Do you speak language barriers?
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You put them yourself without learning the language spoken by 90% of the world’s adequate population.
WOW: Do they not teach Russian in which 90% of the inadequate is spoken?

Another nail in the garden of Sber. I myself served in another bank, and there was no time - decided to pay for the apartment. Lunch is naive. He went in - a fireplace hit his nose, as if 40 dumbels after the march were immediately removed. 50 meters 80 people. On the floor of the giant is simple!They work 2 boxes of 5. On one, an extremely humpy virgin, on the other, a guy with ethnic roots, clearly under Dimedrol. It would not even be taken in the mud at McDougall. In the hall 3 terminals - one does not work, to the other two - 10 people. The first in the row is a aunt who trips on the phone, does not press the buttons and shows facts to all dissatisfied! This theatre of absurdity has been around for 170 years! Do you know about the abolition of serfdom law, Mr. Greff? Or will the Holocaust be like that?

Vvv: In school, children were given the task: to draw any animal. The smart-daughter depicted the "dragon" (Uroboros), the young son painted the "pingvin" (Tux). Aunt-psychologist interpreted this respectively as ‘closure, neophobia’ and ‘cold, escape from reality’, on the basis of which she made a psychological portrait of the father of the family. How can I now explain to this chicken and her colleagues that I am not a despot, a tyrant, a hater of women, but a linuxoid, a rolevic, and, in the expression of my wife, a cowboy?

We stayed at Misha twice. Both times in the morning, I could not find the second shirt. For the third time, after analyzing everything, she wore the socks. I couldn’t find both socks.

A new trailer for The Elder Scroll V – Skyrim.
It would be nothing, but the name of the distribution the author wrote little of it. In Russian, it starts from the end.
Therefore, the first thing I saw, coming from work, is a distribution called "Smoke the ancient rolls".

Recently there was a competition for the best slogan of the company Yota.. and the prize of some fashionable device from the company.. so I am not surprised that the leading place was headed by the phrase "yota - poeba"??!)

Does the heart hurt, or the breasts grow :D

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yyy: tra-ta-ta-ta
XXX is AAAA! I give up!
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I lie down, sleep with a girl... it was all beautiful... and here we are waking up by the sauna administrator (((

XHH: Hi, you don’t know the Ukrainian band they still sing rock?
Hey, you don’t know that rapper, he’s still from the United States?

<AnYKEy> It’s not that I don’t like such a company...
“He’s just dressed so that going to a rock concert with him is like going to Berlin in 1941 with a Jew.

Skyrim in the shell. If I promised you something, forget it.
If I promise you something, don’t believe it.

It turns out, when you fall in love with a person or lose him, all these pop songs are not so meaningless.

@e_vilelf: when putting out ratings arthouse films should use a scale not from 1 to 10, but from an imaginary unit to a cubic root of 17.

The answer is:"
Zil: Calling my wife I am interested in business, I say that soon I will go home, I hear a bunch of complaints that said why I did not call before, for the whole day time was not found, the family does not care, I begin to regret that I called at all, I talk about this to my wife, everything becomes even worse, more complaints, the tube is thrown...
Is it only me that happens?and "

Have you tried fuck your wife more often?

So on November 13 in the courtyard, and the tree that was thrown out by the neighbors last year weighs on the tree... and it has rooted the campaign because it is still semi-green... it is just to believe in Russia))

The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim
Traduction: Ancient Books 5: Smoking

I’m sitting at work... Next to the girl (D) is watching the series “Scarlett”, which makes me very angry, which I periodically remind her.
In one of their scenes, Scarlett orders a building firm to build 25 houses.
Q: Where did she get so much money from?
D: Do you not understand? She is the wife of millionaire Red Butler. She knows with whom to sleep... turn away from me!

We sit with a friend in the universe, we prepare for the defense of coursework. We put, therefore, both the work - my and his - in front of me on the table, and we discuss how a friend found this course only half an hour ago accidentally on the Internet, downloaded and not even edited. In the process of discussion, we notice how a fly begins to fly over us. After turning a couple of circles, she sits down... precisely on a friend’s job. He looks at her, grumbling and condemnedly declares:
Fuck, I have a cursor.

I understood that in life you need to change something when I bought a new phone and it turned out to have a more powerful processor than I have on the O_O comp.