Straga: From the Leningrad station this morning all electric buses were delayed. This was not the case with Obama.

Tagged with: "Keep the mark!"

Claymore: "I have dreamed of working at the Posthumous desk since childhood! We were even fed lemons to train the expression of the face!" Something reminds me... some domestic organization...

Outsider: I love it!

I moved from one unit to another on my birthday. Specifically, she got up early, wore a dress dress with a strap and came to work, hanging up with tastes. Half of the sweets were left in the old department, the second I pulled into the new department.



Two hours later I had to go to the new department for papers. Although I tried not to distract people from work, I was still noticed:

and Svetlana! Ruslan said, desperately wearing a spoonful in a fine piece of cream cake. I really feel that we will work.

Discussion of the series:
HH: How will it affect afterwards? Will the secret be revealed?
He was killed :(
zzz: Thank you dear man for the spoiler without cat. As the shades of hair in the nostrils of the Chinese emperor discussed, so the cat, and about death without the cat.

Hypermarkets and network shops in a town of 25 thousand people, and still in the ass of the world? No network will go there. And if it goes, it will quickly stifle all these IPs and become a monopolist with even higher prices and low quality.

Comments on Yandex maps:
- The left row, the gazelle hit the logan.
The child has already swallowed.
I am being mined.)
And to me?

The fucking:

Manufacturers think and don’t break the children’s heads.
A 4-year-old daughter can’t understand why dolls are called bratz when they’re actually sisters!

Yes, because brat is translated as “a broken child” and has nothing to do with brothers and sisters.

XXX: Work is a shit
You’re just 5 days a week, you don’t do stupid work.

I will avenge, and my vengeance will be terrible.
YYYYYYYYYYYY?
zzz: By the way, you knew that Mda is the left side of Msta (Novgor. and обл.Is it falling into the Wonder Lake?

I eat crab sticks.only in taste they are neither fige nor crab, although I did not eat crabs, but I doubt that they taste soap.

A friend told me the story. He is already in his age, accordingly, the story happened in the last century, when he was studying at the institute.

Lectures on Mat. The analysis. Prepod tells something, writes on a board. Then suddenly he dies, and without saying a word, flows out of the audience.

The reason came to light later. It turned out that he was driving with his granddaughter in a tram, taking her to the garden. On the way, he saw his institute and left. And about the granddaughter I remembered only in the middle of the lecture and ran to look for her. She, in turn, did not get confused and went to the right stop. So it all ended safely.

Today at training I watch, a man alone, doing exercise after exercise, almost without a break. in a circle. I stand, I am really surprised by the man's length, and it became interesting, I ask him (I am I, M is a man).

I am what you have, Crossfit?

M - No, it's called you need an hour and 45 minutes to get the little one from another workout.

Me and my girlfriend. She read the book “Fantastic Beasts and Where They Live” and I slept. I woke up and she asked me:

Do you think there are any fantastic creatures in the world?

Without thinking he replied:

Look in the mirror.

I thought there would be a scandal. But she stood up and looked under the corner so that she could see me.

And indeed. Go browse, the snowman.

Sometimes I feel like a witch. There was something huge and striking in the kitchen, and it started to revolve around the lamp. After applying the anti-aircraft missile towel, it was embarrassed to hang on the back on the floor. It turned out to be a frog with horns like a frog. Deported to the fortress.
In a few minutes it will fly again. And even the expedition and his friend brought - while he was thrown out, a new hernia is already circling. Well, or managed to fly back straight away.
He passed the badminton pass for the third time — and lost sight.
And the silence.
The cat is already connected, at least the black box is found. And he sits, therefore, on a towel, grabbed and looks pleasantly with black eyes. Well, not to leave it, or else the chips will have to be shared.
Mareshev was placed outside the window and stunned by the controller from the window, and he never returned. Probably offended.
Searched in Google, as his passport, turned out to be a banal May bug. That is how we met.

In the United States, the black strip ends and the red strip begins.

I live in the city of Zaporozhye, we have a bandit district with the glorious name Pavlo-Kichkas, further from the words of a friend. By the way, he works in a wholesale food warehouse, that is, he spends every day in the car, transports the goods through shops, kiosks, etc.
We drove on orders, went to Kichkas, while the partner unloaded the goods - I was sitting smoking in the car, where I watched the whole picture. The kiosk to which we brought the goods was directly at the tram stop. Nearby, in the 50s, there was a semi-dival institution with the proud name "Stopka", in the common people called the gentle. Here I sit, I smoke, and I see a menta bean coming in to this "restaurant", from there the mint comes out, the driver remains in the car. The sergeant fixed the cardboard and went down to the same stop. A minute after 5 comes out, but no longer alone, but he leads some grandfather, well understood. The grandfather does not resist, goes calmly, gradually. Here they approach the car, mint opens the "booth" and tries to get the grandfather there. The grandfather said to him, “Our grandson, you see, I’m already old... come in first, give me a hand.” Mint jumps up, does not have time to turn, as the grandfather quite sharply clamps the door (for those who do not know, it does not open from the inside), knocks a fist on the board and with a loud voice says, "STOP!!!" The driver without a back-thinking begins to drive, the grandfather sits quickly in the tram that has arrived and drops. Within 15 meters, the bottle brakes, the driver falls out of it, in terrible seizures barely adds to the back door, opens... I thought, now the grandfather will be a huge crash... I was wrong, the second mint was broken no less. And grandfather, if I meet, I will personally feed, drink, and give more money.

Russian scientists with the help of an electronic microscope read the notes in the loan contract.

The visit to Tretyakovka did not go without discussions about whose ticket.
On two were depicted "Grachi arrived", and on the third, which fell into the hands of Kate, "Black Square" of Malevich.

Katya, outraged by injustice: I have paintings, but I do not eat!
Katya, you also have a painting – Black Square!
You have a cardiac, and I have nothing painted!! to

XXX: There are no unwanted ones.
YYY: Right by Freud reservation.

As long as optimists feed you with myths about “somebody else is worse,” you won’t notice how you’ve gotten worse than this mythical “somebody else.”