The dialogue:

Will you go to the buyer?
to hunt?

I was given a toy on which I could write words.
YYY: And what then?
xxx: So in the morning I woke up and almost got mad when the bear said to me, “Stop whipping, go to work.”

The second stage of the "Hero Runet" prize is being held. Cat Manul is in 2nd place. Why am I proposing to support him? Manuels remained about 2,500 individuals. They are on the verge of disappearance. It is listed in the Red Book with the status of "close to threatened".
The contest organizers promise:

For the first time, the winner of the prize will receive 100 TV shows on the federal channel.
Together with the hero, we will record an exclusive video, which can be seen by the viewers of our great country!

I think it will not only be interesting, but also, thanks to attention, may help protect them from extinction.

Support the Cat Manual!

stalker2511 (21:14:11 12/11/2009)
My cat liked the cocktail.

Lice (21:14:23 12/11/2009)
and uranium

stalker2511 (21:14:59 12/11/2009)
now it became more convenient for him to hit the wallpaper higher.he rests on it and breaks where he could have the current in the jump,SUKAAAAAAA!!!! to

Ladies and Gentlemen (21:15:54 12/11/2009)
Medea

“Stuck, I’m scared... we’re going to have a new Sisadmin. The Trojan I.
I can’t talk about antivirus without laughing.)

He: I sit in a chair, turn on the music and look at you.
She: I slowly spread the gymnast under the sounds of the Soviet march.

About a thankful sign to polite car owners: in the states in such cases, the hand is raised, turning the open palm to the driver. Borrowing a good behavior? (Please take a plus)

In my head, no-be-yes!
Dragon: Because you are a director-to-ra assistant!

The Pizzeria! Where are we turning?
Deputies of the Sverdlovsk regional Duma insured themselves from the budget from rape, getting foreign objects in the throat, from a lightning blow, and something else there.
So I want to get one caught, pulled in the ass and gently on the ear to him:"And now go for the insurance, Pidoras!"

From the news:
The Kurils from the earthquake float to the shores of Russia, Japan is upset by such a natural phenomenon.

XHH: Japan will also soon be attacked to the Primorsky Territory. would be useful.

You are like Sakura.
Anya: and Pachimuou?
MD: You are beautiful... very beautiful! There is only one problem: you are a tree.

Oh guys, would you know what it feels like when you have a pale nature, but a 100% morality?

You can’t drink, you’re bad.
Did you see me drunk?
She : Why? I see you sober.

Would you take a dolphin?
In the bathroom, I have dreamed all my life.
I go to sleep and see when I can have a dolphin.
NN: They’re just so gorgeous.
There is no better and smarter animal.
CHC: Well of course!
I still need to buy a large pelvis for the dolphin, so that when I am going to wash, from the bath to transfer it to the pelvis.

Forbes magazine has published a list of the most influential people in the world.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin – 3 place.
Dmitry Medvedev – 43

And the most terrifying thing I learned from the ads is that bacteria live under the toilet and multiply in the mouth.

Humor does not contain.

I know why all men are goats!! to

Because the cute-girls-no-pretense-with-feeling-humour-sympathetic-smart and will not look at the ordinary guy, not finally distracted by the female attention, not attending noisy parties, who in life is just doing his business and does not try to prove anything to anyone.
For a guy with a healthy self-esteem who does not build out of himself a bride.
All girls, no matter how smart they are, look primarily at brutal males/high-strength-intelligent.
Not the usual.
When I started dating a boy at sixteen, he had no idea of himself.
All of my friends turned their fingers at the whisky and called me ‘helper’ behind my back.

Now my abandoned, divorced, offended, goats-all friends envy me. Because he is smart, beautiful (dressed and pumped a bit:), he gives me flowers and wears it on his arms.
So is.
You have to look in the eyes. With good and smart eyes.

The soul of a woman is light and always inclined to corruption: there is no man in the life, that is, a man, but there is no life.

Yesterday morning I burned my lower lip to a blister state when I tried to see if the pasta was ready (in shape of shells). There was a hot boil in the shell and my "%:ICE!!!!!!!It was heard in the neighboring apartments exactly...
I came to work with a blister. The blister should be said to be not very visible - yes, white swelling. However, it hurts, shit, very hard and I constantly lick it.
At the end of the working day, my boss (a very sweet woman) finally notices that something is wrong with me - angry, dumb, licking my lower lip, I answer questions unambiguously like: "Go to her..." and I have to tell you that, "nothing personal - just the lip. her mother... hurts a lot".
She immediately advises me to soak my lips before bed with vaseline (Ha-ha! I’m glad I didn’t burn my ass.
In short, we talked and broke up, the rest of the day flew unnoticed and I went home. My boss was leaving the room at the same time as me. There are a lot of people in the hallway rushing out of the office.
"We’ll see you!" – I’ll put her on the move.
“Don’t forget the vaseline!” she replied to me and switched to a conversation with her friend who was walking next door.

A lot of people have looked at me with interest.

Girl to Boy:
“Look, it’s a rainbow! She was fucking!