Daddy told me.
In Tyumen, somewhere on the passage.
The man takes his passport to write out the pass.
The Belarusian passport, all things.
He opens it, scrolls, finds a page where there is Daddy’s photo.
and passes out.
Name and name
Schengen Guidelines

We are a Schengen family.

xxx> is it all - the dacha or your construction?
yyy> the construction of the house. I call it customary. Do you think that in Crimea, how do you extract water? Is there a centralized water supply in the private sector?
xxx> no, we have wells, and there is no sewerage. In ancient Rome was
yyy> yyyy
xxx> somehow lost the secret of shit for centuries

After school, my husband worked as a pathologist for many years, where he saw a lot of exciting spectacles. Then he went to the troops: visited various hotspots, once tortured in captivity, not once caught bullets and miraculously survived, received a high rank and many orders. He was also a man who saw a lot of things. But after watching the cartoon "Aladdin" with the children, he eventually cried. To say that I was confused is to say nothing.

Turmeric is also, by the way, a kitchen u-u, a creature!

This story was told to me by my Peter's partners, and I heard it from several representatives of the local business community.
One of our businessmen, or as they are called, oligarchs, who did not fall from the forefront because of the constant stories of very original content, began his commercial journey in the northern capital as an entrepreneur on the then standards just above a good middle hand. In general, a simple new Russian, with a Mercedes, but without islands and castles.
At that time (94-95), it was very fashionable to have speaking papagaies, and the big papagaies, who already spoke well, were considered especially chic. But to get such a bird even for large birds was a problem - importing was only illegal, and to train the bird to speak well was not so easy. A really steep bird cost 2-4 thousand green, and some copies were sold at the price of jiggles. According to rumors, one local businessman in those years in the office had a cage covered with a blanket. When he lifted the cover, the huge blue poppy who sat in it began to scream exhaustedly, "I will not give you money! All for Election! To the elections!” until he was covered with a carpet again.
In general, our "new" decided to acquire a speaking miracle and went to the bird market. But unfortunately, suitable for a proud demonstration to partners, the poppy was never found. Either the bird is small, or speaks a few words - in general, "the boys will not understand." But suddenly at the end of the trade row, the "new" with his assistants saw a man dressed in a telogreek, in whose cage was sitting something that attracted the attention of a large number of visitors. As they pushed away the crowd, they saw a huge frog in the cage. The sova (per it was a phyllin) was really huge and occupied almost the entire cage. The man was clearly from a distant village, but the market knew well. When asked about the price, he immediately named 3,000, and as many as he was not tried under various pretext to bend the stuck "new" and his assistants, firmly stood on his price, hotly telling what he was worth to catch such a large specimen and even put it in a cage.
The breakdown came at a time when our “new” named its final price at 2500, and showed by its appearance that it would not be traded any further.
The man looked at them sadly and said, “Well guys, give me 3,000, it’s just $100, is it money for you?”
“Do you sell for rubles?”This voice of “new” with assistants was probably heard in the whole market.
On the face of the man appeared the recently lost opportunity to buy used jiggles and upgrade the cellar.
I bought the sauce :)

The Russians will have to pay in advance. Pay for 10 years in advance, die prematurely, a crown from the housing company - as a gift!

I agreed to play with the child at the doctor, coughed a little.
Now I have a knee fracture, a headache inflammation, a cold flu and a tooth dropped out.

Microsoft is condemned!
Word doesn't know who Chuck Norris is and proposes to rename him Chuck Morris!

The war hero and emergency ministry-nik cried after "Aladdin"...Well what? I have been a judicial doctor for 7 years. I can’t watch horror movies, I’m afraid.

Oh my God, how I hate the genitals.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Well, it feels like you fucking, but quickly and without enthusiasm.

The wise man who wrote this:
– is
Why, in fact, for you, my desire to fuck you in the ass levels the value of the rest of my judgments? Where do you see the contradiction? Why can’t I want to put you with cancer and get you in the ass and at the same time have healthy adequate ideas on some life issues?
– is
Imagine that you, the crash, someone expressed a desire to get in the back passage. Do you have the desire to discuss with this person or how?

Over the years the point of view has changed.

I decided to remember my childhood and watch "Knowledge" by "Stars". I turn on and see how the universal expert Zina shuttered in the kitchen, in a beautiful dress, with a hairstyle and makeup, but still wears a forehead.
In the past, it was thought, a tailored aunt, does not go home in old clothes, holds herself in a string... And now it is a pity she became. She, apparently, came home from work and immediately went to the kitchen to cook dinner, even washing and changing clothes as a household poor woman was not time.

About football :) And the speaker at the stadium meanwhile asks
The fans, who, despite
Unfortunately, we made an anthropology today.
Stop throwing snow.
The Moldovan goalkeeper.

About "I did not think I would hear this with my own ears".

I’m lucky, I only get half an hour to work every day. But this is enough to hear a lot:
Why were the dwarfs yellow first and then white?
I do not know

“Mom, what is the OVD of the city..., is it written there?
I do not know

- Oh, he offered her so, he asked us too, and we all participated, we poured champagne in the car, we stood with posters... well, she agreed.
That way, such a romantic
Do you know how he beat her before?!...

And very remembered a little boy, who all the way, as his mother did not distract him, with a ringing voice said, "Don't drink vodka, don't drink vodka."

October 2, 2013 HGH: Shut up! Oksana said she would give me a birthday gift!! Finally!! to
Don’t worry too much, it’s not so easy with her.
November 16, 2013 Hi. Why is the status evil, did Denrick not succeed?
Q: Do you remember I told you that Oksana promised me to give yourself?
WOW: well
I didn’t cheat the shit. I gave her a picture, sheep.

There are more and more women with a very thin soul and an incredibly wide ass.

I clarify:
Er: I remember someone wrote in the comments that the child appeared without sex.
Johnikum: Er, this man was raised with cabbage and barley =D

A few thousand years ago, such a case was recorded in written sources, and there are still people who are convinced that it is true.

I love Freddie Mercury and Elton John. I am angry at the laws that have been adopted by our foolish and heartless millionaires. Music lives forever.

In fact, Bismarck spoke about Russia with great respect, and Darwin was not atheist at all.

But to understand this, you need to read the primary sources, not the collection of aforisms. Or at least the biographies of the series.

Doddy: What for you "the trader knocks on the wheels", for someone "a sound defectoscopy procedure to detect the presence of microcracks";