xy: here everyone is transplanted into thin clients, they are not quite happy
xy: So about the thin clients, they are in a separate domain area, and everyone on the desktop has an outlooking orange backup of the type "like <bank_name>". And the fact that it cannot be changed adds +100 to love.

xx: and whoever will love badly, he will also flash ? ?

It’s not about accessibility, but about leniency. The attentive person, then poorly knowledgeable of the language, should click in the head: something is wrong here, and what is the cake here? Even without a dictionary, you can translate the "science" at the expense of context. Just lazy and uncompromising attitude, including from the customer, who is sure to save on quality translation, because the piple hats.

That is precisely what it means to save on quality translation – and it must be carried out in all the messes where translators are overwhelmed. Believe the old turtle: it is impossible to qualitatively translate more than one account page per hour (unless the topic is familiar by 146% and there are only repeats). So that "fast and good" no longer happens. In terms of "cheap and good" - on a regular basis I can work not much more than 160 hours a month. For these 160 translation sheets I have to eat, dress, pay for the apartment, pay taxes and fees. That is, for 200 rubles per sheet I just can’t afford to work (I’ll have to throw the proff and go to the cashier). Students who earn purely themselves on cigarettes, and their food and apartment are paid by their parents. Therefore "cheap and good" will also not work. So you want good translations for your startups – save money. And welcome well! We will try our best for you.

The Parental Forum

Another episode showing the degree of my Cook - yesterday in the discount store stumbled on a doll, and I just need it, and there two pieces of electricity, one some bad man broke the box and stole his hands together with the bag at the same time, the second sealed, all ok, but the eyes are curved printed, absolutely different....I suffered for a long time, dragged them both, then went to the main on the plates and so said " this hand is not, and this eye is curved. Can I cut off my hands at the curve, cling to the other and buy " I had to see her face ahaha

from ZH:

Advertising on the radio. The man’s voice says, “I’m a glued Bruce.” Then comes the female: “I am a cylindrical barrel.” I suspect they have no personal life.

Our family has five tails - a cat and a cat - one and a son - three for the past semester.

I realized I need to feed you.
I have PMS! Until you fuck, don’t get angry.

X: Well cats are something beautiful. They are worthy companions of humans, not slaves, like most domestic animals.
yyy: Cat xxx'a, please leave because of the keyboard.

In thoughtfulness, she painted the draft of the report with yellow-coloured chopsticks wrapped in a ring, and then in the rush of hooliganism in one of such circles, she attributed "Aya, Aaran Feanaro!" The revisor came, and I didn’t have time to shut up, scratched my reports and left somewhere. I sit down, I think it all, a puppy cat came. An, no - they return my papers, and there next to my appeal is attributed by someone else's handwriting: "Aya!" I sit and think a lot...

XXX: My website has been in the morning.
YYY: Of course nothing worked out because we have a frontend set up with a smart nginx?
XXX: of course not configured) and the shares started doing this
YYY: I am afraid of the day when we decide to buy a fire extinguisher.

A friend’s story, followed by his words:

It’s a good sunny day, I’m out on the street and here they hit me, you won’t believe. Local grandmothers, the same ones who sit on the bench near the house and watch everyone. It turned out that this is what a wise man dropped the garbage bag from the window and he very successfully flew through the territory, as a result of which an independent council of grandmothers came to the conclusion that it was me. A shocking response followed. You haven’t been putting rubbish for five days.

How do they know! ? to

A month ago, I worked as a teacher in a kindergarten. Today in the road truck on the machine repaired the slippery pants of a guy.

You are 6 years old. For the sake of scientific interest, I decided to check whether your head is between the seat and the back of the chair. has entered. He does not return. Mom had to call a guy with a tool to spit his back. He is coming. You are covered with a cloth so that the sparks do not hit you. The master includes an instrument that makes a very loud noise right near your ears. You think you’re being executed for putting your head in a chair. “Don’t kill me, I won’t be like that anymore.”

A bit of boredom:

Again, I am told that there is no internet. by electronic letter. Through the Internet.

Well, Dick, you have the internet, and I don’t have it at home, but there is a smartphone with mobile internet, from which I write an email that I don’t have the internet at home...

I went to the dentist yesterday. It was difficult to remove the tooth. The surgeon is a foreigner and slowly formulates sentences and selects words. Finally he said to me: If you wake up tomorrow, then a long pause like this...

About the election of Trump:

Americans seem tired of being tolerant – they still want to call black black.

Seven years ago, in the winter, I went to pick up my brother from school. He was seven to eight years old then and I was twenty. And while we go, I find in my pocket two small Ikeev pens, which were distributed there for free and all of them were reluctantly picked up. In my head was a sinister plan. Until my brother sees, I placed an unnoticed pencil in his pocket. After a while I suggested to show him the magic. I take a pencil out of my pocket, stretch it, say to hold, check. Then I take it back and say, “The pencil is magical and he liked you. He will always come back to you.“Then he leaned and drove him into the hole of the sewer, observing his brother’s remarkable reaction. After a little more, I say, “Check your pockets, maybe he’s already back.” Bran begins to ball in his pockets without enthusiasm, not believing me. And how surprised he was when he found the second pencil in his swimsuit.



Five years have passed, a 13-year-old brother comes to me, puts the same pencil in front of me and speaks. Honestly, there were two of them, right?” I didn’t understand what he was talking about at first, but after a minute I remembered that “focus.” I had to admit that yes, there were two. And he said to me, “You understand that I’ve kept this pencil for 5 years and often thought, how did you do it?”

I need to take a shower, it’s cold. Unwillingness to get out of the warm coat

Be like Ippolit - take a shower in your coat.

Play mobile version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
What was the name of the one-eyed British navy commander Nelson?
The man chooses Mandela.

In order to change the situation, someone must take the first step towards it.

Yes, and at the same time it is necessary to make sure that this is ONLY one step before the other party makes the second step, and also to meet. The main mistake is to constantly make all kinds of concessions without receiving anything in response. In this case, it is easier to turn and leave, and it is not excluded that with this arrangement, the other party will give the desired reaction. Well, or at least find yourself free and get a chance to start all over again with other people.

Mexmed: In Ashan Farsh "The offer of the butcher". It sounds like the name of the song of the King and the Shit.