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Yes, sunny, your wife and mother are fun to wash behind your pope toilet and it is not exhausting to struggle for the borst, but the paragraph is like boring programming.

And the funniest thing about this is that if you are a woman, then engaging in some dull programming or something no less "complicated, and therefore boring", for you most often does not completely cancel the need to have fun washing the toilet behind all the pops available in the family and striking the pants. You are indeed obligated.

XXX: How many girls were in terms of sex?

Yyy: There were about 150 in terms of sex.

Yyy: But I’m really far behind the plan.

xxx: In the news you said +28. Is it true?

Yyy: somewhere +24... +26. The wind is not very pleasant.

The wind fucking unpleasant.

The 21-year-old saw two teenagers breaking a child’s hill through the window.

He dressed up, went out into the street and, coming to them, said:

Are you running well?

Yes, and what then?

- I called the police on you, I think you will be able to escape or not?

So we ran?

It will not help.

Why is?

I agree.

What to do?

Remove what you have swallowed.

Breathtaking and standing out of effort, two swings, return the hill to its original state, then ask.

Can it now?

Now it can. and run!

I will start from the beginning. My dad hadn't seen her for years since four or five (as my mom drove out for drunkenness and fattening) and didn't mock, no and no, and fuck him. Naturally, neither food nor gifts were seen. And here suddenly (five years ago), there were relatives on the father's line (thanks to social networks), relatives are normal, working people, but as they say in the family, not without wickedness. As the aunt writes to us, the wife of his brother, the father asks for my mother’s number. The number given, I wonder what he will say in so many years. And then it started... Yes, I only loved you all my life, and you are the best of all and so on (to say, he had a wife, who also safely washed him up). Then after the emotional outbreaks began, put money on the phone, then let me visit you, only I have no money, if you list me, I will come. And the question is why you need us in so many years, and also at our expense. It is bold enough!

The internet is falling today.
yyy: lucky you - we are here falling ice rain, passers, branches, trees, wires and supports LEP

What is Misogynia? Girls are simply not interested in such a boring and difficult activity as programming. Who is interested - those quietly learn and work, in IT offices mostly modern educated people, not chauvinists. Well, there is a small percentage of people justifying their own laziness and inability by external circumstances - but they are of any gender and in any field of activity.

Oh, how gracefully you put misogyny into a comment that denies misogyny!

Straga: SMS from friends in the morning after yesterday’s meeting, which I didn’t get on: Yesterday we drank so cool beer that we just have a wild headache, and you don’t, because you are a FAIL!

xxxx: I go out of the house in the morning, say goodbye to the courtyard and to maintain the conversation I ask:
Is this falling from the sky?
The palace is sad:
I don’t know, but I’ll try to remove it.

What was the most interesting cut?

Stop complaining about misogynia! Take yourself into your hands, cuddles, stop being afraid of the mythical "sea pigs", stop reading the hue about the role of a woman and procrastinate! If you want to study programming, go! Get up from the couch and get your papers!

There was a programming girl. In the key that, after studying and working in this field, you encounter chauvinism from all sides. Why are you unable to accept the fact that misogyny exists? Let us pour all the shit into your ears from childhood, and then mock - say, you are weak, and with the world and society everything is fine?

They asked where Ebola was coming from. So there is nothing interesting - they found a vaccine and injected the population. In Africa, people don’t sit on the internet, don’t know that they are being vaccinated by the U.S. government, so that in some countries the epidemic has already ended without any excessive drama, and in others it will be quietly over soon. be healthy.

Mom, buy some bread.
You have already told me. Do you believe in my strength?
Silence in the phone.
I believe. I believe in your strength. I do not believe in your memory.

With Trump’s victory, 2.5 million Americans moved to Canada. Trump has created 2.5 million jobs.

At the grandmother in the village everything grows - and potatoes, and cabbage, and pork, and the ass of the granddaughter from cabbage, potatoes and saliva.

“Don’t be stressed, high tension kills.” I am talking to you as an electrician.

They could not leave the country, missed the bus, caught a flight, November, freezes, but nobody stops. Even more, two cute blondes, uncertain age, and in the cars unhappy wives do not give any chances. One seemed to slow down, but rattled and left... We were looking at another wife in a warm car. It became dull, until the track is far away, the legs are no longer bending. Here some sort of machine brakes and a cheerful woman invites us to sit down, rejoice, go down, thank you.. She says, I see, frozen girls at all, like not to drive. Once the conversation went on to a child's topic, and she told how she got married. She is 40, for 40, unclear, the nose with a button, swollen, open. Worked in a funeral office, a man buried his wife, died of cancer, went to make some papers, saw her and says - six months will pass, I will return, marry you. She laughed at herself and forgot. Six months passed, he came and... married her. They give birth to a daughter, a late child, two seem - another 8 children from the first marriage. So she tells fun, it seemed even - invented on the move. In six months, I go back with my girlfriend. We vote, the car stops and the same woman calls - sit down. Sit down, she says, I recognized you right away, but here is my husband and daughter. At the wheel, a healthy man, like a bear, was a hunter and a girl of 3 years old, cheerful, like a mother, was delighted with them.

On the morning of November 8, Hillary told Bill Clinton: "Today night the two presidents of the United States will sleep together." When she returned home at night, Bill asked, “Well, will Trump come here, or will I go to him?”

Are you communicating with Dima?
Henry: Well, a little bit of it. He was once in guests. A normal man, unless he considers that he has cockroaches.
Sapphire: and who is now without cockroaches in the head...
Henry : Aha Only in him they are real and live in the aquarium, crawling on the branches.

I walked in hoodies instead of ropes.

I bought shoes, sculpted, which because of the design features broke the ropes at once. Having changed their third pair in the season, I am confident in my stealth, came to work. When he was going to smoke, he decided to pull up his ropes. They crushed, and I had two cuts in my hands.
Loudly expressing indignation, he asked for advice from the team. Strangely enough, the department was very interested in the problem, and solutions were being put forward. Among other things, it was suggested to pull out the rope and place a number of hoodies instead.
Said is done. Sisadmin looked with suspicion, but handed out a package of hamsters. I put them in the corresponding holes, it went well: strong, and even in places stylish. So, until the end of the working day, I walked like a tough aitishnik, sometimes even forgetting that the shoes were wrapped with hoodies, not ropes.

What is it all? Thank you to my colleagues, who offered the fastest option of fixing, spending the least amount of resources and time.

When I get a catalogue of cosmetics in my hands, I think about the fate of people who give the name to the shades of lacquer and mask. All of these "ruby typhoon", "spicy pink", "brass ice cream", "mysterious fuchsia", "perfect berry", "perfect coral", "smaragd hills" and so on. and etc.

I usually imagine some glamorous opium prithon, where in eternal delusion the smoked marketers lie down and shout: “Sensitive volume!”", “plenishing duo!”", “waveling curve!”"... And next to him sits a sober clerk and carefully, pushing the tip of the tongue, records everything in a notebook.