Every day I go to work at nine in the morning.
At this time, a cleaner, a woman aged 50-55, usually leaves, who cleans all our offices before the start of the working day. Almost every day I meet her at the entrance of the office center building. She is always following a man who carries large plastic bags with garbage. Also at age.
I always thought it was just a cleaner, a full-time employee of the business department. But at the same time he is always dressed decently, and after our morning meeting he does not appear again.
Recently, I learned that it turned out to be the husband of our cleaner. A man works in a completely different place, but every morning at seven o’clock he comes with his wife and helps her clean up and take out the garbage, and then goes to work.
It made me think.

Are you without a king in your head?
is not true. There is a constitutional monarchy.
How to understand?
The king seems to be there, but the real power is in the cockroaches.

Have fun with Mr. Spoiler!
You know the end much faster!
The spoiler!

He poured another six times comp in chess... decided to resort to chit-mears. In the game there is a button "go for me computer". I launched a new batch, and from the beginning I only regretted this button. The computer finally broke out! He swallowed capital! My figures...

How to dress the tree in the year of the goat 2015
tk. Definitely your favorite horse (if you have it) will climb under the tree, smell it, in general, just spend time near or under it - must be dominated by balls of matte white on the lower branches. This color causes calm in most animals, and the maturity will not get into the eyes and irritate the glow.

What to put on the table in the year of a goat?
On the table must predominate the favorite dish of the goat - fish.
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Do you have a favorite horse? =) is
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A goat eating fish – what is it?

19:45:59 daniellya : sho for Georgians
19:46:23 Tanzen : the shodzho-Georgian?
19:47:17 Tanzen : "I am carrying you up in the name of the Caucasian mountains, wow! Sally Mino!"

>> put on a whole bowl, heated up and started eating O_O
>> I haven't had such a compliment for a long time.

I read it three times, very carefully. I didn’t see anything surprising or funny in this situation. What exactly surprised you? The man came from work, he warmed his sauce and ate. and what?
And most importantly, what did you see here as a compliment? What do you have besides the cold morning cakes?

xxx: How did you correctly adjust the bicycle, adjust the spikes and form the correct landing?
yyy: Bicycle from the bottom, positioner from the top. I think this is the most effective wheel position.
ZZZ is an important addition. Bicycle between the legs.

My son is 5 years old and remembers everything and everywhere. One day, I saw another advertisement for toys: "Buy, buy, buy?and "
I answer: "I will soon receive the prize and buy it".
Son, widening his eyes: "The Nobel Prize?"

If you live calmly and measurably, you become a vegetable.
xxx: so don’t shrink
Suddenly, I dream of being a bacon.
xxx: the color of the circles under your eyes should be brighter, but overall you have a chance)

The dumb cock in the morning vibrates (c) Record

Once known
American "translated" to me
What the English said.
from London. I do not summon her.
I know, but this is an American.
and calm. I think everyone
Visited abroad
There will be such an example
of misunderstanding.
For the sake of justice,
I will give another example. by
Defense of a dissertation
A young man from
People of Uzbekistan
The understanding of him.
Very peculiar
The Russian language. But when
colleagues from Tashkent said,
This young man in
Uzbek says the same.
I don’t understand how in Russian.
They all laughed long. A is
The dissertation was very
A good...

DoG: o, estimate
DoG: (link to the website of the online store of knives. Foldable knife made entirely of wood
R240: Get out of it! The wooden knife.
P-240: But...what else can we expect after rubber bars, non-alcoholic beer and e-cigarettes?

Koala did not know whom she was hugging.
to whom he gave his mercy.
And if Koala Would Read the Echo,
Coal would have died of horror.

The news is strange:
A resident of the Arkhangelsk region to the police about theft of cannabis.

xxx: Yesterday on the track, in several sections on the sidelines were pits of sand in groups of 5-7 pieces. In fact, all the clusters of the same size, liters of 40 each. The distance between the squares is the same, 3 meters. Each piece has a sign "Sand". The WTF?
Yyy: The captain obviously had fun.

Habr, article on health:
Q: Why is it a bad habit?
ууу: improper use of matte can lead to facial injuries.

In the journey:
What a delicious soup!
But you haven’t tried yet!
Don’t stop me from dreaming!

It’s like a bullshit in the hallway!! to
And what did you do?
How what? I was scared!

(This is not a quote)

In German, cat is Katze and cat is Kater.
...Until recently you can say accidentally did not find the second meaning of the word "Kater" in the dictionary. Especially the Mushroom. And the stable phrase "Ich habe einen Kater", which means not at all "I have a cat", as I always thought, and not at all the refined "I’m from the beard"... And after all, no dog has said! :D

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I stumbled upon that quote and grabbed my head. For several years I have used on various Internet resources the original nick Lustig Kater, which, as I thought, translates as "Awesome Cat"... and in fact, not at all a cat (
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What are you like kids? In all languages there are words with a million meanings. The meaning is understood from the context. “Ich habe einen Kater” is not a consistent expression, but simply an example of usage. If you say in Russian "I added hernia to soup", you won’t think about the genitals, right?

P.S It will be right "Lustiger Kater", because the inclination of adjectives.

Sorry for the offset: