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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12170
 05.11.2008
Both (00:54:51 27/10/2008)
Peter was waiting for the bridge.
Both (00:55:52 27/10/2008)
We decided to find a coffee, we went to some stallions.
Both (00:56:20 27/10/2008)
Staying in the eye we pass by and understand what there is sex.
Both (00:56:31 27/10/2008)
We barely fell in place.
Publication (00:56:32 27/10/2008)
In the oak?? to
Publication (00:56:38 27/10/2008)
The lilies?
Publication (00:56:43 27/10/2008)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12169
 05.11.2008
Previously, it was terribly angry, when the player was constantly lost in a bunch of dirt. The iPhone solved this problem.
"Thanks to me! Where is the player? Luckily, I’ll be happy with it"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12168
 05.11.2008
I was invited to a concert of Pilgrim (rock group)

The security will surely be
Shadow2889: you drink on the street, labyrinth between the omons and the PPS))
Shadow2889: plus the protection of the deputies of MosGorduma))
Gromodrin: Who is it?
Gromodrin: What did he forget there?
Shadow2889: and he is there a soloist)))))))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12167
 05.11.2008
flea06two (14:26:50 29/10/2008)
Tim, let me tell you, how to fuck hold yourself from rust in the tube, if at that end in response to 'sorry, and with whom I talk'-reply 'Pisko Nikolai'

Timur (14:27:04 29/10/2008)
:D

flea06two (14:27:32 29/10/2008)
It is not real, it is real.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12166
 05.11.2008
Review of Fallout 3

[Thank you]
Well finally that’s another game I can’t play because of a weak computer, even if it’s damned.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12165
 05.11.2008
About the influence of music on people:
faxenoff: I have long been interested in the idea of secretly putting somewhere in a crowded place a few speakers and a little heard to broadcast erotic porn. I really want to see what happens.
Antardhan: Stop the dynamics.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №12164
 05.11.2008
A crooked head can be comforted with hope, a relentless heart can be reassured.

It is a dream, and only a tough stomach does not compromise.

by Yuri Tatarkin

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12163
 05.11.2008
I had to work at one of the colleges of the city of Tashkent (Uzbekistan).

I was deputy director there.

One day, I was given a new room and gave a large room.

Portrait of Karimov (I. A. Karimov - President of the Republic of Uzbekistan). I am

I started looking for our carpenter to hang a portrait in my office.

But I could not find.

I went out into the courtyard and saw at the other end of it our home – an elderly man.

Uzbek is a very good man. I scream from his doorstep through the whole yard:

Where is our carpenter?

He cried to me in response:

Why do you need him?

Karimov must be hanged, I scream to him.

Here he jumped like a sparkle and ran to me. I even thought,

There was enthusiasm to help me. When he came, he became me.

It is wicked:

What are you saying?! Karimov should be hanged, but not joked about it.

must be!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12162
 05.11.2008
Do we have something to eat?

Eat everything you find in the refrigerator.

Oh you, my mistress! Did you make the ice yourself?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №12161
 05.11.2008
Pipet, here in our managers the clowns put the partition... at first brought it whole, it does not naturally enter the door - took, brought in parts, put the frame, realized that the glasses do not fit the carousel, took away. I installed part of the glass. Now the part that adjacent to the wall - does not fit in size - took away. Where the door - at the bottom is a dull piece of plastic pinched, as if the size was tailored obviously so... Even when installing another panel, a piece of centimeter will remain 20-30. The door between marketers and managers is only opened and closed by marketers. You can enter, lock the managers and leave, and they will be selected through the window.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12160
 05.11.2008
I watched the stage today. The girl who will accept orders for the creation of websites tries to convey to the designer what customers would like to see like this:
Girl: Well, here it must be a gradient.
Design: so blurred or gradient
You are a designer, you know what it is.
Then he does the following – takes off his glasses, clothes her and says:
Designer: This is so - blurred, but this is how (taking off the glasses and pressing a finger on the LCD monitor) the gradients went, so what did you want to see the customer?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12159
 05.11.2008
You don’t know what morning sex is.
It is something sensitive and touching when the eyes are not opened after sleep.
You are already fucking.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12158
 05.11.2008
and what? Looking for a girl with breasts and brains? The evil is missing! Set up the inet-set; remove the width, or swing badly-ok; and how...and where to look...and what to do...and the screen is blue...and the processor whispers on me, girl, help me, what do I do?!!Are you me?The natural blonde!! These questions ask?Look in the mirror and take an IQ test, then I’ll say maybe! Most of you are no different from the "foolish babies"; have finished the PTU and are you running out of IT-shnickers? What is a connector???90% of you are asking! Breasts to you? What will you do with them? Shaken in ecstasy from what you saw??? Be men, not drummers, inventing “citates” about the dam-nedam-damnones...Tfu! Shame on the technicians. Shake in silence and if you "no have been given"-do not be ashamed!
Apologies for Napping.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12157
 05.11.2008
Our roadmen have a car that fills the holes with gravel and fills with bitumen. Now cats appear on the roads in the city instead of dams.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12156
 05.11.2008
[13:38:58] The stranger says: I write with an eighth degree
[13:41:29] The Wanderer Says: Features of the Morphological-Functional Organization of the Actinic Cytoskeleton Infusion of Paramecium caudatum
[13:42:37] Taxo says: and there can also write a diploma?? to
[13:42:59] The stranger says: there can still be 5 doctors to defend or 6 or maybe more.
[13:43:42] Taxo says: How did I think mankind knew everything about infusion?
[13:44:08] The stranger says that mankind doesn’t know everything.
[13:45:03] Taxo says: But one thing pleases
[13:45:15] Taxo says: infusions about us don’t know your fuck!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12155
 05.11.2008
Quotes for Dreamer and Other Storytellers:
Before you do?
I sit on a pair, fuck students, tremble, smoke grass and drink vodka.
I would have thrown you out ? ?
It won’t work, I’m a preacher.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12154
 05.11.2008
Life is flying unnoticed and you are already deep in ten.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12153
 05.11.2008
Guide to Laptop
In order to prevent data leakage, the user must be responsible for
delete all data from the hard drive when recycling, selling or
transmission of the computer. Data can be physically destroyed by tapping
the hard disk with a hammer, or by demagnetizing the disk with a strong
magnet; then it will be impossible to read the data. But we
We recommend using specially designed for these purposes.
Programs (paid) or services (also paid)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №12152
 05.11.2008
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2nd?
1: I bought a new toothbrush in my mouth and toilet paper for my ass.
1: A brush with a blue scarf turned out to be pink, and 4 rolls of ass paper turned out to be 2 rolls of eco-friendly paper towels.
2: Do you crack?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №12151
 05.11.2008
4p3
I bought the Hubble Telescope.

Lancaster
O_O

4p3
But this is... a reminder.

Lancaster
( ) Agree to

4p3
Now the nail.

4p3
"We suggest to increase the member"

4p3
It is a prelude.

Lancaster
It is logical)

that further

4p3
The next letter

4p3
"If you do not want to increase the member, we can increase the site visitor"

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