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[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12230
 06.11.2008
A quote from Bach from the future:

Petya was fucked yesterday.
How we roasted - it should have been seen! They just fell out! The whole office was lying with the boss, the courier, the cleaner and the head of the department! What an office! The whole business center was lying - absolutely all! Some were lying on each other because there was not enough space on the floor. A wave of rust has spread to neighboring buildings, whipping even dogs on the street and rats in the sewage! The menta laughed, the microbes and shop windows broke out. They even scratched the boots in the aska and the usherpics! The whistle was louder than the simultaneous whistle of a million blondes! All the pairs in all the institutions were destroyed, the employees of the GIBDD did not take more than one fine! No one could work in the city that day.
This is how ridiculously Petya grabbed you.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12229
 06.11.2008
Deputy U.S. Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy James Glassman told reporters about the State Department’s special information program “Digital External Contacts Team”. The purpose of its creation is to counter “anti-American disinformation” on the Internet abroad.
As part of this program, its participants go to the Internet, chats, popular internet sites and in some cases blogs and talk about U.S. politics, correct mistakes that occur, and also send people to the right documents, the official explained. Until now, this work was carried out in Arabic, Persian and Urdu. And now Glasman said that he is considering the inclusion of several Russian-speaking specialists in the team. They will have to lead a ‘war of ideas’ against extremism on the fields of Runet.

Get up, the Russian people! c) Saxon

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12228
 06.11.2008
XX: I knew that could not last forever.
The clothes are clean (

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №12227
 06.11.2008
Love comes and goes, but children remain.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12226
 06.11.2008
Have you heard Shallapin sing? No is? I didn’t hear either, but...

This happened in the city of Würzburg, during the Radio Biological Congress.

The year is 95 or 96.

At the end of the official opening of the Congress, all the participants gathered.

500-600 people under a huge tent to eat German

Cakes and beer to drink. A small improvised stage.

orchestra, something popular, and despite amplifiers and columns, barely

The noise of the scientists. The noise is not small.

Apart from our delegation, we find ourselves drinking and discussing urgent issues.

Radio biology is loved by delegations from other countries. Language barriers are calculated

Just as quickly as the “free” German beer disappears. I sit for

at the table with his boss and because of his youth and stupid humility

I drink little, but look at the public more or conduct purely scientific conversations.

At the next table I notice an interesting couple, he is obviously ours, she is...

It looks like an American, no longer young – 40-45. Sitting somehow

They talk to each other, but the conversation continues.

very slowly, because he barely speaks English, and she almost

He does not speak Russian.

My boss, who knows almost all of our delegation, says that this

A guy from Novosibirsk, often travels to conferences to meet

It was with this girl... Suddenly I noticed that he stood up from behind the table and

He resolutely goes to the stage. He asked the organizer and

He goes up with him to the pitch. People who don’t stop making noise.

They are aware of these changes and are interested. Orchestra

silent, the organizer takes the microphone, and, trying to scream the noise,

“A Russian friend wants to sing something for an American friend.”

Everyone looks at the scene, continuing their work. The organizer,

When he finished speaking, he passed the microphone to “Russian” and smiled.

It descends. Siberian approaches the edge of the scene, looking with his eyes

her “American friend” and begins to sing – only for her.

Well, we also hear everything – because we cannot hear. Closed

the noise of a huge pavilion, with a well-set voice he sings about

The wall and the hole. Without the microphone, everything is silent. All Simply

I was stunned by the strength and depth of his voice. He only looks at her and

Singing only for her. Neither before nor after – I have nothing like that.

I heard. The applause was such that probably Shalapin would be jealous.

And he quietly nodded to the musicians, gave away the unnecessary microphone and

returned to her. As she looked at him, her eyes shone with tears or

Happiness... how you want to believe that they all succeeded...

And the banquet, after a while again silenced... the Finns tried to sing a choir, right?

It did not work well...



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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12225
 06.11.2008
There are two categories of people in Russia.

Those who do not know, and those who do not know.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12224
 06.11.2008
I work in the odminskaya on the 3rd floor. On the first floor, in the kitchen, the outlet breaks and all the splendor of seductive and stinking smells invades me. I swallowed saliva for half an hour and ventilated the room. Work is up. Find out the cost of food. and sad.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12223
 06.11.2008
I am all yours:
What can a man do to prove to a man that I love him?
by NeGriTozz:
Minet
by NeGriTozz:
The Deep
by NeGriTozz:
If you can
I am all yours:
Write simple I don’t understand.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12222
 06.11.2008
Fregat (16:08:44 3/11/2008)
You are so good :-*
Regent (16:09:29 3/11/2008)
I'm afraid to imagine who you wrote this and accidentally mistaken through the window :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12221
 06.11.2008
rELH_Foxbat (03:55:25 2/11/2008)
My kung fu is better than your kung fu.

Organizm (03:55:52 2/11/2008)
My broom is better than your kung fu.

rELH_Foxbat (03:56:43 2/11/2008)
Roughly

Organizm (03:58:46 2/11/2008)
The great master, who has the technique of Razyashchev Loma and the founder of the school of the Stepping Excavator, does not have to be polite.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12220
 06.11.2008
xxx (09:31:51 14/10/2008)
What do you
yyy (09:32:18 14/10/2008)
Stand up playing

xxx (09:37:08 14/10/2008)
Hm

yyy (09:37:16 14/10/2008)
Damn somewhat

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12219
 06.11.2008
by 111
Damn... and in real...which SMS would scare you?? to

by 222:

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12218
 06.11.2008
God is!! Tell everyone that there are signs of disturbance on the piano!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12217
 06.11.2008
Talk about the global financial crisis:

Find out which currency:
In principle, it can be the strongest.
2) And it is beneficial to him in any arrangement.

Ammunition for the 12th caliber. Not "magnum" - whatever to any trunk approached.

Stronger currencies are difficult to come up with under our conditions. In unfavorable conditions - you can think about the 9mm pair and other military samples of the most likely trunk in the district :-) All other types of currencies are either ruined when stored (batteries, for example :-) or subject to inflation :-)

The FVL (FVL)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12216
 06.11.2008
Sergey Vladimirovich says to me in the morning: "Tan, and I have more nails than you have."

"It’s good that I can’t measure anything anymore" – I thought...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12215
 06.11.2008
Discussion of Physics Tasks
...
Myth: And the window is also somewhat a lamp.
marg: ah, in the degree of logarithm of the window based on the light bulb ((%

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12214
 06.11.2008
The Constant NUMBER_3 * / /
public static final int NUMBER_3 = 3;
The Constant NUMBER_4 * / /
public static final int NUMBER_4 = 4;
The Constant Number 5. * / /
public static final int NUMBER_5 = 5;
The Constant Number 6. * / /
public static final int NUMBER_6 = 6;
The Constant Number 6. * / /
public static final int NUMBER_7 = 7;

He promised to dismiss everyone for this.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12213
 06.11.2008
Who wrote the shit about what would happen if the mirror was removed??? Fuck it off. Without the scanner now - and the glass broke and the lamp broke. Thank you, I will not try again.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12212
 06.11.2008
WEll: Yes... so lazy to unconsciously try to turn the monitor to yourself with the mouse cursor...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12211
 06.11.2008
Pr0v (20:03:16 20/10/2008)
I was at work last night.

Pr0v (20:03:25 20/10/2008)
from Sunday to Saturday)

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