fat38: I woke up half an hour before the alarm clock, I look at 6:30, I think to sleep again or end up on torrents.

What happened to Villarreal and Villarreal?

And in my opinion, the advertising of Coca-Cola "Fest comes to us" in Russia as "Ironia of fate" - a pre-New Year’s tradition.

Translated from English Pirates:

From the translation of the American cartoon on Ukrainian TV (children noticed).
The girl runs away from the bear and cries "Bear!!! Bear is!and "
Below the translation titles "Beer!!! The beer!and "

from Google

Malina77: What did you do good today?
Malina77: Good for others.

At 4 a.m. I went out to the balcony and sang a good song for the neighbors.

The employee calls his colleagues to warn him that he will not be at work.
I will not be, I am sick.
Is it A/H1N1?! to
and C2H5OH.

The xxx:
What’s there with the password? – Remember, and it’s written false.
The xxx:
Tifou
The xxx:
understood

XXX: What a good day!!!))) I will ruin.

There is a lawyer in our company, funny letters sometimes on the general newsletter throws)) Here are a few of his creations:

Dear managers, someone has taken the stamp "Copy is true" and keeps it with him (apparently copying everything that comes in hand). Do not engage in anger and curse, return the stamp to the window.

Colleagues, I will be on vacation from November 13 to 26. Sorry if you can..."

I remind you once again that in no case can you work with these documents (introduce changes, details, etc.). These documents need to be copied first, and then work with them. Disobedient managers will be subjected to persecution and reproach.

Everyone says 2012 is the end of the world. The Maya calendar is ending. And it seems to me that the Indian who made it was just worried...

About young mothers and with children and about the fact that most men do not need someone else’s child.
Judging by the number of single mothers, most men and their children do not need it (

I will complain at all! What a day is not Friday!

X: (19:58:05 11/11/2009)
Do you know why a man has 12 meters of intestines?

Y: (19:58:25 11/11/2009)
and? Nao is?

X: (19:58:35 11/11/2009)
Do not burn your ass with hot tea.

Y: (19:59:01 11/11/2009)
I just got a little tea! ? ? ? ?

Which animal has four legs and one arm?
Maybe a four-legged one-handed one.
The happy pitbull.

xxx: I now do not kiss girls at all, I have an obsessive idea that each of them at least once has sucked someone's hair.

You and the men do not say goodbye to the hand (they write) and in the transportation, do not take the helmets, if you may have smaller who, and use the air more carefully, suddenly what kind of girl sneezes after this affair.

At the entrance, masks are given to visitors.
The most interesting thing is that when they go out they need to take over and the same masks are given to other visitors.

Here is the mass regime.

[18:37:41] XX: I have my mother here watch the hour of judgment
[18:37:43] XX: on television
[18:37:55] XX: I go to the kitchen
[18:38:02] XX: how do I think rjod - took asked
[18:38:07] XX: she can no longer
[18:38:12] XX: briefly told
[18:38:39] XX: a carrier at work worked with one grandmother
[18:38:54] XX: in the warehouse, special room
[18:39:31] XX: the shorter door once closed
[18:39:34] XX: and the pedestrian
[18:40:10] XX: decided shorter that this lady will climb out the window and save
[18:41:09] XX: briefly, she walked into the window and stuck there like a viper, a ass in the warehouse, a head on the street
[18:41:28] XX: and shorter this loader took her and fucked her
[18:41:43] XX: further she went to the police hit the statement
[18:42:08] XX: Mint drafted the protocol and said they went to conduct an investigative experiment
[18:43:27] XX: short came, she stuck there again, mint went out to see why she can't get out.
[18:43:45] XX: and then the shorter loader passes again, saw, closed the door and fucking again)))))
[18:44:13] XX: Short hour of judgment is the pedestrian of the campaign

My friend and girlfriend met. There and here, yesterday, he asks me to buy him condoms at the pharmacy, said he is embarrassed. I have agreed. We go to the pharmacy, there are 2 sellers, one is 40, the second is such a nice 25 years old, well, I approach the young:
I: Give me a condom of this size, please.
Do you want strawberries or bananas?
Do you prefer bananas or strawberries?
The wild rust of both sellers. Now I am afraid to go to the pharmacy.)

XXX: Fuck the whole package of condoms
YYY: EYE... in a good sense?

The best proof of the Terrible Mutations and the Environmental Catastrophe is the mole that completely swallowed 100% of artificial fur in my shoes.
Do not let God tell you so!