I sit in the kitchen, I work. Half of the night.
The woman comes in and says, “I’m a married woman!” I don’t have to, I don’t want, and I won’t sleep alone!
She takes the cat and leaves.

Few people already remember why a box of light bulbs in the toilet...

Message from the Estonian administrator --- SERVER KOTOV (on server readiness for work). What are the first cats? Where are the cats?

Incredible yet the country of Russia : here even free services are expensive!

First about the sick.
To a strange monastery with its statute... But not everyone knows this. And so they shoot at weddings, dance in the middle of the street, stick to our girls, say, dressed like prostitutes. Interestingly, and if you go to the lobby, steam under a chestnut with pork, then "Shumel kamish..." on the main street and tear off the shirts - Gulchita - show your face...
Now a little history.
The summer. An all-Russian holiday, a day of labor. In the cafe, two representatives of the mountains react violently to the girls passing by. In the impulse of the senses, one even knocks down a little below the waist and tries to rhyme the nuts, sin. A young man who met a girl wondered why. And he gets a predictable answer: the tradition is this, if a girl likes, she is beaten. Not a question. Several people in blue-and-white striped t-shirts surround the table and explain that traditions are honored, but we also have our own rules. If you beat a girl, be kind to cater to the whole company. Instead of the waitress. They humbly agree. Five minutes later, the car arrives, and four other foreigners rush to revenue. They are joyfully welcomed and accompanied to the main hall - a person for fifty. There are no free places. The children stayed until evening. They even went to the fountain. Tradition is so.

My wife returns home from work on her birthday. A drunk man is snoring at the computer. She looks at the loaded pages:
How to surprise your wife on her birthday?
Where to buy a coat?
Where to get a loan?
How to relieve stress?

XXX: I once slept all Saturday...Because there was a desire)))
XX: There was nothing to go into the store.
XXX: and I just closed my eyes and fell asleep not to eat)))
YYY: shit, bleat, it’s a shit
YYY: solve savings included...
YYY: Here’s the straight line: –"sweet, and let’s go to the restaurant in the evening" –"sleep, fuck, sleep I told you!!and "

xxx: You have to learn to use interpenetration signs, not enters.
YYY: Did you hide anything? I can’t guess what you’re writing on a mobile phone.
xxx: Usually if you get 5-10 messages in 10 seconds, it means you.
XXX: And all my relatives and Freelancer already know this.
And like that from my kitchen, Kirill writes to you!
xxx: I come, and there mobile floor table on the vibrator passed and 18 new messages.

Q: Will you send pictures?
I am sending.
WOW: Have you already arrived?
Theme: Nea
WOW: They will come soon. Obama will see them first.

How did you watch striptease yesterday?

Wow: Honestly, yesterday was a little sad girl alone. She showed real wonders with the six, and I took and grabbed the rest "The Honourable Firefighter Grammy she definitely deserved". Her bite fell from our table almost to the floor.

And to us the special forces broke in: "All to complete the work on the computers!" Well I started to start>Finish the work. I was almost shot - it turns out, I had to remove my hands from the computer)

xxx: Yesterday we had a bowling party on the company’s anniversary. They lost the server.
YYY: This is how
YYY: Did you play bowling with the server?
XXX: He doesn’t ping, and no one can remember where he is physically. They were last used in April.
I think ?))))))))))))))))))))

1: What to bring?
2: and look at the jump there that stands a real plede from a camel :)
The jump is worth it :)
1 :D is OK
From the white camel?
I am not racist in that respect :)

I go to the lighthouse. In the left row are two BMW, in the middle two Toyota, in the right one Nissan. In short, I swept the whole picture with my hunter...

Boy: We all (nearly all) go home from work/offices in the evening.
We all want to get there with a minimum of time.
In order to realize these golden dreams and get to the fast, you need at least not to be vegetables to drive aggressively, and the maximum - to violate the PDD.
So here are friends: who do you feel in such moments: a hero or a villain?

Girl: At such moments, I get out of the barbecue red panty and put it on the jeans, open the side window, pull out my left hand compressed in my fist and kick, feeling like a superman.

Since this is almost the forum of the Council of Philologists, I want to find a solution to the question that has long tormented me: why the "player", "variant", "plan" and so on. and etc. "sapeless", but here "output", snook, must "sapable"? Who invented it? How to pronounce? Is it in Russian?

NIS removed the file with the wording "Most users find this file malicious". I removed NIS with the wording "We do not need to compile this House-2 bleat".

>>And maybe it's just a sad "new-Russian" mudila decided to take advantage of the free space?

Hell, Holmes, but how did you guess?

Discuss the first photo from the Star Wars 7 film, which depicts R2-D2.
XX: I will not be surprised if it turns out that the true ruler of Sith was R2-D2, and all the trilogies are only examples of his filigranal manipulation by the primitive minds of biological accomplices.

At night I laid off my hand, jumped up, she was so all the hollow, barely moving... And in a half-sleep in my head I opened the console and saw that my hand license was over. Almost the wife with this shit didn't wake up, to say that urgently need to extend...