Lectures on Philosophy. The Prep:
No science can make a man happy.
A voice from the audience:
Apart from chemistry.

I come from work, tired, though of silence and peace.

In the kitchen, the mommy is cooking, the TV is unrealistic.
I’m sure she didn’t hear me come.
I have a topic to talk, I go to the kitchen, I take the controller, I am going to silence...
Mom, without turning around and screaming the TV:
It doesn’t work louder, I’ve already tried it!

I forgot what I wanted to talk about...

HaMopoZe ©

The user of tretianogappiska lively amused on the site c 04.03.2009
Cause of mutant

Remembering that women love with their ears, my husband decided to arrange for me a session of "verbal love". It happened at the moment of the embrace.
You are so beautiful, you are so gentle, you are so fragile, you are so beautiful.
The end of the phrase hanged in the air, as at this moment the surprise for a fraction of a second was distracted by the advertisement of the famous film on the nearby TV. Upon returning to me, Andrei at the exhalation with affection completed a compliment:
Godzilla a...

1: Prikin, the partner of Korku told - in the morning to work he was going, saw some kind of shit in the bus. Speaks, bald, in the goats, clearly from the wild beard, and in the playlist for the entire bus opera some classical oret xD )))
2: Go to Nashville
1 of 1?
That fucking I was...

Skorpion04: I found on e-mail a link to the article "scientists found out how to fight the law of deceit"
The link does not open.
The law of deceit...

2 adults of male sex.
Fuck, I’m ashamed, I’m an Elf of the 80’s level.
Okay, I am an elf.

xxx:Today I understood what a gesture is when you come to your grandmother on the clothes, and she plays progressive alpha metal from the built-in radio
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My grandmother had a built-in radio.

Conversation on Religion:
What can you say about the Apostle Peter?
He stood at the gate of heaven.

Yeshua and Yeshua :)

Toy: Now they are psychedelic, and in my childhood, Soviet cartoons were GOOD!

Young people who are disappointed in girls... I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t argue about mat. I cook well, study in a prestigious university, work in specialty. I don’t tolerate glamorous things, I don’t watch the series, I don’t joke with “sweet” things. I am learning to program in PHP. Not registered in SSC. The networks. I don’t talk, I don’t tell, I don’t lie. I dress according to the weather, I believe that the guy must decide whether he will pay for me or not.

So here...

I am married.

And all because while you were running after the glamorous sturgeons that threw you, and crying in the bore, which you were deceived by the wicked female race, one young man quietly cared for a modest girl from the community.

XXX is
I was awakened by the sanitary technicians....) it turns out that my closet is just super - I have doors except for the toilet nowhere, there is nowhere to remove the dog - the dog is in the closet.)

YYYY
Is the dog in the closet there?? to

XXX is
The sanitary when the closet was swallowed.

xxx: better find a girl and devote her as much free time as you are going to blow up the internet :)
Where can I find a girl for $900 a month? And also Angel.

DrElliot> If you judge rap by thyme, we will judge rock by ranets

Yulka will become president, it will be fun, her portraits will be hanged in schools, and schoolchildren will not only be proud of the president, but also if they want to count on him.

In the philosophy. Prepod says to me, “Andrei, what can you say about Kafka?” “Well, I remember an old joke and answer, “Well, I like Kafka, an offensive graffiti.”

Wake up Siddhartha. In the middle of the working day. I sleep in front of the monitor with my head down on the desk. A peaceful and healthy sleep interrupts the SMS on payroll. I love my job!

About the militia.
As one of my comrades, who had moved from the raft to Germany, said: "The most difficult thing was to get used to the fact that when you see mint, you don't have to bypass it by a bow or go to the other side of the street."

It is impossible to describe our mentions better.

xxx: Exceeded, I am inhibited by the police officer, I am flying out and out of the course - Comrade Lieutenant, on the Day of the Police, thank you for the service, for the observance of order, the roads in our country are no hell, without your service, no one would have gone anywhere, I congratulate you once again on the professional holiday, apologize, so, without the name of the father, but the Russian Military is a symbol! All good for you. I sit in the car and leave.
YYY: You are a fool
That’s not all yet.)
yyy: urine )))
xxx: I walk quietly, suddenly behind the flashlight, I think - fucking, I got in. I stop, I go out, there is this depic: citizen, you have forgotten my documents. Thanks for the congratulations ?
yyy : )))

The printer, burning the paper, issued the inscription: open the cover, remove the sludge. As if the truth is talking with the mouth empty.)