want to order the song of the band Pilot - "The Mad Live Easy"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89866
 18.11.2013
My friend has been in the U.S. for many years, used to drinking drinks with ice or from the refrigerator. But whenever she comes home, to her mother, and climbs into the refrigerator, her mother says, "Don't drink cold, you will get sick!" You can’t listen to my mom :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89865
 18.11.2013
It is naive:

The one who puts it in trouble:

I’ve seen a lot on the internet, but here’s the ad:
Great Orthodox action at the Darwin Museum!!and "
It really put me in an impasse.

At the end of his life, Darwin abandoned all his research and struck into religion. In fact, people did not notice it. Learn better.

__________________

I never refused. Do not read the Orthodox brochures anymore.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №89864
 18.11.2013
From the forum, discussion of the professional successes of forumchants in their activities. One of the ovates:

26 years old, various boxes

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №89863
 18.11.2013
You are dietary food for zombies
YYY: What is it?
You have no brains!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89862
 18.11.2013
We had a fun group. Some names are worth. Emilia, Arthur (he was from Kemin), Eduard (from Osha), Zulkumar, Jeannat and Cholponbayev Cholpon. Simple, good guys, only the parents were sophisticated once and all happened to be in the same group.
Another friend of the family is called Ichtiander. He does not know how to swim at all.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89861
 18.11.2013
The man has two modes: tractor and tractor. The first fucking, the second fucking.

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